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Mad Katter
Aug 23, 2010

STOP THE BATS

BRB shaving my beard

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GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug
i can't grow a beard to save my life and through sheer laziness have managed to grow a better one than caleb

i have a nicer pen too.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
Is he trying to like that atrocious sky news presenter?

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Zenithe posted:

Is he trying to like that atrocious sky news presenter?

THAT MAN?

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/jonathonio/status/969877469850255360?s=21

:mrwhite:

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Trying to pick my favourite bit and I think it's this:

quote:

I'd expected her to be alone but Landeryou is present as well. So are their dogs Ronnie and Nancy-Jane, a pair of fluffy white cavoodles named after Ronald Reagan, Landeryou's political hero, and the late US president's two wives.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

NUMBER 1 QUEENSLAND SUPPORTER
MAROONS 2023 STATE OF ORIGIN CHAMPIONS FOR LIFE




so much glue and horsehair went into the making of this photo

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

This looks like it came out of the Fallout 4 character creator.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

GoldStandardConure posted:

i can't grow a beard to save my life and through sheer laziness have managed to grow a better one than caleb

i have a nicer pen too.

Hell, same. I also have a better smile, and can grow my hair into a Superman curl. Maybe I should run, cept I'm terrified of poking my head out the door when I'm feeling down.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
How the gently caress is a close friend of Andrew bolt and John Roskam that uses her maiden speech to talk about how we need to clamp down on big government a loving labor senator Jesus Christ just kill every loving last one of them JBp included

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Anidav posted:

This looks like it came out of the Fallout 4 character creator.

It looks like he scraped the hair off a 1980s Action Man figurine and pasted it around his face:

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009




Shorten is going to be so bad

Brown Paper Bag
Nov 3, 2012

Solemn Sloth posted:

How the gently caress is a close friend of Andrew bolt and John Roskam that uses her maiden speech to talk about how we need to clamp down on big government a loving labor senator Jesus Christ just kill every loving last one of them JBp included

Remember Joe Bullock?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
:allbuttons:

quote:

'A grey area': Barnaby Joyce raises doubts over whether he's the biological father of Vikki Campion's baby


Former deputy prime minister Barnaby Joyce has slammed the initial reporting of his relationship with Vikki Campion, saying he was never asked if he was the father of his former staffer's unborn child and that the issue of paternity is not certain.

In an interview that calls into question a key factor in Mr Joyce losing the second-highest political office in the country, the Nationals MP told Fairfax Media the baby boy he and Ms Campion are expecting in April would be raised as “mine” but conceded the identity of the biological father was "a grey area".

Mr Joyce claimed he was never asked by the Daily Telegraph - which revealed in early February that the couple were expecting a child - if the child was his. The story was widely followed by other media outlets, including the The Sydney Morning Herald and The Age, and ultimately led to his resignation from cabinet.

The backbencher said journalists did not check the apparent “fact" he was the baby’s father against the pair's respective travel to see if Mr Joyce, 50, and Ms Campion, 33, were geographically together around the time of conception.

Mr Joyce conceded that the fact they were physically apart for almost all of the critical period in which conception occurred, meant the question of paternity remained "a bit of a grey area".

Mr Joyce said he had no intention of getting a paternity test.

His comments were volunteered on Saturday at his initiative with Ms Campion present for some of the interview. They followed an article in Saturday’s Sydney Morning Herald and The Age, which reported the question of the baby’s paternity was part of the Parliament House rumour mill.

Mr Joyce said it was “outrageous” that a newspaper could breach the privacy of the pregnant Ms Campion by photographing her "crossing the road", and then splash her picture on the front page with the headline "Bundle of Joyce". He claims neither he nor Ms Campion were asked about the paternity at the time the photograph was taken and says no other questions about it were put to the pair.

"How could they know?” he said. "They never even asked if it was Joyce's bundle."

Mr Joyce declined interview requests made by the Daily Telegraph before it published the “Bundle of Joyce” story. Fairfax Media on Saturday night sighted an email to Mr Joyce's office from the Daily Telegraph the day prior to the story's publication. One of the questions was: "Is Mr Joyce the father of the baby and when is the baby due?"

The pair’s travel does appear to make the paternity uncertain. Mr Joyce was in Europe travelling on official business - accompanied by his then wife Natalie - for 10 days from June 23, 2017. Ms Campion was in North Queensland at the time.

He then commenced a period as acting prime minister upon his return in early July during which he was accompanied by close personal protection body guards. The couple are expecting the birth of a baby son in early April.

Mr Joyce has told friends he and Ms Campion were not "partners" in June-July of 2017, although there was an intimate relationship forming on a “sporadic basis”.

The travel details and Mr Joyce’s comments raises the possibility the key event that led to the high-profile MP losing his job was based on a fiction.

The question of paternity was at no time put to Mr Joyce in a series of private discussions with Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull, according to sources familiar with the talks.

Late last week the now backbench member for New England told Fairfax Media that the "biological" question made no material difference to him.

"It’s mine, on the record, there it is,” he said. "And can I say, even if it wasn’t, I wouldn’t care, I’d still go through this, I’d still love him.”

The political crisis over his pregnant former adviser swamped the government and eventually sunk Mr Joyce's career. It also resulted in a complete breakdown of his relationship with Mr Turnbull, who first barred him from acting as prime minister and then unveiled a prohibition on ministers having sex with members of their own staff. The new rule was dubbed the "bonk ban" and generated news coverage around the world.

Mr Turnbull made it clear he had lost confidence in his deputy and wanted the Nationals leader to resign from his cabinet.

"Barnaby has acknowledged his fault, his error, his grief about his conduct, Mr Turnbull told reporters on February 15.

"He has to consider his own position obviously. These are matters for Barnaby Joyce to reflect on. He has made a very grave error of judgment, in an area that traditionally I suppose, has been regarded as private and personal and you can understand the reasons for that."

Just over a week later, Mr Joyce resigned citing an unrelated claim of sexual misconduct against him alleged to have occurred in August 2016.

He has denied the allegation but said on February 23, when the complaint made front page news, that it was "the straw that broke the camel's back".

Some Nationals continue to fume about the escalating series of stories surrounding Mr Joyce over the period following the initial reports of Ms Campion's pregnancy and culminating in the misconduct complaint lodged confidentially with the Nationals before being quickly leaked.

A well-placed Nationals source from Western Australia, where the initial complaint was lodged, claimed the misconduct claim had been discussed and its political implications "workshopped with an ever-widening circle of MPs and officials" which meant the complainant's request for privacy became "farcical".


http://www.canberratimes.com.au/fed...303-p4z2ob.html

If you're in a hole, keep digging.

Ora Tzo
Feb 26, 2016

HEEEERES TONYYYY
Ho ho wow...

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Unborn babies can't defend themselves, therefore they're the ultimate political beating stick!

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

A young Boogie2988 without the charm.

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches





Barnaby is doing the right thing and standing by that wanton whore who got herself knocked up with another man's baby by sleeping around.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe
So much for not dragging people's names through the mud, and keeping the innocent out of it.

gucci bane
Oct 27, 2008




that article hosed me up

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Solemn Sloth posted:

How the gently caress is a close friend of Andrew bolt and John Roskam that uses her maiden speech to talk about how we need to clamp down on big government a loving labor senator Jesus Christ just kill every loving last one of them JBp included

:chaostrump:

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
are rich foreigners still buying luxury bunkers in tasmania to ride out global warming

Metis of the Chat Thread
Aug 1, 2014


I think they moved on to New Zealand for that

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde

Gluten Freeman posted:

I think they moved on to New Zealand for that

hmm, good idea. prolly get a good deal on those hobbit jobbies

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again

quote:

Among the concerns Labor cites around Work for the Dole are cases where participants have been exposed to asbestos, and a case in Toowoomba where an 18-year old participant was killed on a Work for the Dole project.


I was reading an article about how Labor is about to withdraw support for Work for the Dole and what the gently caress, why are welfare participants anywhere near asbestos?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Aw man the rat is gone

BBJoey
Oct 31, 2012


what is the strategy here

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

Solemn Sloth posted:

How the gently caress is a close friend of Andrew bolt and John Roskam that uses her maiden speech to talk about how we need to clamp down on big government a loving labor senator Jesus Christ just kill every loving last one of them JBp included

I'm a fan of small government if it means reducing the size of the national security apparatus, but for some reason it always starts with emasciating environment, welfare, education sectors.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

BBJoey posted:

what is the strategy here

Barnaby is an idiot with no judgement.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
barnabus needs a better media advisor

Capt.Whorebags
Jan 10, 2005

It’s a long bow to draw, but what does this mean for Kevin Rudd’s fatherhood ambitions?

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

Good work Tasmania swallowing the pokies lies and gun law changes. You have now taken the worst state award from Queensland

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Actually Queensland has been the best state for awhile and I'm looking forward to Vic flipping blue and watching goons go nuts.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

Anidav posted:

I was reading an article about how Labor is about to withdraw support for Work for the Dole and what the gently caress, why are welfare participants anywhere near asbestos?

Because asbestos is everywhere, like rats.

bigis
Jun 21, 2006
QLD was never best state.

bugs-bunny-saw-off-qld.gif

Senor Tron
May 26, 2006


They should push those stories just as hard as the coalition did the insulation scheme deaths.

Reclines Obesily
Jul 24, 2000



Hey Moona!
Slippery Tilde
yeah seriously, mention the danger of work for the dole to kiddies every chance you get especially if you're going to get rid of it

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

Anidav posted:

Actually Queensland has been the best state for awhile and I'm looking forward to Vic flipping blue and watching goons go nuts.

I'd be more concerned about your opinion if you still worked in tele polling. Matthew Guy is a nobody whose platform is a cop on every corner and while there's a lot of poo poo media spruiking The Crime we've already seen what good more cops via PSOs are - which is to say they're not so much upholding the right as shaking down the minority

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CrazyTolradi
Oct 2, 2011

It feels so good to be so bad.....at posting.

Queensland will always be the worst state as it votes in turds like George Christensen, Matt Canavan and Pauline Hanson.

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