Miniatures Unspiration: I have nipples, Greg, can you paint me?

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Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Every single guard face is hilarious

# ? Feb 25, 2018 14:55

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# ? May 14, 2024 13:31

Atlas Hugged: Mar 12, 2007; Put your arms around me,
fiddly digits, itchy britches
I love you all

That's why when I do open-faced helmets, I leave the eye recesses shaded so it just looks a shadow being cast by the brim of the helmet.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 15:46

Hauki: May 11, 2010

Nebalebadingdong posted:

Every single guard face is hilarious

Some of those give (un)intentionally great expressions.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 16:53

Felime: Jul 10, 2009

Yeah, I love the one guardsman in the center whose eyes look otherwise normal, but give him an expression of "What the gently caress is going on around me?"

And I don't think anyone has ever successfully made the plastic scout heads look good, so that guy gets a pass.

# ? Feb 25, 2018 17:03

Nuns with Guns: Jul 23, 2010; It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

this is still the thread for good things too, right?

https://twitter.com/DiceBard/status/967105674684452865

# ? Feb 25, 2018 17:03

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Nuns with Guns posted:

this is still the thread for good things too, right?

https://twitter.com/DiceBard/status/967105674684452865

Twitter posted:

Three times per round He gets the traction

To use a single Flavour action.

Three are love and peace and taco grease

While one's a porchetta You won't forgetta

All I know is you'll bow down To guy beholder's flavour town

# ? Feb 25, 2018 18:53

Irate Tree: Mar 12, 2011; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Muppetjedi posted:

Faces are hard..

The dude in the bottom right with the pipe is amazing. It's like we caught him in the exact moment he realises that what he's smoking is, in fact, not tobacco.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 10:57

TTerrible: Jul 15, 2005

That is a whole lotta avatars.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 11:26

Frobbe: Jan 19, 2007; Calm Down

Poor Eisenhorn

# ? Feb 26, 2018 13:29

Ugleb: Nov 19, 2014; ASK ME ABOUT HOW SCOTLAND'S PROPOSED TRANS LEGISLATION IS DIVISIVE AS HELL BECAUSE IT IS SO SWEEPING THAT IT COULD BE POTENTIALLY ABUSED AT A TIME WHERE THE LACK OF SAFETY FOR WOMEN HAS BEEN SO GLARING

Frobbe posted:

Poor Eisenhorn

That's the part of the movie where he comes striding back in at a dramatic moment following a scene where he got mobbed by insurmountable odds and should be dead. He is however utterly jacked up.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 14:13

berzerkmonkey: Jul 23, 2003

Frobbe posted:

Poor Eisenhorn

Is this the new model that only came out this past Saturday? Holy hell, take a few extra days to paint your $35 model, bud!

# ? Feb 26, 2018 15:32

MasterSlowPoke: Oct 9, 2005; Our courage will pull us through

I'm actually impressed, usually when I see people badly painting models in the game store they take hours per color.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 15:37

Cool Dad: Jun 15, 2007; It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Frobbe posted:

Poor Eisenhorn

This looks like it's been rattling around the bottom of a box of dice since the 1980s

# ? Feb 26, 2018 15:47

Frobbe: Jan 19, 2007; Calm Down

Metal Slug is leaking

# ? Feb 26, 2018 16:23

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

Frobbe posted:

Metal Slug is leaking

good. far worse leaking things have been posted in this thread

# ? Feb 26, 2018 16:29

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Frobbe posted:

Poor Eisenhorn

I feel like this could be cleaned up a ton with a bit of a wash and a dullcote

# ? Feb 26, 2018 17:04

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

w00tmonger posted:

I feel like this could be cleaned up a ton with a bit of a wash and a dullcote

Yeah, like I think there's enough there to at least be somewhat redeemable with just a little effort.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 17:06

berzerkmonkey: Jul 23, 2003

w00tmonger posted:

I feel like this could be cleaned up ~~a ton with a bit of a wash and a dullcote~~ in Super Clean.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 17:26

PenguinSalsa: Nov 10, 2009

Frobbe posted:

Metal Slug is leaking

Aside from the sloppy drybrushing (?) I see nothing wrong with this. That's at least a far better use of the swordbladewhatever chassis than the official models. A few more skulls and that tank is 40K as gently caress.

Muppetjedi posted:

Faces are hard..

This is art.

PenguinSalsa fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Feb 26, 2018

# ? Feb 26, 2018 18:45

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

Frobbe posted:

Metal Slug is leaking

thought that was just an official kit tbh

# ? Feb 26, 2018 21:57

Moola: Aug 16, 2006

also im the un drilled gun barrels

# ? Feb 26, 2018 21:58

berzerkmonkey: Jul 23, 2003

Moola posted:

thought that was just an official kit tbh

On first glance, I thought it was the DIY Baneblade from the WD article 20 years ago.

# ? Feb 26, 2018 22:13

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

Moola posted:

thought that was just an official kit tbh

Yeah it took me a minute to realize it's two Baneblade variants stacked one on the other plus a few extra guns.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 16:14

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

It bothers me very much that the imperium frequently puts more guns on their vehicles than the Orks do.

Like the land raider crusader and it's 20 regular bolters taped together is way Orkier than any Ork tank.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:08

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:30

Philthy: Jan 28, 2003; Pillbug

jesus gently caress

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:31

Nebalebadingdong: Jun 30, 2005; i made a video game.
why not give it a try!?

i can stare right into the dark, seething heart of goatse and feel nothing, but this and chicken bear are just too much for me

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:40

waah: Jun 20, 2011; Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Chill la Chill posted:

Dare I ask what that's made out of

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:43

Safety Factor: Oct 31, 2009; Grimey Drawer

waah posted:

Dare I ask what that's made out of

Bugs

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:44

Giant Isopod: Jan 30, 2010; Bathynomus giganteus; Yams Fan

Silkworm larvae? Cicadas?

# ? Feb 27, 2018 18:44

Jonny Nox: Apr 26, 2008

Whelp.

It was a good thread folks. Time for orbital nukes.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:04

TheRagamuffin: Aug 31, 2008; In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

Giant Isopod posted:

Silkworm larvae? Cicadas?

Cicada molts, specifically. You find them clinging to trees and stuff all over the place, some time each year.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:27

mango sentinel: Jan 5, 2001; by sebmojo

TheRagamuffin posted:

Cicada molts, specifically. You find them clinging to trees and stuff all over the place, some time each year.

I feel way better knowing it's discarded molts and not dead bugs.

# ? Feb 27, 2018 19:51

Chill la Chill: Jul 2, 2007; Don't lose your gay

The real Tyranid menace GW did not want you to know about

# ? Feb 27, 2018 20:04

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."