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tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




Cum into my double mouths from your rectal sperm bank, said the hedgehog dog to the devil monkey.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012







Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


uhhhhh the prefix tele- means far away, distant (compare: telephone, telescope, telegraph, teleport) so the second picture should have mr. savalas much farther away and smaller

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Sagebrush posted:

uhhhhh the prefix tele- means far away, distant (compare: telephone, telescope, telegraph, teleport) so the second picture should have mr. savalas much farther away and smaller

It's a telescoping camera effect
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom

Now you know

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

euphronius posted:

It's a telescoping camera effect
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dolly_zoom

Now you know

that pair of images doesn't depict a dolly-zoom either. jesus christ

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

:ssh: it's just a pun off telephoto, as in the lens that zooms in

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Pastry of the Year posted:

:ssh: it's just a pun off telephoto, as in the lens that zooms in

Well, actually, it's a pun on the actor's name, Peter Falk

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Pastry of the Year posted:

:ssh: it's just a pun off telephoto, as in the lens that zooms in

telephoto lenses don't zoom!! zooming is the action of changing the focal length, while a telephoto lens is merely one with a longer focal length than normal!!!!! you people are all insane!!!!!

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Grassy Knowles posted:

Well, actually, it's a pun on the actor's name, Peter Falk

Actually that's a bunch of "Bull"poo poo because the actor is Richard Moll sorry to mislead y'all

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



GLANN CLOSE
GLENN TELEPHOTO

Jeremy_X
Jul 27, 2006

tangy yet delightful posted:

Cum into my double mouths from your rectal sperm bank, said the hedgehog dog to the devil monkey.

The Moody Blues b-sides got real weird.

Sagebrush posted:

uhhhhh the prefix tele- means far away, distant (compare: telephone, telescope, telegraph, teleport) so the second picture should have mr. savalas much farther away and smaller

Could it be cropped for television?

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

Gay Horney posted:

The thread has been at least 50% the same Simpsons meme for going on a hundred pages now. I think I miss brojo

Pray for brojo...

The Wurst Poster
Apr 8, 2005

Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Remember Youtube poop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvmypvVuStY
It's back! In steamed ham form!

The Wurst Poster has a new favorite as of 05:05 on Feb 28, 2018

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

CATTASTIC
Mar 31, 2010

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The Wurst Poster posted:

Remember Youtube poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jqfwvIACj8

redneck nazgul
Apr 25, 2013

The Wurst Poster posted:

Remember Youtube poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLKnCeeAW48?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

The Wurst Poster posted:

Remember Youtube poop?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvmypvVuStY
It's back! In steamed ham form!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAsD_hZYXeY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F4g6FROYlk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzh68jdNF7Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4gZgpB-sRA

nothing personal, just an excuse to shamelessly repost my personal favorite plus those latter three

PittTheElder has a new favorite as of 07:09 on Feb 28, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

holy poo poo

SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
anyone have the simpons shitpost of kirk going "i drive a racecar, do you?" and homer going "i drive a big bed with my wife"

thankjs in advance god blaess

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS








Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Cows will go extinct if we stop breeding them for meat and milk

Their species depend on us to want to eat them

A_Account
Nov 29, 2016

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Fartbox posted:

Cows will go extinct if we stop breeding them for meat and milk

Their species depend on us to want to eat them

That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Don't cows gently caress naturally or something?

You
Oct 6, 2009

A_Account posted:

That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Don't cows gently caress naturally or something?

Pffft... Look at this scrub who hasn't witnessed the unnatural and ungodly act of cows mating.

Scholtz
Aug 24, 2007

Zorchin' some Flemoids

If this arc is supposed to be schoolish, where is the principal?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/Quatroking/status/968554930364698624?s=19

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

This can’t be real but god drat :(

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

It sneaks up on you every year

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

You posted:

Pffft... Look at this scrub who hasn't witnessed the unnatural and ungodly act of cows mating.

One of my abiding memories is of seeing a magnificently-maned Highland cattle crest a ridge as I was doing some hiking as a teenager, and as I got closer, it turned around and presented itself arseways. And jutting out from its butt was a forearm length of prolapsed anus, sucking in and sucking out like some fleshy bellows.

Nature is hosed up. Don't even bother imo.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

:bisonyes: I can't even begin to describe how happy this makes me.

OutsideAngel
May 4, 2008

zoux posted:

It sneaks up on you every year


Just thinking about all the new and original video game properties released this year has got me psyched to attend a birthday bash with such fresh, iconic characters like.....

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Aloy, I guess.

e: vv 2B is probably the most germane answer actually

RyokoTK has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Feb 28, 2018

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

2B
Phantom Thieves
Cappy
Madeline
Noodle

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

A_Account posted:

That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Don't cows gently caress naturally or something?

Cows that do become steak are domesticated, and have been for centuries, which means they are different breed than wild ones that existed. Thus, you can't find our cow in wild form, because they've never been wild. However, there are creatures similar to cows like yaks or musk oxen.

In Europe, the last species of wild cattle was the aurochs (bos taurus primigenius), which died out in Poland in the 17th century.

So yeah, if we just kind of let them go they'll probably perish to the elements or predators or whatever and for whatever time they'd manage to survive they'd probably cause a bunch of damage to the environment

Fartbox has a new favorite as of 20:22 on Feb 28, 2018

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

A_Account posted:

That's the dumbest thing I've read today. Don't cows gently caress naturally or something?

just because they can stick it in doesn't mean they can survive without human help

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

OutsideAngel posted:

Just thinking about all the new and original video game properties released this year has got me psyched to attend a birthday bash with such fresh, iconic characters like.....

morgan yu (f) :allears:

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