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Afriscipio: Jun 3, 2013

Chard posted:

i was found, maggot-like, beneath a mossy rock

Are you cold...? Oh, good hunter.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 10:06

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# ? May 14, 2024 07:35

The Sausages: Sep 30, 2012; What do you want to do? Who do you want to be?

Fartbox posted:

Cows that do become steak are domesticated, and have been for centuries, which means they are different breed than wild ones that existed. Thus, you can't find our cow in wild form, because they've never been wild. However, there are creatures similar to cows like yaks or musk oxen.

In Europe, the last species of wild cattle was the aurochs (bos taurus primigenius), which died out in Poland in the 17th century.

So yeah, if we just kind of let them go they'll probably perish to the elements or predators or whatever and for whatever time they'd manage to survive they'd probably cause a bunch of damage to the environment

For whatever reason, cows (Bos taurus) don't seem to go feral like other domesticated species do. Australia has feral goats, pigs, camels, horses, water buffalo, and donkeys, but does not seem to have a feral cattle population despite large numbers of them being free to roam unfenced on many stations.

There is however a population of feral Banteng, an Asian cattle species that exists both domesticated and wild, though the latter is rare. Compared to many other feral animal populations they're relatively benign.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 11:26

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

All I�m taking from this is that genghis khan and Charlemagne had one hell of a sex life

# ? Mar 1, 2018 12:34

RagnarokAngel: Oct 5, 2006; Black Magic Extraordinaire

Data Graham posted:

All I’m taking from this is that genghis khan and Charlemagne had one hell of a sex life

I mean, Genghis definitely did.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 12:39

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

DontMockMySmock posted:

So if you're descended from Charlemagne or Genghis Khan, shut the gently caress up about it. You're not special.

Good post. Of course, that was literally my point in posting it. I'm extremely no one special.

Powered Descent posted:

Hey, watch the language, that's The Bloop's great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandmother you're talking about! <>

Thank you for defending my family honor. No one talks about Gran(gran)⁴⁰ that way :mad:

# ? Mar 1, 2018 13:41

skasion: Feb 13, 2012; Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

RagnarokAngel posted:

I mean, Genghis definitely did.

So did Big Chaz. 20-ish known kids by 10-ish known wives and concubines. Not counting whoever else he hosed on the side.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 13:45

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 1, 2018 13:47

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

The Bloop posted:

Thank you for defending my family honor. No one talks about Gran(gran)⁴⁰ that way

Was she also a bloop?

# ? Mar 1, 2018 13:50

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Man what I gotta do to make a simple "genghis and chaz totally boned each other a lot" joke

# ? Mar 1, 2018 14:25

Fellis: Feb 14, 2012; Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Randaconda posted:

Reverse loss?

# ? Mar 1, 2018 14:42

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

Was she also a bloop?

Only by marriage

# ? Mar 1, 2018 15:17

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

# ? Mar 1, 2018 15:36

Leave: Feb 7, 2012; Taking the term "Koopaling" to a whole new level since 2016.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy poo poo.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 16:56

frankenfreak: Feb 16, 2007; I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Android Apocalypse posted:

Android Apocalypse posted:

Holy poo poo indeed.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 17:45

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Android Apocalypse posted:

lmao

quote:

lmao

# ? Mar 1, 2018 18:06

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Data Graham posted:

All I�m taking from this is that genghis khan and Charlemagne had one hell of a sex life

# ? Mar 1, 2018 18:10

Warbird: May 23, 2012; America's Favorite Dumbass

Android Apocalypse posted:

Can someone Photoshop Sandusky's head on that? Tia

# ? Mar 1, 2018 18:11

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Nuevo posted:

Wiki links the papers used as evidence if you care to look: Whole lotta Genghisids

And that's only male line descendants. Like the Charlemagne thing, once you start counting the female line, probably anyone with any ancestor from Eurasia is related to the great Khan in some way.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 18:26

Male Tiers: Dec 27, 2012; Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

# ? Mar 1, 2018 19:14

Spanish Manlove: Aug 31, 2008; HAILGAYSATAN

Male Tears posted:

I read this in the captain holt voice

# ? Mar 1, 2018 19:25

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

Spanish Manlove posted:

I read this in the captain holt voice

Same. B99 changes a woman.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 20:57

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 1, 2018 21:51

Randaconda: Jul 3, 2014; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:00

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

Randaconda posted:

I don't get this one, how did the latter win

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:07

RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:17

Mierenneuker: Apr 28, 2010; We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one, how did the latter win

The balance in Civilization games can get weird, okay.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:28

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one, how did the latter win

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:32

PittTheElder: Feb 13, 2012; Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Phlegmish posted:

I don't get this one, how did the latter win

Presumably referring to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland

And these guys: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skr%C3%A6ling

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:48

Brewmaster: Dec 10, 2007; Hi! I'm awkward.

It's a grossly misleading interpretation of the Norse history in North America, which I find disappointing after all the highly accurate Roman memes!

# ? Mar 1, 2018 22:56

Azhais: Feb 5, 2007; Switchblade Switcharoo

Brewmaster posted:

It's a grossly misleading interpretation of the Norse history in North America, which I find disappointing after all the highly accurate Roman memes!

Speaking of highly accurate Roman memes, what is the fortress in the first one?

# ? Mar 1, 2018 23:12

King of False Promises: Jul 31, 2000

Azhais posted:

Speaking of highly accurate Roman memes, what is the fortress in the first one?

That's the Siege of Tyre by Alexander the Great.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 23:28

Ms Adequate: Oct 30, 2011; Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling

King of False Promises posted:

That's the Siege of Tyre by Alexander the Great.

For those who are uninitiated, yes, he really did that. He showed up at Tyre and demanded their surrender, and they told him to gently caress off, because they were a mighty city, well-fortified on an island.

Alexander literally had his army build a landbridge so they could attack.

And that's why Tyre isn't an island anymore.

# ? Mar 1, 2018 23:57

Fartbox: Apr 27, 2017; What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

I'm learning

through memes!

# ? Mar 2, 2018 00:14

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

tyre is also where we get tyrant and tyrenian purple

# ? Mar 2, 2018 00:51

Big Bad Beetleborg: Apr 8, 2007; Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Who was the one who they sent to talk to the other side to broach a peace, and then decided they didn't like the conditions and exiled him so he went back to the other side, joined them, and took over?

# ? Mar 2, 2018 01:08

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 2, 2018 01:33

King of False Promises: Jul 31, 2000

Big Bad Beetleborg posted:

Who was the one who they sent to talk to the other side to broach a peace, and then decided they didn't like the conditions and exiled him so he went back to the other side, joined them, and took over?

Sounds a bit like Alcibiades.

# ? Mar 2, 2018 01:43