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Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

VectorSigma posted:

hmmm i think i might be needing to assault someone. should i choose my assault weapon or my massage weapon?

Is your message weapon anything other than a euphemistically named clitoral stimulation device?

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Solarin posted:

dead or sick children = JOBS JOBS JOBS

certainly decreases the labor supply

LinYutang
Oct 12, 2016

NEOLIBERAL SHITPOSTER

:siren:
VOTE BLUE NO MATTER WHO!!!
:siren:
American Chemicals First

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

kopasetic posted:

woah where do i get a dopeass bone throne like that?

for me it was subtly making hillary appear as beelzebub...dont recall seeing that done before and tbh its kinda klever

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


whole lotta gravediggers gonna get hired soon

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Duscat posted:

just change "youtube.com" to "gifyoutube.com"



Hey wow, thanks! Pretty tricky!

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

it's weird how none of the approximately seven hundred billion pedants, who roll in like a tsunami from the depths of the internet after every mass shooting to explain how "assault rifle" is meaningless and their hunting rifle is just as dangerous, ever think of pointing this out to legislators who somehow keep making the distinction based on weird, easily alterable cosmetic factors

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Duscat posted:

it's weird how none of the approximately seven hundred billion pedants, who roll in like a tsunami from the depths of the internet after every mass shooting to explain how "assault rifle" is meaningless and their hunting rifle is just as dangerous, ever think of pointing this out to legislators who somehow keep making the distinction based on weird, easily alterable cosmetic factors

actually, its assault weapon that's functionally meaningless

:smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo: :smuggo:

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

"Marines will die from this." I want to know how

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



:siren: coming up :siren: around 10:30pm eastern/7:30pm pacific, the 1974 TV movie Killdozer!, adapted from SF luminary Theodore Sturgeon's novella from the 1940s. "A small construction crew on an island is terrorized when some strange spirit-like being takes over a large bulldozer, and goes on a killing rampage."





nite crew presents Killdozer! at http://www.psp-tv.com/r/NiteCrew

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

so was he right, did many marines actually end up dying from the gay

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

lol I lived through that repeal and well uh
nothing changed

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

why are we supposed to respect generals again? :thunk:

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

kopasetic posted:

"Marines will die from this." I want to know how

hosed to death, in the butt

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/joshtpm/status/968316322022133760

lmao

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

Just for the record John Kelly was cool with tubes being shoved up people's asses in an attempt to "feed" them and he's a literal loving monster

the bitcoin of weed
Nov 1, 2014

the only thing keeping marines from raping each other in the rear end in a top hat until they rupture and bleed out was that being openly gay was against the marine rules

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Internet Webguy posted:

https://twitter.com/maxwelltani/status/968276220172521472

i can only assume this means kelly would’ve murdered anyone he was serving with if he had proof that they were gay

Rip Kellys dead gay son, killed by don't ask don't tell repeal

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



plot twist: kelly's son that got blowed up was gay

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

Lawman 0 posted:

why are we supposed to respect generals again? :thunk:

sir, we're authorian bootlickers, sir!

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/968320076985364480

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004


Why is Dr Drew there

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
trump shoes

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Sidda posted:

Just for the record John Kelly was cool with tubes being shoved up people's asses in an attempt to "feed" them and he's a literal loving monster

that was how they tried to keep president Garfield alive so maybe he just thought they were getting presidential treatment

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

wow, he already has an entire baby on his plate that he's not even halfway through, let's empty our plates before we go for seconds okay? i don't want to have to throw out a hundred pounds of barely touched babies again

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
thin mints are way too good it hsould be illegal

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Sidda posted:

Just for the record John Kelly was cool with tubes being shoved up people's asses in an attempt to "feed" them and he's a literal loving monster

i thought that was just a south park joke

kopasetic
Sep 18, 2009
lol just realized that child is chained to a pizza warmer a la little caesars

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Bourgeoisie sentimentalist poo poo.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



zegermans posted:

Is your message weapon anything other than a euphemistically named clitoral stimulation device?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXqLWqCqDHc

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Lmao Ayn Rand wrote something called the virtue of selfishness and somehow people think that yeah, she's good

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
where was santa on 9/11

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mandatory lesbian posted:

Lmao Ayn Rand wrote something called the virtue of selfishness and somehow people think that yeah, she's good

she also wrote something called anthem so there are many sides to this issue :decorum:

Sidda
Oct 14, 2012

murked by dragon posted:

i thought that was just a south park joke

No :[

https://www.aclu.org/other/john-kelly-facts

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

murked by dragon posted:

i thought that was just a south park joke

one of the better disguises for torture is to make it into a "medical treatment"

makes it a lot easier for the doctors and the non-sadist staff, too

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Zeroisanumber posted:

Bourgeoisie sentimentalist poo poo.

Setting aside all that's, look at jesus' face, like, what the gently caress

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Addamere posted:

where was santa on 9/11

I have it on good authority that he was raiding elf villages to fill out his stock of slaves before the Christmas season began in earnest.

Jesus was there & just absolutely tripping balls

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Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
topical, ayn rand predicted twitter bots in anthem where all of the characters in the evil communist dystopia the protagonist escapes have names like liberty57329 and freedom41201

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