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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Will some billionaire please buy the piss tape lady and put her on TV.

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new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

gently caress this hoodwinking cretin

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
Really I just want those two idiots to move back to NY so I can stop loving hearing about them until Jared's trial or foreclosure on that tower, whichever happens first.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
poo poo i missed 5000 posts somehow did something funny happen

Al!
Apr 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

new kind of cat posted:

i'm jared kushner's fluffer

what level of magnification do you use

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
kush reminds me of lil Marco in that you just know he’d do anything for his sugar daddy

Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

wow the co-author of this book was in the class below me in high school and in the same class as at least one poster in this thread lol

I forgot that she was like a big bad dem operative now

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Shark Sandwich posted:

please don’t nail your doggo to a cross of gold :ohdear:

well he is a creationist

but don't worry i would never execute my dog, unlike some other posters in here

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Elephanthead posted:

Will some billionaire please buy the piss tape lady and put her on TV.

where's soros when you really need him.

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

like if you don’t believe kelly is by trump’s side 24/7 intercepting printed out infowars articles now that the wife-beating gatekeeper is gone lmao

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

Kurtofan posted:

poo poo i missed 5000 posts somehow did something funny happen

a spicy high school kid made alex jones cry

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

kopasetic posted:

the president can declassify anything he wants so yeah doubtful it matters much. Kush just gonna have to get his info approved by Donny instead of just asking for it directly

yeah thats my point,

see, like us, trump has an :effort: pool, only so many spoons to spend per day

if he has to actually say something like "Secret Handshake Foxtrot 2-9, tell the man the magic secret" each time, then it's a lot less likely jkush gets the info than if merely asking for the info gives implicit clearance to everyone around when he asks

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Kurtofan posted:

poo poo i missed 5000 posts somehow did something funny happen

the piss tape is real

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

tenderjerk posted:

a spicy high school kid made alex jones cry

i'm hard

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



KUSH

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/MegKinnardAP/status/968590955023683584

gaaaaaah

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007

Al! posted:

what level of magnification do you use
8x minimum

shorn clean of hair, too

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006

now there's a guy who knows all about hootin' and hollerin'

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/968591311845646336

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Kurtofan posted:

poo poo i missed 5000 posts somehow did something funny happen

rick gates had 22 charges vacated by mueller: he flipped bigly
kushner got cucked out of security clearance and tornc still won't fire kelly
the yacht whore is being blackbagged in thailand right now after offering to tell the americans everything and is probably about to be taken back to russia to be strangled and then left in a methane pit

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

tenderjerk posted:

a spicy high school kid made alex jones cry

Not that this isn't awesome, but it's not like it takes all that much to make him lose it.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

MAYO FETISH posted:

why does this administration feel like a continuation of The Wire

c-spam is bubble

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/NoLongerIgnored/status/968575798411218944

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich
like if you told me trunp made kush fellate a man in front of him and ivanka I wouldn’t be surprised

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


medium size galaxy brain: actually sturmgewehr means assault rifle, not assault weapon

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

SKULL.GIF posted:

and then left in a methane pit

You already said she was being taken to Russia.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

SKULL.GIF posted:

rick gates had 22 charges vacated by mueller: he flipped bigly
kushner got cucked out of security clearance and tornc still won't fire kelly
the yacht whore is being blackbagged in thailand right now after offering to tell the americans everything and is probably about to be taken back to russia to be strangled and then left in a methane pit

alex jones got completely owned by a parkland rude teenager

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol in academia that makes him a big fuckup

oh, no question there. a dying field in a dying industry in a dying empire on a dying planet. but the last two of those apply equally to you, friend

and whatever else, my years in the book mines and conducting original research into mesopotamian antiquities leave me a whole hell of a lot better informed on the subject of 'what civilization has done to the human animal over the course of the last nine millennia' than you, guy who thinks nobody has jobs in hunter-gatherer societies

Addamere posted:

for real though "having a job" in a hunter/gatherer society meant leaving camp and either bullshitting with your buddies while you poked brushes and dirt with a stick to shoo away pests and hunt for the edible bits or walking around bullshitting with your buddies for a few hours while you waited for an antelope to give up and lay down from exhaustion so you could poke it with a stick a few times then drag it back to base and cook it

and by a few hours this did not mean 8 or 12 or any other big number, you do this like 4 hours a day every couple days and in the interim you play and gently caress and have conversations

Virtual Russian posted:

Also you didn't eat cereals so you had good teeth and minimal diseases.

a richly varied diet means overall better nutrition and longer lives on average than a settled population

warfare generally reduced to a matter of young guys with too much time on their hands pranking each other on hunting trips

less heinous poo poo in the air, the water, and the meat of food animals means a whole lot less cancer

but yeah, who wants any of that when we could cram ourselves into increasingly dingy concrete cubes while the oceans turn to acid and boil up over our sea walls as a handful of rich people try to evacuate to elysium

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



the FInal Oppo Droppo is happening any day now

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

haha, wow

is there an up to date one of these?

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


palantir is a very normal and not evil thing to name your spy company

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



lol gently caress


Im not surprised but lol gently caress

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

zeal posted:

oh, no question there. a dying field in a dying industry in a dying empire on a dying planet. but the last two of those apply equally to you, friend

and whatever else, my years in the book mines and conducting original research into mesopotamian antiquities leave me a whole hell of a lot better informed on the subject of 'what civilization has done to the human animal over the course of the last nine millennia' than you, guy who thinks nobody has jobs in hunter-gatherer societies



a richly varied diet means overall better nutrition and longer lives on average than a settled population

warfare generally reduced to a matter of young guys with too much time on their hands pranking each other on hunting trips

less heinous poo poo in the air, the water, and the meat of food animals means a whole lot less cancer

but yeah, who wants any of that when we could cram ourselves into increasingly dingy concrete cubes while the oceans turn to acid and boil up over our sea walls while a handful of rich people try to evacuate to elysium

what were the infant mortality rates

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



good luck finding volunteers to to be the 99% of humans that will have to die for us to return to hunter gathering

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Epic High Five posted:

good luck finding volunteers to to be the 99% of humans that will have to die for us to return to hunter gathering

I volunteer as tribute

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

new kind of cat
May 8, 2007
just lol if you would refuse to piss on trump's face at his request

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

zegermans posted:

palantir is a very normal and not evil thing to name your spy company

a recruiter from palantir cold-calling me once and part of his pitch was that it was cool they were being protested

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

new kind of cat posted:

just lol if you would refuse to piss on trump's face at his request

why would I want him to experience any sort of happiness?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

zeal posted:

oh, no question there. a dying field in a dying industry in a dying empire on a dying planet. but the last two of those apply equally to you, friend

and whatever else, my years in the book mines and conducting original research into mesopotamian antiquities leave me a whole hell of a lot better informed on the subject of 'what civilization has done to the human animal over the course of the last nine millennia' than you, guy who thinks nobody has jobs in hunter-gatherer societies

hahahahahaha unironically advocating for the stoned ape hypothesis aaaahahahahahaha i thought you were joking hahahahaha

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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

congrats to Sheldon Adelson who is now only the 2nd worst casino mogul.

Obviously Trump doesn't count cause all his casinos went under.

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