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Redoing the tracker's about page (https://starcitizentracker.github.io/about/) I'm soliciting endorsements to appear on that page and in a new presskit section. Endorsement: A really great site! I use it for All my FUD! Other sites on the internet are utter rancid poo poo! Attribution: Anonymous Fill out this google form instead: link Virtual Captain fucked around with this message at 18:15 on Feb 26, 2018 |
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Risc1911 posted:We decided it was necessary to push Bind Culling back for the following reasons: No matter what their failure was, whenever they go into Excuse Mode, they always liberally sprinkle it with "3.0! 3.0.1! 3.1!" to make sure the false narrative of progress continues and that money keeps coming in. Hey CIG: what good are version numbers when your code isn't getting any better? The entire industry, and the entirety of the world that isn't the industry, knows that none of you know what you're doing. We're watching you for the same reason we slow down when we pass wreckage on the highway. Never mind, keep doing what you're doing. I'm sure you'll implement some minor technical optimization and just like that, a game will develop itself and rise from the ashes of your careers.
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Does this mean every time they say Derek Smart they are doxxing? Or Chris Roberts?
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This might secretly be the best post in the thread. Those who looked at it and thought "WTF is that??" should read up on the Ecce Homo "restoration". It checks off practically every box: - Someone without the talent - Decided on their own that something perfectly fine needed to be saved - Botched the job dramatically - At great expense - Yet somehow becomes a hero to many - Resulting in a flood of money - And some defenders simple because the source material is "sacred" All this has happened before, and will again.
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Wait there's are people who defend what this lady did to Ecce Homo? I thought it was all just a huge joke. (Except the part where a piece of art was ruined)
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https://twitter.com/StarCitizenTrac/status/968142535443935233
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Virtual Captain posted:If someone wants to overlay a blinking "Caution /!\" to the visor of my current avatar, I'm adding "Archive-Priest™" somewhere in there. Where did you find the glitching one? As a quick throw together it doesn't look great since there is a lot of black in the animation cells. I figured you want something to look like it is actually inside the visor so reversed and curved?
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SoftNum posted:Wait there's are people who defend what this lady did to Ecce Homo? People defend her because it brought attention and money to getting it properly restored. (If it ever does).
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SoftNum posted:Wait there's are people who defend what this lady did to Ecce Homo? She got an art exhibit out of it; http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/10241358/Botched-Christ-fresco-restorer-opens-new-art-exhibition-in-Spain.html Stunning piece of Dunning Kruger in action.
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Lladre posted:People defend her because it brought attention and money to getting it properly restored. (If it ever does). You can already hear the analogous defences for Chris. "He drew attention to space games proving there was demand! There are more space games now than ever!" It's almost as if humanity's cognitive defects are rooted in a hive-mind.
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Nebakenezzer posted:"You know what, PC games that display on a screen are passe for the world's first AAAA title" [Irate voice in background: "...and the triple-A thing was a reference to loving bonds which are rated like that, quadruple A isn't even a thing poo poo gently caress goddamnit] Glorious
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NoNotTheMindProbe posted:Wait, does SC currently try to update and render everything on the server? Yes, but they're layering in all of the stuff that makes things work. After some time the jank will simply disappear, as it's just the side-effect of having so much fidelity that it eats all the fups. starkebn posted:What does your heart tell you? I should buy gold, but bitcoin is attractive after the last correction. What should I do, internet? Scruffpuff posted:It's almost as if humanity's cognitive defects are rooted in a hive-mind. It's more that the cognitive defects are familial, and that wanting a Daddy is indistinguishable from wanting a Daddy-like figure to make the world understandable. it's not the deification of Roberts that is the problem, but the propensity to believe *in someone* despite all the evidence to the contrary. Hav fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Feb 26, 2018 |
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Lladre posted:Where did you find the glitching one? As a quick throw together it doesn't look great since there is a lot of black in the animation cells. Found in an old avatar thread. May have come from one of these according to the OP: http://kidmograph.tumblr.com/ http://glitchblackmusic.tumblr.com Lladre posted:I figured you want something to look like it is actually inside the visor so reversed and curved?
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G0RF posted:Here’s a little more context: So, what happened was that Jake was actually pretty cool and good, and seemed to be having fun playing the "lol I'm here to shill j/k what's up nerds" aspect of it. They popped in and out a couple times. Unfortunately Dolvak said some things that got kind of dogpiled and some of the goons reacted pretty viciously. Dolvak peaced out, which honestly I can't blame him for - people were being pretty hostile towards him at that point. Once Dolvak left, Jake left also, stating that A) Dolvak was his friend and comrade and B) people shouldn't be assholes to other people in general, and the flak Dolvak was getting was unwarranted and gross. As usual, a couple idiot goons ruined everything.
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What's up with space court? Nothing ?
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Virtual Captain posted:Redoing the tracker's about page (https://starcitizentracker.github.io/about/) Can I sign mine as the owner/operator of the (nonexistent) game news and review website https://www.beetreviews.com or is that too on the nose lol
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Scruffpuff posted:You can already hear the analogous defences for Chris. "He drew attention to space games proving there was demand! There are more space games now than ever!" Sure, but where CIG's money goes directly into 3 people's lavish life styles. The other has gone into helping the local retirement community provide better care for it's wards.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pifQm3IZ1tc
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big nipples big life posted:What's up with space court? thedereksmart is laying into it bigtime; can't take screenshots at the moment
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SoftNum posted:Does this mean every time they say Derek Smart they are doxxing? hide the evidence!
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Beet Wagon posted:Can I sign mine as the owner/operator of the (nonexistent) game news and review website https://www.beetreviews.com or is that too on the nose lol Not going to include broken links but I won't fight Attribution: Beet Wagon, CEO BeetReviews.com
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Virtual Captain posted:Found in an old avatar thread. I'll give it a shot later - if only for fun. Been itchin' to gif again.
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"The Star Citizen Tracker helps me craft elaborate lies about Robert Space Industries. Without it, I'd only be able to post vague rumors without any specifics!" --TheAgent
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TheAgent posted:"The Star Citizen Tracker helps me craft elaborate lies about Robert Space Industries. Without it, I'd only be able to post vague rumors without any specifics!" Shocking if true. I had you down as a puckish rogue.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:thedereksmart is laying into it bigtime; can't take screenshots at the moment Is that a new DS fan reddit?
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TheAgent posted:star citizen: 12 years an alpha The most terrifying of the Chzo Mythos games. Chris Roberts is the new acolyte of Chzo, and feeds his master pain by keeping a group of gullible morons in perpetual suffering. Trilby comes close to stopping the scheme, but decides the suckers deserve it.
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I read that as acolyte of chorizo and I am down man so motherfucking down
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Virtual Captain posted:Not going to include broken links but I won't fight Rad. I do have a serious question though: Are you concerned that goons writing semi-funny reviews will delegitimize the project in the eyes of others? I'd hate for us all to go write our stupid jokes there only for people to be able to more easily dismiss the project as "propaganda" because of it.
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Beet Wagon posted:Rad. I do have a serious question though: Are you concerned that goons writing semi-funny reviews will delegitimize the project in the eyes of others? I'd hate for us all to go write our stupid jokes there only for people to be able to more easily dismiss the project as "propaganda" because of it. Nah, it's fine.
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anything even remotely related to us or derek is immediately dismissed anyway
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Beet Wagon posted:Rad. I do have a serious question though: Are you concerned that goons writing semi-funny reviews will delegitimize the project in the eyes of others? I'd hate for us all to go write our stupid jokes there only for people to be able to more easily dismiss the project as "propaganda" because of it. My example was probably bad. I'm asking for actual endorsements, not jokes Your posts are always very funny so you could probably make it work though.
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Scruffpuff posted:
They won't. The sad reality is that these two features are so rudimentary and the mainstay of ALL 3D graphics & multiplayer games, that CIG even making them a big deal (serialized variables was the Red flag, right off the bat) is testament to the difficulty (I don't want to say incompetence, as that would be unfair to the devs) they are facing building this game. To me, the surprising thing is that they have the "ex-Crytek Gods" at F42-GER, and somehow for the 3+ years those guys have been there, they somehow didn't think this was a big deal. Now they're trying to shoehorn it into their Frankengine. It's ironic that Crytek's latest game, Hunt, which uses the current version of the engine, still has sub-par multiplayer. The lols will come when backers see that both serialized variables and network traffic culling get implemented (LOL!) and they still have piss-poor network performance. In fact, I have to believe that the engineers KNOW that it won't make much difference, and that's why they keep kicking the can down the road. The day they release a build with that stuff in there, and it's "meh", we're looking at 3.1 lols like we did when 3.0 Jesus Patch landed. And we're still loling at that one. ps: Oh look, MoMa restored my avatar ----------------
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Propagandist posted:Nah, it's fine. choice username/post combo
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DapperDon posted:No, Beet did that. Didn't pertain to the rules about Refunds and was just a effort/defense post for Derek Smart by Are you talking about this? Because what you posted above is inaccurate. Backers need to face the reality now quote:A few days ago, Dr. Smart did a lengthy interview with an ex- writer for the German gamestar.de magazine. This is the magazine that has been going after him over Star Citizen since 2015. And they have been having a social media war ever since. It also spilled over into the game's Steam discussion forum where there is currently a lengthy thread. From the thread, this is what Beet said about it's removal: quote:This doesn't appear to have much of anything to do with refunds, and seems more directed towards vindicating Derek Smart and/or baiting idiots into getting mad about Derek Smart, neither of which are a focus of this subreddit. I don't agree with the "doesn't appear to have much of anything to do with refunds" when in fact you currently have an entire page of topics which have nothing to do with refunds. But whatever - it's not my fight. ----------------
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I was writing an effort post about the stupidity of having sea bound shipping traveling at 18-23 knots taking weeks to cross the ocean compared to the Hull E taking a few minutes and how economically it makes no sense at all, but realized its just the fevered dreams of fools and just got my rub on.
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Beet Wagon posted:So, what happened was that Jake was actually pretty cool and good, and seemed to be having fun playing the "lol I'm here to shill j/k what's up nerds" aspect of it. They popped in and out a couple times. Unfortunately Dolvak said some things that got kind of dogpiled and some of the goons reacted pretty viciously. Dolvak peaced out, which honestly I can't blame him for - people were being pretty hostile towards him at that point. Once Dolvak left, Jake left also, stating that A) Dolvak was his friend and comrade and B) people shouldn't be assholes to other people in general, and the flak Dolvak was getting was unwarranted and gross. I was personally attacked by Dolvak out of the left field. He was being a total shitlord.
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Is OldSchoolCommando literally the only person that uses "Dr. Smart" unironicly? I probably should have put quotes around OSC and person as well.
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rawr im a tree posted:you are the dumbest motherfucker i've seen on these forums. this includes the fingat guy. you are not allowed to call any one moron, you loving dumb poo poo. Nice meltdown. But really, I'm just everyone's friend here and this is all in good fun.
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