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bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
Is that 100% body weight? If so, then yes. Though a tiny god.

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Bakalakadaka
Sep 18, 2004

No I've got a ways to go for that but I still feel like a god ok

barkbell
Apr 14, 2006

woof
Gj

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Bakalakadaka posted:

No I've got a ways to go for that but I still feel like a god ok

Godly dysmorphia.

sassassin fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Feb 26, 2018

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Could God load up a bar so much that not even he could lift it?

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
someone got mad that i turned on a fan in our tiny hot sauna of a gym and said i was going to give them a cold

thank you for reading my story

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Could God load up a bar so much that not even he could lift it?

Yes, but he could also lift that bar. Omnipotence overrules "definitions" and "logic."

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Relin posted:

someone got mad that i turned on a fan in our tiny hot sauna of a gym and said i was going to give them a cold

thank you for reading my story
you have to stay fat. sorry.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

TenementFunster posted:

you have to stay fat. sorry.
don't worry baby i'll never leave you even when i get pretty

Dennis McClaren
Mar 28, 2007

"Hey, don't put capture a guy!"
...Well I've got to put something!


Pool party today. Gotta chase that pump first. Suns out guns out.

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
Get some more sleep.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Relin posted:

don't worry baby i'll never leave you even when i get pretty
pretend i found a picture of relin.jpg and embedded it into this post

Dennis McClaren posted:



Pool party today. Gotta chase that pump first. Suns out guns out.
pool party plus that cut? say hi to gavin for me, and don’t forget the cereal names!

also it’s time to work on the skincare routine, my guy

TenementFunster fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Feb 26, 2018

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug

Dennis McClaren posted:



Pool party today. Gotta chase that pump first. Suns out guns out.

It's like an optical illusion, but your left arm looks like twice the size of your flexed arm.

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King

Helios Grime posted:

It's like an optical illusion, but your left arm looks like twice the size of your flexed arm.
it’s probably part of the same optical illusion that makes all the machines in the background look really big

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




If I wasn't in a lame apartment on the 1st floor I'd dump £800 into a home gym. I'm going crazy with how packed all the gyms are and waiting for idiots to finish their bizarre and obnoxious use of the power racks.

someone had set a bench up on the wooden Olympic lifting platform and had put a set of eight tiny dumbbells around him in some unholy pattern. occasionally he'd do some poo poo Pull ups between sets in the rack but more often than not he'd be on the other side of the gym doing some other bullshit.

He was wearing sweatbands

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Bulking cycle going well

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather


built a home gym a month ago. its wonderful lifting at home.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Dennis McClaren posted:



Pool party today. Gotta chase that pump first. Suns out guns out.

You've really nailed the powertwink look.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

ham_sanitizer posted:



built a home gym a month ago. its wonderful lifting at home.

are the rest of your plates just out of frame?

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

nooneofconsequence posted:

are the rest of your plates just out of frame?

theres 400+ lbs of weight in frame but im not even close to needing that much yet. sucks to be weak. but with a gym in my basement I will surely eat and lift my way to godhood.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
Is there plywood under those mats? Because if not I feel like even through the mats you'll destroy your garage floor deadlifting metal plates

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

feelix posted:

Is there plywood under those mats? Because if not I feel like even through the mats you'll destroy your garage floor deadlifting metal plates

they are 3/4” thick horse stall mats. the internet told me that if i didn’t drop the weight i would be fine. i have checked under them a few times and there’s no damage.

Herbicidal Maniac
Jun 3, 2008

You will be the effigy I burn, infused with all the traits that make them the detestable little goblins they are.

Was a bit worried because last week my squats sucked. I've been trying to rep out 225 for 3 or 4 sets of 10. Form would fall to poo poo and the muscles around my right kidney felt like it was giving way.

Got some good sets in today, not at my goal but getting closer. I think it's because I've started Good Morning's and Deadlifts again.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

ham_sanitizer posted:



built a home gym a month ago. its wonderful lifting at home.

are those steel plates

why dont you have bumper plates

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ham_sanitizer posted:



built a home gym a month ago. its wonderful lifting at home.

I'm considering moving out of my apartment so I can do this

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

baw posted:

are those steel plates

why dont you have bumper plates

i don’t do oly lifts and you can get steel plates used very cheap

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

ham_sanitizer posted:

i don’t do oly lifts

:wtc:

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Always fun to start my workout (ohp), only to realize after struggling through 4 sets that I'm using squat weight.

bamhand
Apr 15, 2010
So are your shoulders boulders or are your legs toothpicks?

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




a mysterious cloak posted:

Always fun to start my workout (ohp), only to realize after struggling through 4 sets that I'm using squat weight.

Im so confused :ohdear:

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


It's deload week and the app started me out on squat instead of ohp like I usually do first of the week.

bamhand posted:

So are your shoulders boulders or are your legs toothpicks?

Neither. I'm just stupid.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

a mysterious cloak posted:

Always fun to start my workout (ohp), only to realize after struggling through 4 sets that I'm using squat weight.

I'm... gonna need some fuckin' numbers here because holy poo poo.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Accidentally did a snatch with deadlift weight

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth
My front squat is at my back squat weight but that's not accidental it's just the only thing I'm training.

Except leg press as my gym finally moved the old swingset machine to where it's usable again. Good volume, good noise, good disruption to other people as I gather up all the plates I can find.

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Data Graham posted:

Accidentally did a snatch with deadlift weight

How many deaths did you experience

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

sassassin posted:

My front squat is at my back squat weight but that's not accidental it's just the only thing I'm training.

Except leg press as my gym finally moved the old swingset machine to where it's usable again. Good volume, good noise, good disruption to other people as I gather up all the plates I can find.

Whats a swingset machine?

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

Fallows posted:

Whats a swingset machine?

The leg press that's built like a swing instead of a sled on a track.

lazy old sun
Feb 12, 2007

Struggled through my OHP sets, only to realize I was trying to lift my car. lol, whoops

canned from the band
Sep 13, 2007

I'm a man of intensity. Of cool, and youth, and passionately
What's this exercise called? https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/968929326262603776

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a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Somfin posted:

I'm... gonna need some fuckin' numbers here because holy poo poo.

It really wasn't a lot, I lost about 4 months of lifting to the floods here, plus it's deload week. The first warmup set felt heavy but I was tired, so I figured I just needed a good warm-up. Second set was "Goddamn, I must be exhausted," etc. I couldn't even move the 4th set so I actually looked at the app and :suicide:

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