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Just for the record I have $5MM in life insurance but I have a mysterious hot air balloon accident exclusion in the policy, how's that for 11D chess
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BEHOLD: MY CAPE posted:Just for the record I have $5MM in life insurance but I have a mysterious hot air balloon accident exclusion in the policy, how's that for 11D chess
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Feb 28, 2018 18:05
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Moneyball posted:I will fight anyone who takes this bait. Other than EF because he got to it already Taking free bait is GWM
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The dating app can't use credit score. I know plenty of poors making $99,000- a year but their multiple credit cards and auto loans give them a nice 750+ score My wealthy peers in the $101,000+ caste typically have a solid 750+ too due to low utilization and their primary/vacation home mortgages Would it be appropriate to match them? No, lol, I don't even think they can produce fertile offspring The app must display net income per month, after expenses and Healthcare but BEFORE retirement contributions
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Feb 28, 2018 18:35
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:The dating app can't use credit score. I know plenty of poors making $99,000- a year but their multiple credit cards and auto loans give them a nice 750+ score With regards to credit cards, if they have a rewards card, that's a green flag, but if they failed to achieve the sign-up bonus, that's a red flag. If they opened a new card but converted the points to cash directly instead of the most efficient option for the card (miles or whatever), that's a red flag. We can't allow such financially suboptimal swine to breed. It would go against the true Objectivist order of things, where the strong master the weak, and somehow wealth is a facsimile for moral virtue. John Smith you are not allowed to quote or respond to this post, thanks
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:The dating app can't use credit score. I know plenty of poors making $99,000- a year but their multiple credit cards and auto loans give them a nice 750+ score I’m guessing mandatory prenups in the registration TOS?
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please knock Mom! posted:Taking free bait is GWM Second mouse gets the cheese!
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howdoesishotweb posted:I’m guessing mandatory prenups in the registration TOS?
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:OH I've got one. My wife is also a physician and one of her female coworkers (herself a physician) lets her husband do all their finances. Thanks for this, it made my morning.
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Feb 28, 2018 19:00
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I was once an ignorant, idiot fool too, hoodwinker, but then I realized that screening out non 401k contributors would also screen out the Old Money and the Trust Fund Babies We can NOT exclude our creme de la creme
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Hoodwinker posted:
i don't automatically hate everything you post JS, just the pointless derails it causes
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I was once an ignorant, idiot fool too, hoodwinker, but then I realized that screening out non 401k contributors would also screen out the Old Money and the Trust Fund Babies They don't need dating apps, they have arranged marriages.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:I was once an ignorant, idiot fool too, hoodwinker, but then I realized that screening out non 401k contributors would also screen out the Old Money and the Trust Fund Babies
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therobit posted:They don't need dating apps, they have arranged marriages. ahem they're strategic marriages furthermore
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:OH I've got one. My wife is also a physician and one of her female coworkers (herself a physician) lets her husband do all their finances. The people demand details.
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Vox Nihili posted:The people demand details. They are pretty simple, imagine a giant bag 50 to 100 feet tall and similar in diameter made out of nylon. You hold the opening of the bag over a giant propane torch which heats a huge volume of air, which rises and fills the balloon. Hot air is less dense than the surrounding atmosphere and is therefore buoyant to the tune of several hundred pounds at ground level. The balloon and the burner are attached to a basket, which people can ride in. The balloon will rise to an altitude where the density of the surrounding air is almost equal to the density of the air in the balloon such that the buoancy is equal to the weight of the balloon and basket. The air inside the balloon cools over time and reduces the buoyancy, although you can drop lower faster by pulling a valve on the top of the balloon to let some of the hot air out. You can rise again by running the burner more.
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That valve is important as if the balloon starts on fire, it will start going up before coming back down as a not-balloon. The burning of the balloon will heat the air within the bag, resulting in greater bouyancy until the balloon no longer functions as a balloon and comes back down.
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crazypeltast52 posted:That valve is important as if the balloon starts on fire, it will start going up before coming back down as a not-balloon. The burning of the balloon will heat the air within the bag, resulting in greater bouyancy until the balloon no longer functions as a balloon and comes back down. Your description of this has now convinced me that I never, ever want to ride in a hot air balloon. Jesus.
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crazypeltast52 posted:That valve is important as if the balloon starts on fire, it will start going up before coming back down as a not-balloon. The burning of the balloon will heat the air within the bag, resulting in greater bouyancy until the balloon no longer functions as a balloon and comes back down. I've got the Stock Thread open in another tab and genuinely thought this was all an analogy
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Late to the party, but Credit Score Dating actually exists.
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EAT FASTER!!!!!! posted:Your description of this has now convinced me that I never, ever want to ride in a hot air balloon. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Luxor_hot_air_balloon_crash https://www.theguardian.com/world/2013/feb/26/luxor-hot-air-balloon-crash-kills-tourists The survivors were the ones who jumped as soon the fire started, hence I am also a fan of staying on the ground.
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GoGoGadgetChris posted:The dating app can't use credit score. I know plenty of poors making $99,000- a year but their multiple credit cards and auto loans give them a nice 750+ score Move to China after 2020, their Social Credit System will meet all your requirements. crazypeltast52 posted:https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_Luxor_hot_air_balloon_crash Something something balloon payment.
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Hey guys. FYI the limit at which money no longer buys you happiness has been increased from 75k to 105k. https://qz.com/1211957/how-much-money-do-people-need-to-be-happy/ So obviously the definition of RICH in this thread has to be increased to 105k. My apologies to those who previously thought that they were RICH but now know that they are in fact POOR.
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The real amount of money it takes to be happy is $420,000.69
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CellBlock posted:Late to the party, but Credit Score Dating actually exists. C'mon now - you can go dropping this poo poo without also linking. 
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Hoodwinker posted:The real amount of money it takes to be happy is $420,000.69 Heh. Nice.
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potatoducks posted:Hey guys. FYI the limit at which money no longer buys you happiness has been increased from 75k to 105k. Looks like the much-derided six figgy crew was right all along. It appears that certain posters are now owed an apology.
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Dick Nipples posted:C'mon now - you can go dropping this poo poo without also linking. It's just https://www.creditscoredating.com/. I don't know, maybe it's fake, but a few blogs posted about it and stuff. (And is it really any weirder than poo poo like Farmers Only or Trump Singles?)
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I desperately, genuinely, need help. Please help... https://www.reddit.com/r/personalfinance/comments/811toi/i_desperately_genuinely_need_help_please_help/ quote:I’m 26, newly single out of a 7 year relationship, and I’m blowing through money left and right.
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Motronic posted:I desperately, genuinely, need help. Please help... "I’ll spend $300-$500 a month on gambling and roughly $200 on scratch offs."
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I have a friend who drains all their money on scratch-offs Even when presented with a budget and explaining "look fucker - if you stopped playing the lottery for a year you could buy a new car" they still do it What exactly is the rehab for gambling addiction? Does it work?
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It probably works about as well as AA and other kinds of rehab: pretty much about the same as the rate of spontaneous remission.
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https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2018/feb/27/ben-carson-spokesman-falsely-denied-expensive-table-bought BW (other peoples') M quote:The US Department of Housing and Urban Development (Hud) has agreed to spend $165,000 on “lounge furniture” for its Washington headquarters, in addition to a $31,000 dining set purchased for housing secretary Ben Carson’s office.
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Phanatic posted:"I’ll spend $300-$500 a month on gambling and roughly $200 on scratch offs." The crazy thing is that in his mind, the scratch offs are separate from "gambling."
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Blinds are extremely BWM.
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sparkmaster posted:Blinds are extremely BWM. Please explain. I don't get why, or I don't get the joke.
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That guy is totally planning on opening a hot air balloon ride business so he can make more than his wife as a new-money/balloon-baron. It’s only after his first accident that his wife finds out they’re personally liable for all damages.Volmarias posted:Call it Creditor Creditr
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Krispy Wafer posted:That guy is totally planning on opening a hot air balloon ride business so he can make more than his wife as a new-money/balloon-baron. Its only after his first accident that his wife finds out theyre personally liable for all damages. The no-vowel-at-the-end name is so 2015.
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Creddit. Downvote the poors and get karma points for good financial choices. Match in similar scores Where’s my venture capital funding pleeeeeasse
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