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God you’re a loving baby
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Blade Runner posted:All the people saying "just don't go to the party!" as though that will go over entirely fine with the kind of person who literally goes to her room and cries over her husband bringing beer to a party It wasn't bringing beer, it was purposefully turning the event into the exact thing his wife didn't want. If he'd just put beer in the fridge I doubt she would have cared.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:02 |
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Blade Runner posted:All the people saying "just don't go to the party!" as though that will go over entirely fine with the kind of person who literally goes to her room and cries over her husband bringing beer to a party if it's not immediately clear to you why a hypothetical situation in which all her friends responded "this sounds boring, gently caress you" and she then posted about how her friends didn't want to come to her party on reddit is different from what actually happened you are real stupid
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:03 |
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lol at thinking that going to "retarded bullshit" sounds supportive tho
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:03 |
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Honestly I'd happily go to a friend's wine and cheese party, but I'd still roast them about how bougie the concept of a wine and cheese in suits party is. Husband's a massive douchebag and I feel like the friends didn't realize it wasn't part of her plan considering they told her what a great time they had. "Cheese Questionnaire" is just such a beautiful combination of words though. cheese questionnaire
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:04 |
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if you can't stand to indulge your partner for one night maybe just save everybody some time and break up. like sit in the corner with some merlot in a sippy cup for the three hours or whatever this thing is gonna last
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:04 |
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DLC Inc posted:lol at thinking that going to "retarded bullshit" sounds supportive tho You don’t tell them their bullshit is retarded
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:05 |
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Crimpolioni posted:if you can't stand to indulge your partner for one night maybe just save everybody some time and break up. like sit in the corner with some merlot in a sippy cup for the three hours or whatever this thing is gonna last yeah in between goons arguing about what kind of party is objectively best we're missing the point that assuming this totally not fake story actually happened these two are cruising for a divorce simply because the husband is a dudebro cant wait for their next post about how he farted continuously and loudly during the opera his wife dragged him to
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:06 |
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DLC Inc posted:lol at thinking that going to "retarded bullshit" sounds supportive tho Steampunk
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:07 |
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luv 2 question cheese
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:07 |
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Danaru posted:Honestly I'd happily go to a friend's wine and cheese party, but I'd still roast them about how bougie the concept of a wine and cheese in suits party is. Husband's a massive douchebag and I feel like the friends didn't realize it wasn't part of her plan considering they told her what a great time they had. The pro move there would have been to bring a block of Velveeta and a 1.5L bottle of Arbor Mist.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:08 |
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Al Borland Corp. posted:I hate it when Onslo busts in with beer, looks around, loudly says "Aw nice" and ruins my candlelight suppers. My sister Violet was mortified. No, no, Violet, with a Porsche and a hot tub and room for a pony. Though not in the hot tub of course! Cheese questionnaire. Also. It's bouquet.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:09 |
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Admiral Ray posted:Posting this based on the title alone. I feel so bad for her. Feeling guilty because she feels like she should have what... had the foresight that he would sabotage their birth control. Listen to mom, report him to command, also to the police if possible (is sexual deception/‘stealthing’ a punishable offense?), get the abortion, get a restraining order.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:09 |
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Pick posted:Steampunk if you're not a steampunk person and you get invited to a steampunk party, what do you wear? Do you just hot glue some plastic cogs to a vest and call it a night?
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:10 |
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Its all about knowing the audience, if he had shown up with all 3 franzia flavors and shouted out “Whose ready for the Tour de Franzia” it would have gone better.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:10 |
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In fact it is possible to have wine, cheese, beer, and hip-hop at the same party, without it being stuffy or a college rager. I am assuming her party was dumb and stuffy because of how eager her friends were to pound some buds and start dancing. Perhaps that isn't a fair assumption.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:11 |
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Barudak posted:Its all about knowing the audience, if he had shown up with all 3 franzia flavors and shouted out “Whose ready for the Tour de Franzia” it would have gone better. lmao
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:11 |
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the resulting party sounds pretty decent. start with something fancy, then later get trashed. but that isn't what was agreed on and the husband was an rear end in a top hat for purposely going against the wife's plans. cheese questionnaire reminds me of this story that has probably been reposted a few times but is still hilarious. [25 F] My Fiance Does Not Respect My Wishes/Lifestyle quote:Hello everyone, I have a bit of a conundrum. My fiancé is a great guy and we agree on most matters. However, he's gotten increasingly mean about my hobby/lifestyle (if that's what it can be called).
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:11 |
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Obviously they should have done exit polling
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:12 |
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therobit posted:I am assuming her party was dumb and stuffy because of how eager her friends were to pound some buds and start dancing. Perhaps that isn't a fair assumption. people will do anything if you get them drunk enough. just because the party shifted doesn't mean people weren't having fun at the previous version of the party, this is an assumption people make based on their own party preferences (largely based on age) the wife is upset because she feels like her party was hijacked by her loutish husband. whether or not the party enjoyment was optimized doesn't matter
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:13 |
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Here’s an actually funny story about sabotage! Can I [25m] ask my girlfriend [20f] to sign an abortion agreement? quote:My girlfriend is 20 and I'm 25. We met on OkCupid and have been in a long-distance relationship for 8 months. We are talking about going on a vacation to Hawaii in September, but I am getting nervous. Luckily everyone was calling him goddamn insane.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:15 |
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CheesyDog posted:*puts on Frank Sinatra playlist* Things kind of fell apart when Ruff Ryder's Anthem appeared on the playlist.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:15 |
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andrew smash posted:if you're not a steampunk person and you get invited to a steampunk party, what do you wear? Do you just hot glue some plastic cogs to a vest and call it a night? dolce & gabbana circa 2004
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:15 |
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welcome to hell posted:the resulting party sounds pretty decent. start with something fancy, then later get trashed. but that isn't what was agreed on and the husband was an rear end in a top hat for purposely going against the wife's plans. Get Duff Man on this
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:16 |
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If he's that worried he can get a vasectomy. They can be undone
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:16 |
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The husband's exact level of douchiness (maximum) aside, can we at least all agree that that party was short at least three guillotines?
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:17 |
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Asking a woman to sign an abortion contract has got to be the most effective form of birth control ever devised.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:17 |
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Oh poo poo, gently caress, 2006. 2006!! God! What a blunder!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:18 |
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Pick posted:dolce & gabbana circa 2004 No, RiFF RAFF circa 2013 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JxLS-cpgbe0
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:18 |
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I see a lot of brave heroes of the proletariat here striking a principled blow against wine and cheese
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:19 |
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Pick posted:dolce & gabbana circa 2004 i googled this because i have no idea what that looks like a. you're right b. it linked to this, which i don't even have words for https://www.vogue.com/fashion-shows/fall-2018-menswear/dolce-gabbana/slideshow/collection
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:21 |
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andrew smash posted:i googled this because i have no idea what that looks like Seriously though, it was 2006
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:22 |
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it's like regency with a lil bit of warhammer 40k for flavor
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:26 |
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Danaru posted:"Cheese Questionnaire" is just such a beautiful combination of words though. cheese questionnaire
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:27 |
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Admiral Ray posted:I [20/F] found out my boyfriend [23/M] has been poking holes in our condoms.. now I'm pregnant. Relationships (self.relationships) Just call the cops, push hard for a restraining order, and get an abortion immediately. Don't keep posting on reddit. Don't pass Go. Get the gently caress out of that relationship and don't look back.
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:27 |
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Cheese is so fancy they have it at Chinese parties even though they find it revolting
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:28 |
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*taps finger on lips* Hmmm, how much do I love stinky cheese? *checks box* A LOT
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:29 |
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Pick posted:Cheese is so fancy they have it at Chinese parties even though they find it revolting cheese is just salted milk tofu
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:30 |
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my dream job would be to have the title of "Master of Cheeses"
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# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:31 |
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Beer is big in Portland. gently caress Portland
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