Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Guardians of the Galaxy porn parody got some good effects going down.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003
This hole was made for me

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

wayfinder posted:

This hole was made for me

Ya know, as a pickup line its unsurprisingly ineffective.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


/lightbulb goes on above a young Giger’s head

twosideddice
Jan 7, 2009

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

No, I'm pretty sure that's Ratzinger.

Ratzinger? I barely knew her!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Yup, bone dry. Looks like any vag I've ever seen :shepface:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Comptroll The Forums posted:

Yup, bone dry. Looks like any vag I've ever seen :shepface:

flash floods son

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Krankenstyle posted:

flash floods son

Only if you are doing it right.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Samizdata posted:

Only if you are doing it right.

lol

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Flash floods are a myth, that's just piss

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

Comptroll The Forums posted:

Flash floods are a myth, that's just piss

that's dumb. how can you pee if you don't have any balls

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


How long did it take for everyone else to see the dog?

30 seconds.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I didn't see it until I read your spoiler tag.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

I had this as my facebook profile picture years ago when I used it, and man did it cause problems. this and that one of the girls feet that looks like an upskirt

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Gorilla Salad posted:

I didn't see it until I read your spoiler tag.

Exceptionally same.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Zil posted:

How long did it take for everyone else to see the dog?

30 seconds.

She's right there holding an animal.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.

trapped mouse posted:

how can you pee if you don't have any balls

This is so dumb and made me laugh so hard.

wtf is wrong with me...

Ramaroot
Aug 24, 2008

I AM THE FIRE

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jedit posted:

She's right there holding an animal.

No need for casual misogyny.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

No need for casual misogyny.

She's right there holding an animal, sir.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Trig Discipline posted:

She's right there holding an animal, sir.

ssssssaasssssyyyyy

god this blows
Mar 13, 2003

EmptyVessel
Oct 30, 2012

For a couple of seconds there I thought that was in answer to

trapped mouse posted:

that's dumb. how can you pee if you don't have any balls

Shoozy
Apr 11, 2007

What actually is this?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Shoozy posted:

What actually is this?

The side handle of this:


You can get suitcase covers with your face printed on them so you can pick them out easier on luggage carousels

Burkion
May 10, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I legit thought it was some half finished The Thing effect

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The side handle of this:


You can get suitcase covers with your face printed on them so you can pick them out easier on luggage carousels

Would suck if you have face blindness and somebody else on your flight had a face cover too

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
David Mitchell stole my luggage!!! :argh:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The side handle of this:


You can get suitcase covers with your face printed on them so you can pick them out easier on luggage carousels

Jesus I cant breathe

Them's some angry fucken briefs hoisted sky high

Where can I get this specific one?

I want it for a leotard

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The side handle of this:


You can get suitcase covers with your face printed on them so you can pick them out easier on luggage carousels

How would this not get shredded after one trip?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Dienes posted:

How would this not get shredded after one trip?

Lots of luggage has patterns and images on it that last through extensive travel. I think it’s a solved problem.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

Subjunctive posted:

Lots of luggage has patterns and images on it that last through extensive travel. I think it’s a solved problem.

Not usually in cheaply printed spandex, though.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I'd hit it with a paddle.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/whothemoon/status/968713993631207428

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


The coffee must be cold.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug
Deep too

  • Locked thread