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Very dumb
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 23:32 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:10 |
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What a sweetheart, lets play! Ideally for greatest efficiency we'd be planning this in advance with another cat, but you troll humans with the dog you have not the can't you don't.
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# ? Mar 2, 2018 23:38 |
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Dumb.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 00:43 |
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2. Playtime.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 01:11 |
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I do love how we apparently go through things telling ourselves that no, this is purely to manipulate the big lug, we don't actually enjoy playtime when actually we totally do and look for every opportunity to play with the lovable oaf.
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# ? Mar 3, 2018 03:29 |
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Ok, no one thought that playing with Bene was either awesome or terrifying. But two of us believed that it would be dumb and 7 thought it was sweet so let's play with a dog!quote:Playing along involves a game you've never heard of. Bene's tail increases speed, and he skips like a child to see if you actually want to play it with him. Step one involves unusual logistics, like opening the pantry so that both of you can enter. You slide in easily and lever yourself inside the gap, pushing it wider for Bene. He enters with his tail smacking hard on each side of the door. And that is why my family only bought the baby carrots. quote:Outside, in the hallway, you hear stilted goodbyes and the click of a closing front door—and immediately after, a loud "Where do they get these people?" from Andre. Oh...um, well this is awkward. I mean, technically, we didn't do anything. So it's not like we deserve to be punished. But how will we handle the blame fest? 1. Let Bene take the blame, and revel in looking like the good guy. 2. Perform further wild antics to imply I'm the culprit, so Bene escapes the blame. 3. Share the blame. I feel it's only fair. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2 Also, We made friends with Bene!
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 15:32 |
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We need to think about this. If we let Bene take the fall he’s gonna feel hurt and that’s no good, either for our friendship or any potential plans we hatch where Bene is needed as an ally. On the other hand, we’re still new to the house - making ourselves look like troublemakers may not bode well for our future living with these humans. In the end, we should share the blame as this way neither negative outcome will be too much.
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 18:12 |
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Share the blame.
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:23 |
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2. Sure, Andre, I'm entirely responsible. Even for the shredded carrot that was thicker than my neck and is still crumbed around Bene's mouth. You bipedal furless rear end. [wacky exeunt stage thataway]
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:43 |
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Share the blame, I guess. Although a real cat would avoid it whenever possible, I doubt the voting will swing that way.
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 19:48 |
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Share the blame. Also, Bene, is clearly smarter than he looks.
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 21:19 |
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Share the blame even though it's clear- the Dog is the Mastermind!
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# ? Mar 4, 2018 21:31 |
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The entire point of 'befriending the Dog is to be a convenient scapegoat. The Dog did it.
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# ? Mar 5, 2018 10:26 |
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Blame the dog!
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# ? Mar 5, 2018 15:15 |
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HardDiskD posted:Blame the dog!
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# ? Mar 5, 2018 19:02 |
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Ok, only one of us wanted to take all the blame for something we didn't do, and three of us wanted to put all the blame on Bene. But five votes pulled an early lead for sharing, so that's what we'll do!quote:Bene shivers as Andre's accusatory gaze slides back and forth between the two of you. Andre, as the one who always walks him, is clearly the center of his world. The very thought of a scolding from this man almost breaks his doggy heart all on its own. It's clear that letting Bene take all the blame would be not only unfair but also cruel. Ok, after all that, we need to sleep. So, where is our new napping spot? 1. The burgundy sofa in the living room. 2. The first sunny patch I spot. 3. The clothes basket in the laundry room. 4. The sun- and cushion-covered window seat up in Moon's room. 5. The dark safety of the coat closet. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2 Oddly enough, that event didn't affect either Bene or Andre's affection for us. Huh.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 22:47 |
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Clothes basket.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 22:50 |
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Sleep in the sun. 15 hours? I thought cats needed at least 21 if not more!
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 22:53 |
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The sunny spot is the best spot.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 22:58 |
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best spot is sunny spot
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 23:14 |
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Where the sun shines, I sleep.
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# ? Mar 6, 2018 23:16 |
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Sun spots are a fine antidote for a chaotic morning.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 00:30 |
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In the sun.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 02:08 |
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It was less about taking the blame and more about pissing off Andre because it's funny. Anyway, there's two sunny spots. The one that appeals to me is the sunny, cushiony, diplomatic spot to make the small one chillax around us.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 03:33 |
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*Concern.* Moon's window seat.
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# ? Mar 7, 2018 05:15 |
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First sunny spot
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:47 |
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Ok, so there was a lot of votes for sunny spot. But as was pointed out by VivaLa Eeveelution, there are two sunny spots. But I just assumed that all the votes that didn't specify Moon's room were for the first sunny spot because I'm lazy and didn't want to have to wait for everyone to revote/clarify. So we ended up with 1 vote for the clothes basket, 2 votes for Moon's room, and 7 votes for the first sunny spot we find!quote:Your fatigued feline eyes scan the hallway. The windows on each side of the door don't actually face the sun, so you trudge to the living room to check that out. A corner of the big bay window has a triangle of gold moving inward—a patch of sun that will grow as the day shifts on. You plod over, turn once, and flop into a half-formed curve, sleeping with your paws outstretched. Well, short update. And no, I don't think people still use corded phones. At least, I hope not. So, what do we think it is? 1. I think it's the doorbell, and a very impatient visitor. 2. Do people still actually have those big phones on cords? 3. Claire and Andre seem like they'd have a burglar alarm. Maybe there's a burglar. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 23:10 |
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Burglar! We could use some action!
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 23:59 |
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Probably just the doorbell.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:08 |
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Visitor.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:10 |
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Phone
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 01:28 |
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happened twice, it's probably a phone or if it's the doorbell, they're a disrespectful monkey and deserve whatever they get
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 02:13 |
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Phone! We should answer it.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 05:16 |
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It's one of those doorbells, innit? For humans whose claws are too weak to simply scratch the door. Which is all of them these days. A clear epidemic, I say.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 14:46 |
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Ok, so one vote for a burglar and then a tie between phone and doorbell with three votes apiece. Heads is doorbell, tails is phone and... it's tails! It's a phone!quote:You shiver as you stand. The sun has moved on while you were asleep, and it winks cheekily at you from its new spot off to your side. A quick trot, and you're at the living-room door, peering out into the hall. Your whiskers flick as your head moves side to side, looking for the source of the sound. You glance at the hallway table—a decorative, curly-legged piece with no apparent purpose. In this house, it turns out, holding up archaic objects is a purpose in itself. This table's whole existence is to hold up a phone that does not work. It has no chord, just black-and-gold filigree and potential resale value. ...Ok, it looks like we were wrong. It was a doorbell. Anyways, how do we want to handle this guy who apparently beats his cat? 1. He makes people famous. I'll use this as an opportunity to show him I'm awesome and talented. 2. Demurely attract his attention, then turn my rear end to him. That'll show him what I think of cat bashers. 3. Try every manic tactic I know so he'll notice me. Attention from anyone is good. 4. Sit smugly in full view of the window, preventing a powerful man from getting what he wants. quote:Cat Treats Acquired: 2
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 21:20 |
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Time for cat butt.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 21:28 |
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Cat rear time!
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 21:34 |
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Sit smug
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 22:01 |
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Smug cat, best cat
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 22:09 |
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 11:10 |
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Cat Ethic Rule- If you must face someone, do it with your butt.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 22:16 |