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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Duscat posted:

either somebody mailed them a fentanyl cloud or it's a psychosomatic reaction to drywall again

remember the pretend cuban sonic attacks

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HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

Shear Modulus posted:

wait didnt we know this months ago

there was no confirmation, just plenty of suspicion.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

ArmZ posted:

literally treason lmfao

nope

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





hobbesmaster posted:

i understand how you spend 30k on a table but how do you even spend 5k on a chair

It's an operating table and it's in Carson's office 'cause he is doing brain surgery on himself and he got the chair because he's gonna need a place to sit while he does it.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Mirthless posted:

wow

and i thought my dad was a piece of poo poo

bravo

"Haab acknowledges omitting some words from the email but says he didn't do it on purpose."

Oops I seem to have accidentally erased a key phrase from this email that changes it to support the dumb right wing alternate reality I've created whoopsie doodles! Silly me, boy sure wish I had caught that before I whipped right wing media into a frenzy

Welcome to CHUD land where you can do whatever you want and if pesky reality gets in the way just say you did something else bing bong bing bong so simple

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

conspiracy with a known enemy of the state

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
Radical. Transparency. Group.

Obama wouldn't say it. I will. Radical transparency people. He wouldn't say it.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

ArmZ posted:

literally treason lmfao

I don't know if it can be treason since we're not at war with anybody.

hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Duscat posted:

either somebody mailed them a fentanyl cloud or it's a psychosomatic reaction to drywall again

piss tape was inside

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

joint base is what I call my apartment

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
to protect the honor of mr carson, please note that he did not buy a 5 grand chair, he just attempted to get money to redecorate his office and reassigned someone in the department who told him it was too expensive

and said 5 grand cant even buy a decent chair

it's in the article

e: corrections

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/zack_wittman/status/968324211340120064

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Al! posted:

remember the pretend cuban sonic attacks

Cuba is a real place

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



We've been at war since this country was founded more or less, especially now that 80% of our economy is facilitating genocide and slaughter

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/968628069350113280

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mastershakeman posted:

Cuba is a real place

Yeah but Sonic is a videogame character

Shark Sandwich
Sep 6, 2010

by R. Guyovich

I'm aroused.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lmao


https://twitter.com/yashar/status/968621008063254528

Just lmao

mastershakeman
Oct 28, 2008

by vyelkin

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Yeah but Sonic is a videogame character

why would he pretend to be Cuban

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005


lmao, she only has that job in the first place thanks to nepotism.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Pounded in the Butt by Dramatic, Furious, Fist Pounding, Homosexual Men by Chuck Tingle

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017




Those gays sure do pound some fists

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




i hear she's got chuck tingle's editor

rump buttman
Feb 14, 2018

I just wish I had time for one more bowl of chili



had a grand Mac for my mid afternoon snack.

it was ok

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

*Chuck Tingling intensifies*

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


boop the snoot posted:

The President wants to bang Kush’s wife though

bad news: Trump could go on TV and announce that he's banging Ivanka and he would be lauded by a third of America for it.

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.


"fist-pounding"

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uZ7m_FhSoc

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


I remember Kim Davis

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Intel&Sebastian posted:

"Haab acknowledges omitting some words from the email but says he didn't do it on purpose."

Oops I seem to have accidentally erased a key phrase from this email that changes it to support the dumb right wing alternate reality I've created whoopsie doodles! Silly me, boy sure wish I had caught that before I whipped right wing media into a frenzy

Welcome to CHUD land where you can do whatever you want and if pesky reality gets in the way just say you did something else bing bong bing bong so simple

Should have just claimed he had a seizure and doesn't remember sending the e-mail

eonwe
Aug 11, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
noted gay erotic fiction writer kim davis

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




I confess. I farted in to a coffee can and mailed it to them.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

mastershakeman posted:

why would he pretend to be Cuban

To impress Amy

Jesus do I have to draw a loving diagram

Billzasilver
Nov 8, 2016

I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?


Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few


bestseller among conservatives

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




I hope it includes the line, "a lively fisting" in there somewhere

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://mobile.twitter.com/foxandfriends/status/968601685160587268

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

fuckin bluebloods

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



espionage act violations are not technically speaking treason

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