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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Is chore boy steel wool? I'm not familiar with the brand.

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weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Yeah, but It's copper I believe.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

alright, first day on the job
looks good
looks good
alright carefully...

...

god drat it

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Arms_Akimbo posted:

Yeah, you use the glass the rose comes in and a hunk of chore boy to make a $2 pipe for smoking crack and meth

See also: glass pens

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008











I can't really tell if this is operator error or equipment failure. I think it's the latter?

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






weg posted:

Yeah, but It's copper I believe.

Ah yeah I guess that makes sense for crack pipes. No rust.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
hosed up thing is I actually like chore boy more than steel wool for actual cleaning but depending on where you buy it people get fuckin ideas.

Additionally after it's too hosed up to using for cleaning you can incinerate all the bullshit off the copper and end up with like an extra gram of metal for, you know, like metallurgical projects. Fuckin try that with steel wool

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Per Urban Dictioanry

quote:

Brand name of scouring pad used also by people smoking crack to retain some of the cocaine vapors. Can then be fired up and smoked for a second hit.

Tips for the economical crack head.


SniperWoreConverse posted:

hosed up thing is I actually like chore boy more than steel wool for actual cleaning but depending on where you buy it people get fuckin ideas.

Additionally after it's too hosed up to using for cleaning you can incinerate all the bullshit off the copper and end up with like an extra gram of metal for, you know, like metallurgical projects. Fuckin try that with steel wool

It's softer than steel and less likely to mar metal surfaces. Plus if you smoke enough crack you'll end up with a big pile of copper your tweaker friend will stab you for on his way to the scrap man.

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Also, tube socks for huffing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


weg posted:

Per Urban Dictioanry


Tips for the economical crack head.


It's softer than steel and less likely to mar metal surfaces. Plus if you smoke enough crack you'll end up with a big pile of copper your tweaker friend will stab you for on his way to the scrap man.

loving hell, now I at least feel a little better about being an Australian Alcoholic

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.
Today I learned something interesting about smoking crack and something useful about home cleaning.

That's why I like SA.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Humphreys posted:

loving hell, now I at least feel a little better about being an Australian Alcoholic

:australia::hf::australia:

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


I hope nobody ever makes a video identifying the five points at which I should have realized I was loving things up.


?1 Stage gate decision point: :10bux: should NOT have been given to Lowtax.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Humphreys posted:

loving hell, now I at least feel a little better about being an Australian Alcoholic

Oh they sell crack pipes plastic roses in a 'special' container in Australia as well. A buddy of mine used to work in a sex shop and he really loved selling porn and dildos to everyone but the owner insisted on stocking roses in 'special' containers which brought in an endless parade of crackheads so my friend ended up quitting over that.

They're even more laughably obvious in Australia:

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Vargatron posted:


IRL OSHA. My brother got the meat pulled off his rink finger last night while working on a tractor. He's going to a surgeon today. Luckily he didn't lose the bone, but I don't think his finger is going to be normal again.

I bet it will grow back just fine. I severed my fingertip to the bone once. I just put a bandaid on it and let it granulate. Within a month or so, the whole tip came back with fingerprints and everything. No scars. By dad had a similar experience with a partially severed fingertip.

Fingertips have some magical healing properties.

Automatic Retard
Oct 21, 2010

PUT THIS WANKSTAIN ON IGNORE
Are you one of those lizard people I e been hearing about?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Wonder what happened to that guy, and if he's ready to step his game up and take one of these to the nuts:


E: n/m guy is posting on twitter about getting surgery for his spinal fluid leak, guess that's the price you pay for vague internet fame.

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Feb 24, 2018

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

LifeSunDeath posted:

E: n/m guy is posting on twitter about getting surgery for his spinal fluid leak, guess that's the price you pay for vague internet fame.

Wow, I guess that airbag went full Takata on his tailbone.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

weg posted:

Wow, I guess that airbag went full Takata on his tailbone.

naw he jumped off a roof in a different stunt and crushed his spine.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

LifeSunDeath posted:

naw he jumped off a roof in a different stunt and crushed his spine.

Should have landed on an airbag.

wolrah
May 8, 2006
what?

weg posted:

Should have landed on an airbag.

Time to give one of these Youtube idiots an idea. Combine the old tale about jumping in a falling elevator with an airbag and a roof, see if they can jump off a roof and set the airbag off at just the right time to cushion their landing.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


wolrah posted:

Time to give one of these Youtube idiots an idea. Combine the old tale about jumping in a falling elevator with an airbag and a roof, see if they can jump off a roof and set the airbag off at just the right time to cushion their landing.

And involve a treadmill.

Mtthnsly
Jan 19, 2009

Let's all get fucked up and make fun of internet weirdos! Including ourselves.
Tortured By Flan

Ak Gara posted:

Just put it in a container with a screw cap lid. Then it's not an open container!

Sorry for the quote from a couple pages ago. I knew someone who specifically bought a type of beer that has screw cap lids and that is what they did so they could drink while driving. I imagine it was so they could throw the half drank beer under the seat if they got pulled over. (Which they eventually did and got a DUI)

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

spankmeister posted:

I can't really tell if this is operator error or equipment failure. I think it's the latter?

Yeah, something broke. See how it's hanging off-kilter?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Mtthnsly posted:

Sorry for the quote from a couple pages ago. I knew someone who specifically bought a type of beer that has screw cap lids and that is what they did so they could drink while driving. I imagine it was so they could throw the half drank beer under the seat if they got pulled over. (Which they eventually did and got a DUI)

Well yeah, being drunk while driving is still a crime, regardless of what you do with the container. What a genius.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Well yeah, being drunk while driving is still a crime, regardless of what you do with the container. What a genius.

Does reduce the number of charges that can be thrown at you, but yeah still a dumbass thing to do.

Jet Jaguar
Feb 12, 2006

Don't touch my bags if you please, Mr Customs Man.



Off-camera, there are some woodpeckers swearing up a blue streak because they were sitting on food for months.

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/967486912389935104

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




I flinch every time I see this gif.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

LifeSunDeath posted:

Wonder what happened to that guy, and if he's ready to step his game up and take one of these to the nuts:


E: n/m guy is posting on twitter about getting surgery for his spinal fluid leak

If anyone else is curious, his online handle is Nasty The Horse and he bills himself as the "King Of The Nutshot"
https://twitter.com/nastythehorse?lang=en
https://www.youtube.com/user/flatryan/videos

Edit: this 2 story nutshot from back in 2012 was probably the incident where he hosed up his spine. I don't think he knows for sure because he put up with chronic pain for 5 or 6 years before he decided to go to a doctor and get it checked out and discovered that his cerebrospinal fluid was leaking.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqNKgPOYV10&t=50s

LifeSunDeath posted:

guess that's the price you pay for vague internet fame.

One of his videos from 11 years ago has 1.3 million views (and it's not even the stunt where he hosed up his back, LOL), three had about 600,000 views , two had about 500,000 views and the rest are nothing to talk about. He's been posting videos several times a month for a long time now and these days they hardly ever get more than 1000 views. He hosed up his life and he's got nothing to show for it.

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 08:08 on Feb 25, 2018

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

spog posted:

Today I learned something interesting about smoking crack and something useful about home cleaning.

That's why I like SA.


Now every time I see copper scourer pads at the dollar store I'll smirk a bit. There's also a near by corner liquor store , not sure if they have roses(they probably do and I'm just a moron not paying attention, Also I wonder how much of the stuff at the dollar store can be jury rigged for drug stuff)

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 07:54 on Feb 25, 2018

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

Now every time I see copper scourer pads at the dollar store I'll smirk a bit. There's also a near by corner liquor store , not sure if they have roses(they probably do and I'm just a moron not paying attention, Also I wonder how much of the stuff at the dollar store can be jury rigged for drug stuff)

Anything is a pipe when you're crafty/desperate enough.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Some potential OSHA: $1 tools.

Been really tempted to buy a dollar crow bar. Also buying dollar kitchen knives to practice knife sharpening with a dollar sharpening stone.

e: So I should buy a bakers dozen of crow bars.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Feb 25, 2018

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
With a dollar knife, the worst thing that happens is it goes dull really fast (as long as it isn't made out lead or something). I'd be pretty leery of a dollar crowbar.

Mtthnsly
Jan 19, 2009

Let's all get fucked up and make fun of internet weirdos! Including ourselves.
Tortured By Flan

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Well yeah, being drunk while driving is still a crime, regardless of what you do with the container. What a genius.

He's not a great person to for. Also that DUI was on his way to work so...

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PhazonLink posted:

Some potential OSHA: $1 tools.

Been really tempted to buy a dollar crow bar. Also buying dollar kitchen knives to practice knife sharpening with a dollar sharpening stone.

e: So I should buy a bakers dozen of crow bars.

There's gotta be a $1 crowbar scrapping caper going on.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

HEY NONG MAN posted:

How the hell is that even a phone number, Todd?

wolrah posted:

Australia
Todd...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poB5nlwSmtE&t=54s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TcjEr7RCUVI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0eCGmWUxXg&t=848s

Cable Guy fucked around with this message at 09:23 on Feb 25, 2018

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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

PhazonLink posted:

Some potential OSHA: $1 tools.

Been really tempted to buy a dollar crow bar. Also buying dollar kitchen knives to practice knife sharpening with a dollar sharpening stone.

e: So I should buy a bakers dozen of crow bars.

You can get cheap rear end knives super sharp with the right whetstones, a dollar sharpening stone though, probably not. The worst that will happen though is the knives will just dull faster than high quality ones.

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