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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Chinston Wurchill posted:

After the first panel I was hoping he'd get hit by the boat, and I'm still not convinced he won't get hit by the boat.

it's a moving object, and peter has the proportionate strength and speed of a crash test dummy

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The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

Thinking about it now, Spider-Man forgot they were crushed, so they work just fine.

So NSM works with ork rules?

Zeeman
May 8, 2007

Say WHAT?! You KNOW that post is wack, homie!
"These guys don't want to talk to me? Well, I'll show them!"

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
The Lizard didn't crush the web shooters, he just cut off their air and put them into hibernation. They're fine now.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious
He probably just re-drew the crushed Airsoft springs he uses to fire off the webs. The shooters aren't very sophisticated, or he would never be able to fix them. It is newspaper Spider-Man we are talking about after all.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love that Spidey's entire reason for stopping these guys is that they were rude to him. :xd:

I mean, he KNOWS The Lizard has gone into that swamp to get access to his meth lab, and these guys are running AWAY from that, but he stills thinks it is a good idea to stop them.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


CannonFodder posted:

60s Spider-Man's voice is way too deep.

He feels like a very different character than any of the other Spideys, but I think that's kind of part of that stupid show's charm.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Lurdiak posted:

He feels like a very different character than any of the other Spideys, but I think that's kind of part of that stupid show's charm.

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice

Lurdiak posted:

He feels like a very different character than any of the other Spideys, but I think that's kind of part of that stupid show's charm.

His Spidersense is about as useful as NSM's, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqoDuV_Lnc

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I like to assume NSM is in the same continuity as the 60s cartoon.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
That last panel is like the Kate Beaton comic about Dracula. I love it.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




Malachite_Dragon posted:

That last panel is like the Kate Beaton comic about Dracula. I love it.

This one?

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters


Spider-verse and then Web Warriors had a lot of fun with the 60s cartoon.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Not Kate Beaton.

This is the strip in question (the last one specifically)

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=285

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
They nailed JJJ's hair, I love this.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

ArmyOfMidgets posted:

I like to assume NSM is in the same continuity as the 60s cartoon.

Nah, they're different.



Qwertycoatl
Dec 31, 2008

I think Morlun discarded the brain damage theory too quickly.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

The MSJ posted:

So NSM works with ork rules?

Red onez go faster.

This theory checks out.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Epicurius posted:

His Spidersense is about as useful as NSM's, though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCqoDuV_Lnc

I don't have a clip of it handy, but there was an episode where Spider-man narrated to himself for a good 30 seconds before ducking an incoming arrow. I can only assume it was fired from out of state.

Push El Burrito posted:

Nah, they're different.





It would've been much funnier if Morlun got annoyed by the slow pace and just left in disgust, but Dan Slott's never met a joke he couldn't gently caress up.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Push El Burrito posted:

Nah, they're different.





I really wish they actually posted these strips in the papers when Spider-Verse was going on.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



He can read our minds!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Synthbuttrange posted:

He can read our minds!

Murderous Businessman: Stop thinking about the murder stop thinking about the murder stop thinking about the murder...
Spidey: My old enemy The Crow has a gang now!?!

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



"Guy who is super strong and sticks to walls you would never believe there's a lizard man running around!"

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why are you scared? What did you see? Where is Jonah?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AoPpfmJK3Q

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

Qwertycoatl posted:

I think Morlun discarded the brain damage theory too quickly.
Also the dimensional lack of short-term memory theory.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"

Haifisch posted:

Also the dimensional lack of short-term memory theory.

gently caress, Spider-man’s webshooters forgot they were broken.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Spiderman escapes his infinite green void of torment, giving a glimpse of his personal hell fade away into reality to the two crooks trying to drown JJJ in a swamp

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

CannonFodder posted:

60s Spider-Man's voice is way too deep.
He sounds like a five-packs-a-day 50something. The perfect choice to play a nerdy superhero in his late teens!

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

Proteus Jones posted:

Not Kate Beaton.

This is the strip in question (the last one specifically)

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=285
:hfive: exactly the comic and panel I had in mind!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Malachite_Dragon posted:

:hfive: exactly the comic and panel I had in mind!

That little Dracula face is the best

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?
"Well sucks to be him!"

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Synthbuttrange posted:



He can read our minds!
A human lizard, sure, but a human lizard with a TAIL, you know something's up.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahaha, that one dude really was going to just leave Jonah out there to die and never tell anybody. Beautiful.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

"His old tricks"? Was The Lizard ever able to mind-control reptiles? I don't remember this at all.

Metalshark
Feb 4, 2013

The seagull is essential.

Mikl posted:

"His old tricks"? Was The Lizard ever able to mind-control reptiles? I don't remember this at all.

Shh! Nobody tell Mikl that she's a lizard. :ohdear:

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Jerusalem posted:

Ahaha, that one dude really was going to just leave Jonah out there to die and never tell anybody. Beautiful.

Well yeah. I think its well established that they had every intention of murdering Jonah and throwing him into the swamp. They just weren't expecting the spell casting lizard man.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Mikl posted:

"His old tricks"? Was The Lizard ever able to mind-control reptiles? I don't remember this at all.

Yes, since his first appearance.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it's a gimmick that didn't really work so well in nyc, so it hasn't really been focused on much.

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DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill

Mikl posted:

"His old tricks"? Was The Lizard ever able to mind-control reptiles? I don't remember this at all.

I had no idea either, but as was said, since day one.

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