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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Do it for the safety of children.





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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
If you gave teachers guns, even more kids would get shot.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Waltzing Along posted:

If you gave teachers guns, even more kids would get shot.

exactly, it's win-win!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

exactly, it's win-win!

gently caress you. Kids getting shot isn't something to joke about.

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old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
hell yeah!

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Waltzing Along posted:

gently caress you. Kids getting shot isn't something to joke about.

then why the hell are you in a thread dedicated to joking about kids getting shot? go be a wet blanket somewhere else.

Halser
Aug 24, 2016
I don't get the last image

every wand in harry potter is a tool of mass destruction and every teacher has one(and is well trained in mass murder and horrible torture disguised as teaching), why bother with assault rifles

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
the suicide rate for them is high enough as it is

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

lol

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Halser posted:

I don't get the last image

every wand in harry potter is a tool of mass destruction and every teacher has one(and is well trained in mass murder and horrible torture disguised as teaching), why bother with assault rifles
Guns are legal, magic isn't.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Halser posted:

I don't get the last image

Professor Jones

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

Palpek posted:

Guns are legal, magic isn't.

I thought magic wasn't a thing at all

A Strange Aeon
Mar 26, 2010

You are now a slimy little toad
The Great Twist
Why don't we lower the age to buy guns to, say, 14 and allow students to bring guns to school? It would cut down on bullying, you know, an armed society is a polite society.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop

This Is What The NRA Actually Believes

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Do you guys remember cross-eyed Mr. Weiss in third period english? Someone wants to give him a loving gun? wtf

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Halser posted:

I don't get the last image

every wand in harry potter is a tool of mass destruction and every teacher has one(and is well trained in mass murder and horrible torture disguised as teaching), why bother with assault rifles

The guns shoot wands.

tsa
Feb 3, 2014

A Strange Aeon posted:

Why don't we lower the age to buy guns to, say, 14 and allow students to bring guns to school? It would cut down on bullying, you know, an armed society is a polite society.

This used to be a very common thing for kids to do.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Every student should get a mandatory school-pistol. We need to teach our kids to respect guns at an early age and if everyone has a gun, school will police itself you know

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
The solution is to dismantle schools?? Those kids don't want to be there anyway

hamtaro
Oct 7, 2008

I'm the teacher's pet, helpfully pointing out that she has the safety on and that's why Billy isn't dead yet

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Wanna see a mexican stand-off in a classroom full of 14 year olds

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Love it

Lacey
Jul 10, 2001

Guess where this lollipop's going?
Cruisin' on down Main Street
You're relaxed and feelin' good
Next thing that you know you're seein'
Kids get shot in your neighborhood

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression



Excellent!

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
school of rocket propelled grenades

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
stand and deliver payload to harrisburg middle

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
dead dead poets society

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Jeffrey of YOSPOS posted:

school of rocket propelled grenades

It was 2003, so I'm thinking School of Iraq.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

is this the thread for joking about dead kids?

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china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
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Plaster Town Cop
Glock Glock Glock Glock GUN CONTROL HIGH SCHOOL

Halser
Aug 24, 2016

veiled boner fuel posted:

The guns shoot wands.

ah that clears it up then

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Stand and Deliver.... BULLETS!!! :smug:

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Gold thread, but I particularly enjoy Ms. "Trigger Discipline" Frizzle.

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

is this the thread for joking about dead kids?

No this is the thread where we give teachers guns can't you loving read

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
Give the kids guns to protect them from the teachers' guns, and if they already have a gun, give them another gun to protect them from their other gun

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Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

is this the thread for joking about dead kids?

Is this the thread where upright self righteous pricks come in to lecture us and shame us

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