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Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment I'm alive, I pray for death!

How? How does he keep getting more absolute?

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
love to pelted with snowballs by the absolute boy himself

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Frijolero posted:

There's 2 Jeremys and they work in opposite buildings, this is canon now

OH, SO YOU DON'T LIKE POLITICAL DYNASTIES OR CORONATIONS

UNLESS IT BENEFITS THE ABSOLUTE BOY

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

jeremy corbyn practicing for the brutal molotov cocktail campaign against the house of lords

edit: the VIRGIN INCEL may: runs through fields, destroying crops, prioritizing her own enjoyment over the community's harvest

the ABSOLUTE CHAD corbyn: collects renewable resource and distributes freely amongst the masses, ensuring everyone's joy

Taintrunner has issued a correction as of 17:41 on Feb 27, 2018

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Truga posted:



i'm loving this frigid weather so much

So is the news panicking about the shotgun full of snow that will kill millions while everybody else enjoys it?

Zikan
Feb 29, 2004

lmao bojo is going to cause the uk to hard Brexit because he wants to be pm so bad and has to out-Tory Rees Mogg

https://twitter.com/faisalislam/status/968561482572206082

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
it seems like a weakness of the parliamentary system that your own ministers might try to usurp you

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Cerv posted:

how long does this cold snap have to last do you think?

I think hot summers will help and climate change looks to give us colder winters and hotter summers so boomer death is guaranteed :getin:

TomViolence
Feb 19, 2013

PLEASE ASK ABOUT MY 80,000 WORD WALLACE AND GROMIT SLASH FICTION. PLEASE.

homeless death seems more likely

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:

Zoran posted:

it seems like a weakness of the parliamentary system that your own ministers might try to usurp you
It's a weakness of the position of prime minister, not the system itself, unless you just want an elected king like the Americans.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem

DesperateDan posted:

I think hot summers will help and climate change looks to give us colder winters and hotter summers so boomer death is guaranteed :getin:

hopefully the gulf stream will reverse and we can enjoy great weather like this for months on end!

that'll sort it.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Zoran posted:

it seems like a weakness of the parliamentary system that your own ministers might try to usurp you
why would it be a weakness that someone poo poo at their job can be replaced

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
yeah, and if you have the support of the membership it's hard as gently caress to dislodge a leader - the electorate doubly so. the best defense against being backstabbed is a friendly crowd behind you.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
Also not being a member of the Tory party

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol may is such a poo poo pm that rather than sack boris for what he's just done she's caved

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)
The ongoing confusion of Literally Anyone In The Media about the term 'skunk', what it is, and what it means is simultaneously aggravating and hilarious

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
wasn't most hash filled with plastic and insanely bad for you lol

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Jose posted:

wasn't most hash filled with plastic and insanely bad for you lol
yeah but sometimes a canny dealer would rub some orange oil on there and claim it came off a boat from morocco as part of their Dealer Spiel, which I think has a place in 30-40 year old people's hearts.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Jose posted:

wasn't most hash filled with plastic and insanely bad for you lol

9-bar was full of fillers but it all but disappeared early '00s, you could purify it somewhat using hot water and coffee filters and the dreck you removed was oily nasty crap.

Plenty of good hash around nowerdays, within a few months of the Afghan war starting up, dark sticky hash was flooding the market and was referred to as "bodybag", and Moroccan polm style stuff seems prevalent too.

CoolCab
Apr 17, 2005

glem
Everyone buys their poo poo on the darknet now (yes, likely your dealer too)- the invisible handjob of the free market has really improved quality.

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

CoolCab posted:

Everyone buys their poo poo on the darknet now (yes, likely your dealer too)- the invisible handjob of the free market has really improved quality.

Seriously. A friend of a friend took a random, unidentified pill he got from a dealer in a club recently, and wound up with multiple organ failure. Who knows what the gently caress was in it.

Be safe, kids. If you decide to take drugs, get them from Drugs Amazon.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Barry Foster posted:

Seriously. A friend of a friend took a random, unidentified pill he got from a dealer in a club recently, and wound up with multiple organ failure. Who knows what the gently caress was in it.

ok but lmao

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

bump_fn posted:

ok but lmao

?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
United Krackhouse

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Barry Foster posted:

Seriously. A friend of a friend took a random, unidentified pill he got from a dealer in a club recently, and wound up with multiple organ failure. Who knows what the gently caress was in it.

Be safe, kids. If you decide to take drugs, get them from Drugs Amazon.

imagine being stupid enough to take random unidentified pills you get from a dealer in a club

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

imagine being stupid enough to take random unidentified pills you get from a dealer in a club

Absolutely. It was a remarkably dumb thing to do.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

isn't that the way the whole drug trade works?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
like i dont wnat to sonud mean but "took an unidentified pill from some guy at a club and got multiple organ failure" is pretty lol

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
is the darknet drug trade still booming or has bitcoin crashing hosed it?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
i hate it when my organs fail

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



Jose posted:

is the darknet drug trade still booming or has bitcoin crashing hosed it?

Other currencies are used IIRC.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
VICE Investigates: How Much 2CB Can One Dogecoin Get You?

Firos
Apr 30, 2007

Staying abreast of the latest developments in jam communism



jBrereton posted:

VICE Investigates: How Much 2CB Can One Dogecoin Get You?

Spoiler alert: As much as you'd conceivably need.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

large adult son posted:

isn't that the way the whole drug trade works?

it's based on trust to some degree

like you probably shouldn't buy unidentifiable misc white powder from someone you've never met nor will meet again

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


https://twitter.com/ThatTimWalker/status/968822331647975424
https://twitter.com/Kevin_Maguire/status/968831471007027200

lmao

Bojo!

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Is there a pornhub link to this

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
its a good sign of how badly the tories are starving councils of funds that none of the roads around me have been gritted because they can't afford to pay for it to be done

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Jose posted:

is the darknet drug trade still booming or has bitcoin crashing hosed it?

drugs are the only reason to go to an atm

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Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
drat i really need to give it a shot since i already got a vpn thanks to lowtax

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