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rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

why would he disable their boat? on purpose, i mean.

Last time he interacted with Jonah, he stole their ride back to the city. If he has two rides, Jonah can only steal one!

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gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

rare Magic card l00k posted:

Last time he interacted with Jonah, he stole their ride back to the city. If he has two rides, Jonah can only steal one!

i feel that is underestimating jonah. he'd gladly steal one and set the other on fire.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

why would he disable their boat? on purpose, i mean.

Weren't you paying attention? They were rude to Spidey by not stopping to talk to him. In Pete's book that means they deserve to be stranded in the middle of a huge swamp.

AfroSquirrel
Sep 3, 2011

"Doom by fang?"

"DOOM by fang?"

Is it time for an appearance by :doom:?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


This panel confirms my suspicions JJJ is actually a brain-damaged Dr. Manhatten wearing a JJJ skin suit that is gradually deteriorating.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
The real JJJ is dead in suspended animation.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


AfroSquirrel posted:

"Doom by fang?"

"DOOM by fang?"

Is it time for an appearance by :doom:?

Of Fin Fang Doom?? I agree! Make it happen, ghost writers.

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Saoshyant posted:

Of Fin Fang Doom?? I agree! Make it happen, ghost writers.

better yet

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
SELECT YOUR FIGHTER


Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Yup, absorb all those reptiles into your chest.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I bet the original had them nude from the waist down.

Both of them.

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Snake looking smug as gently caress on that second panel

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Yeah that snake is pulling off Dreamworks Face super hard.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


OK, I got all the reptiles, what now? What was the plan again?

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



Saoshyant posted:

OK, I got all the reptiles, what now? What was the plan again?

he's gonna menace the local golf courses

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Saoshyant posted:

OK, I got all the reptiles, what now? What was the plan again?
GRONK

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Manatee Cannon posted:

he's gonna menace the local golf courses

i'm pro-the lizard now

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Saoshyant posted:

OK, I got all the reptiles, what now? What was the plan again?

Jerusalem posted:

The appearance of Curt Connors and The Hulk just being a precursor to the return of The Serpent Society would be right up this beautiful strip's alley.

No whammies no whammies no whammies :pray:

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Manatee Cannon posted:

he's gonna menace the local golf courses

Mar-a-lago is close to wherever that is, I hope.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

evilmiera posted:

Mar-a-lago is close to wherever that is, I hope.

Trump saves Spider-Man by literally draining the swamp.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

He couldn't let his favorite publisher down now could he?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

mind the walrus posted:

He couldn't let his favorite publisher down now could he?

Rupert Murdoch?

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
That's just ridiculous enough I can see it actually happening.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Yup, absorb all those reptiles into your chest.

The exact same thing happened to MJ before the Lizard showed up, he's not really making things any worse.

evilmiera
Dec 14, 2009

Status: Ravenously Rambunctious

Push El Burrito posted:

Trump saves Spider-Man by literally draining the swamp.

Trump being a character from NSM means the world makes sense again.

Someone make a Photoshop of that scene with the junk food being absorbed but replace our non-dead alien with Trump, if you would.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

It's weird thinking about how those two left New York less than three weeks after Trump was elected and they haven't been back since.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


evilmiera posted:

Trump being a character from NSM means the world makes sense again.

Someone make a Photoshop of that scene with the junk food being absorbed but replace our non-dead alien with Trump, if you would.

gently caress that, I'm not inserting the least likable man in the world into the only comic that still brings me joy.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Lurdiak posted:

gently caress that, I'm not inserting the least likable man in the world into the only comic that still brings me joy.

But imagine Rocket stuffing Trump's totally not dead body into a tiny spaceship.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Do you think if we told Trump he could be the first person on Mars he'd just crawl in by himself?

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!




Maybe he meant "a guy whose suffocation I wasn't personally causing".

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
You act like he remembers either of those fights by now. :v:

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Don't worry, even if the python squeezes him he's got extra air under his moustache.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
tbf, those were months and years ago, which in NSM time is decades and millennia ago.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

When I want to relax, I read an essay by Engels. When I want something more serious, I read Corto Maltese.

Looks like the snake is letting out a plaintive cry in the background.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Samovar posted:

Looks like the snake is letting out a plaintive cry in the background.

of course it is. banner's heading for it from off-panel with his trusty machete.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.



"Webbed menace Spider-Man assaults Chief Editor John Jonah Jameson with python!"

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic

:effort: it's 6:30 in the morning.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

JJJ being drawn like the most sympathetic Hitler I've ever seen.

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head58
Apr 1, 2013

“Luggage-jaws”?

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