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angerbeet posted:There is nothing in the rules book that says TRUMP can't play basketball ... this checks out....
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Sidda posted:wow this was an insanely hosed up thing for god to do imo god backwards is dog lmao there this giant skydog loving with us
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god sounds like an rear end in a top hat neighbor
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that pink stuff is ginger, just in case you thought any part of it made sense
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Unperson_47 posted:god sounds like an rear end in a top hat neighbor fun fact: satan was cast out of heaven for trying to run for HOA president.
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none of this story would have happened if there were no guns. checkmate gunbabies
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"I spent a couple years just earnestly praying, asking the question that I don't think we ask enough, 'God what do you want to do with me?'" Pruitt said. "Really getting into our prayer closet, seeking His heart, asking what He wants to do in our lives." Okay wait I actually read it now and it seems way loving worse
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Guy Goodbody posted:Nope, still too complicated. Ban all semi-automatics Yeah, more straight forward.
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Unperson_47 posted:none of this story would have happened if there were no guns. checkmate gunbabies
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:that's precisely what his supporters elected him to do, destroy our alliances and treat the international community like poo poo. This is the desired result. yup. and it's the desired result out of a mix of racism and spite (you triggered yet???)
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zegermans posted:that looks like that tarantula parasite shut the germ up zefuckmans
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Guy Goodbody posted:If a white guy ever put mayo on white rice, every single black comic in America would instantly have an extra five minutes of material. But in Japan they do it every day 何？！
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god: just gently caress it up fam
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Sidda posted:"I spent a couple years just earnestly praying, asking the question that I don't think we ask enough, 'God what do you want to do with me?'" Pruitt said. "Really getting into our prayer closet, seeking His heart, asking what He wants to do in our lives." people who claim to talk to god are always without fail massive shitstains and stupid as gently caress
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Sidda posted:"I spent a couple years just earnestly praying, asking the question that I don't think we ask enough, 'God what do you want to do with me?'" Pruitt said. "Really getting into our prayer closet, seeking His heart, asking what He wants to do in our lives." yeah, you know, a prayer closet
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Agronox posted:venison is delicious but a somewhat tricky meat to prepare because of how lean it is soak it in salt water and it will effectively behave like beef during preparation, except maybe you'll need some oil to sub for grease (maybe)
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his prayer closet is prolly bigger than your entire house.
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Crazy how god always wants hosed up people to do the stuff they wanted to do anyway
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I wonder if god also told him to build that expensive containment chamber he lurks within
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HEY NONG MAN posted:people who claim to talk to god are always without fail massive shitstains and stupid as gently caress maybe god is a even more massive shitstain and stupider than gently caress. ever thought aobu tthat, LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIBERAL
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HEY NONG MAN posted:his prayer closet is prolly bigger than your entire house. A prayer closet doesn't need to be very big, you just need space for one of these things 
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Guy Goodbody posted:yeah, you know, a prayer closet that phrase comes from the part of the bible where jesus tells his followers, 'dont brag about your religion like some kinda dickhead  '
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Jazerus posted:soak it in salt water and it will effectively behave like beef during preparation, except maybe you'll need some oil to sub for grease (maybe) yet another food riddle solved by brine
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and lo did god say unto scott, "the rivers shall be the color of tang"
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kopasetic posted:Crazy how god always wants hosed up people to do the stuff they wanted to do anyway pharisees
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:that phrase comes from the part of the bible where jesus tells his followers, 'dont brag about your religion like some kinda dickhead He meant literally, do your prayer in a little room where you can think about your sins and punish yourself for being a bad boy
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ShutteredIn posted:god: just gently caress it up fam God: The damage is already done, just try not to think about it. https://www.theonion.com/sighing-resigned-climate-scientists-say-to-just-enjoy-1823265249
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Mariana Horchata posted:pharisees i always liked the jman's  "whitewashed tombs"
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Guy Goodbody posted:He meant literally, do your prayer in a little room where you can think about your sins and punish yourself for being a bad boy Our Father, Who Art in Leather
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