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viral spiral posted:I'm trying to think of a sex question to ask. How about "What's it like?"
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Jedit posted:How about "What's it like?" Say no more, say no more.
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Jedit posted:How about "What's it like?" What kind of sex are you referring to?
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viral spiral posted:What kind of sex are you referring to? Have you considered butt stuff?
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Extra small unlubricated condoms amazon prime
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Average Bear posted:Extra small unlubricated condoms amazon prime Ribbed for her pleasure.
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Mar 3, 2018 11:41
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huh, buttstuff is fun.
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It sure is, friend.
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that being said, buying ten dollars worth of things to help put lube where it needs to be is really not a bad investment for butt stuff at all.
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Butt funnel. Edit: alternatively, rear end lookin' like a martini glass full of lube
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I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. Apparently this tightness is common for people with cerebral palsy, (which I have) How do I make myself less anxious about sex?
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Violet_Sky posted:I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. Get better Efriends?
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Violet_Sky posted:I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. Something I'm trying because I had painful tightness pop up basically randomly after years of perfectly decent sex is to not have penetrative sex. Just take it off the table with your partner for now- maybe for a set limit of time. You can talk about it, or fantasize about it, or whatever as much as you want. But basically do everything else you want to. The two outcomes are either you have a great time sans penetration, or you really want penetration and you get to enjoy the sexual tension and desire. It's like, IDK, a celebrity crush. But with sex acts. It's safe to fantasize about because it's off the table. Maybe at some point you'll get into it enough to put it back on the table, at which point hopefully any anxiety will pass because it's no longer associated with huge "can I ever be intimate with my partner?" questions and becomes instead a physical one. If it works, it works, awesome. If it doesn't, well, the sex before was good, so it clearly isn't necessary. Does that make any sense? (Also get better efriends! No friend should make fun of you for tightness resulting in inability to have the sex you want.)
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Violet_Sky posted:I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. I'm guessing that the tightness remains no matter how relaxed you, yourself are? Obviously the anxiety isn't helping. My wife was prescribed these little wax friends she can slide up her vagina and it melts a Valium into the muscles there. Alternatively, my wife has a few drinks for the same effect. I'm going to be completely serious when I ask if you've tried anal? It can be very fulfilling for both partners and you can even turn the tables with appropriate accessories. Last suggestion: have your partner give you a full body back massage with coconut oil, then front leaving breasts for second last and then slowly tease all around the vagina area for a few minutes before moving into the labia area. Takes about an hour and if it doesn't work you'll at least have had a hell of a good time.
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How to relax: sex is basically advanced hugging for people you really like. You can't really screw up a hug, and if you do, you can just laugh it off and hug some more.
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Beachcomber posted:How to relax: sex is basically advanced hugging for people you really like. You can't really screw up a hug, and if you do, you can just laugh it off and hug some more. Yeah, that's the good poo poo right there.
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Violet_Sky posted:I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. This is something you could work on with a sex therapist using dialators, while also working on the anxiety side of it. Also, it would be a good idea to discuss the issue with your gynecologist, it might be something medication like muscle relaxants could help with.
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Violet_Sky posted:I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. I think that if you haven't ever been able to have penetrative sex, and you'd like to, you should see your doctor. As you say, there are medical reasons for this that affect many people, so a doctor may be able to help resolve it. Secondary to that, I'm a penis-haver but Commissar Kayla's advice matches everything I've ever read on the topic, so I second it. Commissar Kayla posted:Something I'm trying because I had painful tightness pop up basically randomly after years of perfectly decent sex is to not have penetrative sex. Just take it off the table with your partner for now- maybe for a set limit of time. You can talk about it, or fantasize about it, or whatever as much as you want. But basically do everything else you want to. The two outcomes are either you have a great time sans penetration, or you really want penetration and you get to enjoy the sexual tension and desire. It's like, IDK, a celebrity crush. But with sex acts. It's safe to fantasize about because it's off the table. Beachcomber posted:How to relax: sex is basically advanced hugging for people you really like. You can't really screw up a hug, and if you do, you can just laugh it off and hug some more.
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Beachcomber posted:I'm guessing that the tightness remains no matter how relaxed you, yourself are? Obviously the anxiety isn't helping. My wife occasionally has this issue. All of the above have worked really well. And yeah, get better E-friends. This person sounds like a real dick.
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Violet_Sky posted:I can't be penetrated due to tightness down there and an efriend made fun of me for it. As a result I'm more scared and anxious about sex now. Just a shot in the dark but have you ever considered trying poppers (alkyl nitrates)? They may be beneficial, as one of the effects is relaxing involuntary smooth muscles throughout the body. They've been used to treat angina symptoms since the late 19th century, and for a brief period in the 60s were approved by the FDA for over the counter sales due to a very long safety record - until homosexual men began using them recreationally for sex, at which point they were restricted as prescription-only again. Today you can purchase them on the gray market (they're usually labeled as leather/VHS tape cleaners or room "odorizers") either online or many adult bookstores carry them.
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Beachcomber posted:How to relax: sex is basically advanced hugging for people you really like. You can't really screw up a hug, and if you do, you can just laugh it off and hug some more. This is true and very sweet :3
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I waterboarded myself while attempting shower-sex ask me anything
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Phi230 posted:I waterboarded myself while attempting shower-sex I sent this to my friend. 
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Did you give up the secrets to yourself?
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How long have you been at gitmo?
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Phi230 posted:I waterboarded myself while attempting shower-sex what is your favorite non-torture sex move
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I don't want...anybody else, 'cuz when I think about you I waterboard myself~
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Phi230 posted:I waterboarded myself while attempting shower-sex That's not what CBT means.
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John Lee posted:what is your favorite non-torture sex move Operation You Jack Me to Freedom? We can keep a running tally of the Enhanced Penetration Techniques
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FilthyImp posted:The Shocker and Awe? I don't want to do any sex move called the E.P.T.
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John Lee posted:what is your favorite non-torture sex move The Adele
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DandyLion posted:The Adele 
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What do I eat in order to substantially increase the volume of my cum? My female has been requesting one-man bukkake's lately. Help!
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She's open to groupies if that fails, too. So my question to you, dear experienced goons, is should I toil her sweet little rear end six ways from Sunday with my friends, or my brothers? Serious inquiries only pls. 
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viral spiral posted:What do I eat in order to substantially increase the volume of my cum? My female has been requesting one-man bukkake's lately. Help! More cum E: not your own though it won't work
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purple death ray posted:More cum Be nice. The real answer is durians. And sea cucumbers. Bon appetite!
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viral spiral posted:What do I eat in order to substantially increase the volume of my cum? My female has been requesting one-man bukkake's lately. Help! Abstain from having an orgasm for 24-36 hours and drink more water.
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viral spiral posted:She's open to groupies if that fails, too. So my question to you, dear experienced goons, is should I toil her sweet little rear end six ways from Sunday with my friends, or my brothers? I think I live in a different country but I suppose I could post some in a jar for you to throw at her if it helps?
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I left some in your mom's Drawers op just grab those
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