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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!
:siren:
https://twitter.com/jackmirkinson/status/968503128738942976

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A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



lol

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

oh boy oh boy oh boy

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

hrmm

Don't have much to add to this, other than to say that Donald Trump is a real piece of poo poo.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

trump is gonna abolish elections :unsmigghh:

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

wait is he gonna fire Mueller


because lmao, lmao I say

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

It's literally going to be Trump scooting into the room in footie PJs and then he touches someone and yells "SHOCKING!" After which he giggles and starts scuffing his feet again.

Fat Lowtax
Nov 9, 2008


"I'm willing to pay up to $1200 for a big anime titty"


https://twitter.com/oliverdarcy/status/968504810755579904

https://twitter.com/drudge/status/968504986932948992

tormp

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




my fellow americans

we have finally at long last gotten the machine

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
eat my pubes, djt

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

he's finally going to lock her up

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

Do it you bitch

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968504986932948992

Shock??

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

TURMP IS SHOCK!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKk6hHU0iUs

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
lol he's running

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


lmao

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

so hes doing the thing hes been explicitly doing like every day since he became president

wow what a :siren: scoop :siren:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




a digital guru sounds like a description of zordon from an early series pitch document

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
lmao

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

he filed for reelection on inauguration day. lame

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

incumbent president: im goin to run again

chuds: SHOCKING BOMBSHELL RIGHT THERE

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

TMMadman posted:

It's literally going to be Trump scooting into the room in footie PJs and then he touches someone and yells "SHOCKING!" After which he giggles and starts scuffing his feet again.

would have MUCH prefered this

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

I did a thing posted:

he's finally going to lock her up

he's got my vote!

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

sandoz posted:



an actual good chair that costs $5k

but lol

Frasier has one of these near the sliding glass doors in his apartment and in the last episode his dad sits in it and says he wouldnt have minded using that instead of his green crazy lazy boy lol

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

read this as "who i'd love to come on" and i refuse to read it any other way now

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015

Wait let me correct that,

By "fire" I mean have one of his Secret Service dudes take a break from nailing Melania to fly halfway across the country to deliver a letter written by somebody else saying that he's fired because of this other stuff that somebody else said and also the dude with the letter arrives roughly 40 minutes after everybody's seen it on CNN.

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



FURMP is shocked to learn he is running in 2020

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol this is so he can spend all his time doing rallies isn't it

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

world exclusive holy hell that is pathetically stupid

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


DUMP CAKE ANNOUNCEMENT

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004

VladimirLeninpest posted:

https://twitter.com/DRUDGE/status/968502680762003458

exciting

what's our irrational, knee-jerk president going to do!?

new red hat with a shocker symbol on it.
Immediately gets sued by Dane Cook.
"Welcome to the resistance Dane Cook"
Dane says something real gross about feminism
"Do better Dane Cook"
that's probably all before 11:30 this morning EST

edit: Oh he's running. Yeah real shocking. Didn't he file like the day he got elected??

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
new campaign manager is fired/resigns within a month after it turns out he's a nazi

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Good soup! posted:

incumbent president: im goin to run again

chuds: SHOCKING BOMBSHELL RIGHT THERE

get cum bent

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Squizzle posted:

get cum bent

:eyepop:

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

Jose posted:

lol this is so he can spend all his time doing rallies isn't it

yuuuuuuuup

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



wow so all those campaign rallies that he's been doing since dec '16 were so he can run again WOW

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Squizzle posted:

get cum bent

"The naïf cum babe in the woods cum new guy in town cum man-boy cum…visitor-in-an-unusual-environment conceit was, uh…was very, very good to me,”

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

lol haha

what

haha

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
suck my Hogg

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A MIRACLE
Sep 17, 2007

All right. It's Saturday night; I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

what does a 5000 dollar chair even look like

I was able to option this Knoll chair to $4500, thats the best I could do https://www.knoll.com/product/pilot-by-knoll-high-back-with-arms

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