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I'm not at my PC, can somebody throw a blindfold on her, maybe give her a cigarette if you're feeling generous? I need this because of reasons
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Renaissance Robot posted:I'm not at my PC, can somebody throw a blindfold on her, maybe give her a cigarette if you're feeling generous? I need this because of reasons do with it what you will 
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Mar 5, 2018 15:15
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Pesky Splinter posted:We've finally got her where we want her; up against the wall. Someone Photoshop in a blindfold and a cigarette Edit: lol my request was so beaten it was fulfilled before i made it Microplastics fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Mar 5, 2018 |
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Mar 5, 2018 15:18
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:do with it what you will this will end well
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:do with it what you will You forgot to have a letter drop off
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:do with it what you will Theresa Bay
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:do with it what you will that just makes her look kind of cool
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Luxury Tent Carpet posted:do with it what you will This Nier Automata crossover is concerning.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:26
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The Brexit Mad Max is looking p sweet
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Pesmerga posted:I’m also working on the principle that anyone that has #FBPE in their twitter handle is an absolute bellend. What does that mean anyway, I've noticed it around a bit. E: feedmegin posted:'Follow Back Pro EU', apparently, on the twitters. Which you know sounds good at first sight but tends to mean people who care about Brexit and only Brexit (since that's the only problem in society today that impinges on their otherwise comfortable lives) and therefore is the domain of the Blairite and the Lib Dem. I regret this knowledge.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:27
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A Buttery Pastry posted:It's the Bulbasaur tattoo. Lol one of my friends had the exact same response when I sent the article to her. That would be too perfect and maybe mum is more reasonable than she first appears. E: is there some sort of pattern on which graun articles allow comments? I've always assumed the CIF ones would but I've noticed quite a few with them disabled. Probably for the best overall but I do like watching sensible folk get dunked on ThomasPaine fucked around with this message at 15:38 on Mar 5, 2018 |
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Mar 5, 2018 15:36
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https://twitter.com/carolinejmolloy/status/970667139643445248?s=21 Cunts.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:38
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Kurtofan posted:holy sjit How awful do you have to be at sex for "the sex is good" and "my girlfriend is not satisfied by the sex" not to be contradictory statements 
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Mar 5, 2018 15:44
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I find it more weird that his first response is to write to the newspaper instead of asking his girlfriend.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:46
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Julio Cruz posted:How awful do you have to be at sex for "the sex is good" and "my girlfriend is not satisfied by the sex" not to be contradictory statements "works4me, good night!"
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Mar 5, 2018 15:46
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This is the sexiest loving thing.
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OwlFancier posted:I find it more weird that his first response is to write to the newspaper instead of asking his girlfriend. maybe that is his girlfriend and he asked her in the most passive-aggressive way possible?
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Also I had lunch with a pro-EU Tory this afternoon and we were discussing the reasons why Brexit happened etc. Quote: "Well, I mean the Working Man has had some tough breaks since 2008, but you have to remember that interest rates and inflation remained really low, so it's not as if it was all bad" 
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Mar 5, 2018 15:52
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Junior G-man posted:Also I had lunch with a pro-EU Tory this afternoon poor decision, imo.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:55
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OwlFancier posted:poor decision, imo. Not mine to make. Bossman say go with to lunch, I go with to lunch. And since it's Brussels, it's two and a half hours and two bottles of wine. I'm ok.
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Mar 5, 2018 15:57
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Junior G-man posted:Also I had lunch with a pro-EU Tory this afternoon and we were discussing the reasons why Brexit happened etc. You don't break bread with Tories. C'mon, these are the basics EDIT - ^^^ Hmph. OK. that can be filed as 'Under Duress'
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Mar 5, 2018 15:57
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What if you club them over the head with a baguette?
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OwlFancier posted:What if you club them over the head with a baguette? is that a club sandwich or an idiot sandwich
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Tesseraction posted:is that a club sandwich or an idiot sandwich In this case, most certainly a club sandwich.
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OwlFancier posted:What if you club them over the head with a baguette? You leave bread out of this. Bread is amazing (especially baguettes) and doesn't need to come into contact with tories.
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Barry Foster posted:You don't break bread with Tories. C'mon, these are the basics laura pidcock was right
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bump_fn posted:laura pidcock was right She was right in saying she couldn't be friends with them, but engaging with and listening to are different - at least to me?
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Mar 5, 2018 16:04
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Someone photoshop Cheryl/Carol in front of the Theresa May Wall
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Speaking of the Revolution and putting people against a wall: quote:Homeless charity helped target rough sleepers to deport
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Here is the Portuguese prime minister a good lad?
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Who are these inept writers the parties are employing? The "make your slogan roughly twice as long as it needs to be" thing needs to go
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Gonzo McFee posted:Here is the Portuguese prime minister a good lad? He’s not a bad lad. They’re a coalition that’s really one of the only unapologetically leftist governments in Europe right now.
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jBrereton posted:The "make your slogan roughly twice as long as it needs to be" thing needs to go
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Guavanaut posted:Not the only thing in that picture that needs to go. 
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Mar 5, 2018 16:48
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Can I register to vote without a national insurance number? Local elections, obviously.
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They've called us up a bunch of times asking similar questions and the answer is always "You have no right to ask that, and I refuse to answer." This is super lovely. Half my job involves getting people with mental illness and disabilities into gyms. While they know they can trust us not to tell the DWP a thing, they have no such promise from leisure centres. Putting the fear into them that their ESA will be cut off if they do some pull ups is incredibly harmful and I absolutely want to punch gently caress out of every person who thought this up and okayed it. They literally just keep getting shittier and I don't know how they manage it. The DWP is a loving weapon, I swear to god.
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Pesmerga posted:He’s not a bad lad. They’re a coalition that’s really one of the only unapologetically leftist governments in Europe right now. Yaaas I went on the rip with his son last night and I was worried he was a tory
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My favourite thing about Portuguese politics is that because it arose as a protest to a right-wing dictator, all the party names are further left than the actual parties. So the conservative party are the Social Democrats, the centre-left are the Socialists and the actual left are the Left Bloc and the Communists.
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