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Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

theflyingorc posted:

Lol @ the "new math" joke done by a first grader

All the first graders be dropping Stevie Wonder references though.

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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I can just see this guy in saying in a deep southern accent "I reckon some that there brunt umber warsh should make them details pop. Then ye juss stipple a pinch uh that Frogskin Green akrilack on top and ye got yerseff one drat purdy lookin army."

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

FULL! METAL! JACKET!

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Thank you for reminding me of something that's taken me a decade to not forget

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XccUMOQ978

It sticks like peanut butter on the brain doesn't it?

E: got dang, have this piece of poo poo too now that I'm at it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvELT5aIo9A

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 08:10 on Feb 27, 2018

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014





I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear.

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001



I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear.

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

El Mero Mero posted:



I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear.

didnt he explode a daycare?

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

Former DILF posted:

didnt he explode a daycare?

Yessir

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Gooseps_/status/968266711224016896

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

This could be a still from a Kaurismaki movie, except it's too bright.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
That picture really makes me miss playing Warhammer Fantasy back in the green base days

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/BLCKSMTHdesign/status/968175414865571840



I love this so much

tankadillo
Aug 15, 2006


Lars and the Real Girl remake looking good.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

Brilliant but sad. I hope he gets a fleshy boyfriend soon. I cannot imagine the friction burns from cardboard.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
He's a good looking dude and seems to have a good sense of humor. He's gotta be really annoying to not have a boyfriend.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_otpts6DWcI1w1yqg5.mp4

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

HAHAHA!

I desperately want to put that on the company chat, but then I'll have to talk with HR again.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_ou0bbsA85G1uw8l3d.mp4

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

By all means, continue doxxing me.

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/968560136972365825

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_47ph6EvQPU&t=168s

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418


I was expecting him to go super saiyan when he completed the cube.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


This is extremely fake, or is that :thejoke:

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

The Moon Monster posted:

This is extremely fake, or is that :thejoke:

Idk do you think six year olds have a vast array of proverbs at their disposal?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Rasmus posted:

HAHAHA!

I desperately want to put that on the company chat, but then I'll have to talk with HR again.

Why, do you work at an elementary school or something?

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Cross posting

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

Blind Rasputin posted:

Cross posting


I shouldn’t laugh at this but I am lmao

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me


Monster Hunter World's new Prowler Mode looking good.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Last Chance posted:

Idk do you think six year olds have a vast array of proverbs at their disposal?

Do you think they know who Stevie Wonder is?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Who What Now posted:

Do you think they know who Stevie Wonder is?

I'm Wondering.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Who What Now posted:

Do you think they know who Stevie Wonder is?

Of course kids know who Stevie Wonder is: he's the blind guy in all those memes. He has a huge internet presence.


They might not be able to name any of his songs, though.

Poops Mcgoots
Jul 12, 2010

Who What Now posted:

Do you think they know who Stevie Wonder is?

He's the happy guy who won't take off his sunglasses.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They might not be able to name any of his songs, though.

Well, I ain't gonna stand for it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
memes are just his Pasttime Paradise, anyway

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

They might not be able to name any of his songs, though.

Come now. Everyone knows A Widely Held But Unjustified Belief In Supernatural Causation Leading To Certain Consequences Of An Action Or Event, Or A Practice Based On Such A Belief, don’t they?

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!


Something is missing under this picture...

Ah, yes, I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Xun posted:

I shouldn’t laugh at this but I am l-Mao

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Why, do you work at an elementary school or something?

I work at a corporation with a humorless HR. Which is strange, considering how laid back the rest of the company is.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

burexas.irom posted:

Something is missing under this picture...

Ah, yes, I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear.

That cat is pretty well-armed

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