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Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

:psyduck:

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS












Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


His hand is presumably wet: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leidenfrost_effect

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

That bird is not bored. It's discovered that its talons are making an amusing noise against the floorboards and it's using its newfound powers to try to get a rise out of anyone who has a weak enough kung-fu to get agitated, in that adorable retarded-toddler-on-Adderall wont of all domesticated screambirds.

Look. It's starting out by trying to wreck the loving door.


No. Bad lava. How many times I tell you not come in the house huh? Bad lava!

Karate Bastard has a new favorite as of 12:46 on Mar 5, 2018

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS










Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

Legin Noslen
Sep 9, 2004
Fortified with Rhiboflavin

Karate Bastard posted:

That bird is not bored. It's discovered that its talons are making an amusing noise against the floorboards and it's using its newfound powers to try to get a rise out of anyone who has a weak enough kung-fu to get agitated, in that adorable retarded-toddler-on-Adderall wont of all domesticated screambirds.

The bird isn't bored, it just doesn't have anything better to do than to be an annoying piece of poo poo. You know, in the same manner as a bored human being, you loving idiot, you loving imbecile.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Photoshopped word bubble :goonsay:

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010

Legin Noslen posted:

The bird isn't bored, it just doesn't have anything better to do than to be an annoying piece of poo poo. You know, in the same manner as a bored human being, you loving idiot, you loving imbecile.

It's not bored, because it's found something fun to do, namely annoy its human. The bird is, in fact, having fun.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Karate Bastard posted:

That bird is not bored. It's discovered that its talons are making an amusing noise against the floorboards and it's using its newfound powers to try to get a rise out of anyone who has a weak enough kung-fu to get agitated, in that adorable retarded-toddler-on-Adderall wont of all domesticated screambirds.

Look. It's starting out by trying to wreck the loving door.


No. Bad lava. How many times I tell you not come in the house huh? Bad lava!

:chloe:

Poppyseed Poundcake
Feb 23, 2007

I quit

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ARTFzvcLGc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KF76tyWIA98

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core


SMDH if you don't know who James Cromwell is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n61nZNycfBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO_D5ilNoZA

Brewmaster
Dec 10, 2007

Hi! I'm awkward.

This one hits a little too close to home.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005


That's who you have issue with being on that? He's right next to Keith David ffs.

Oxygen Deficiency
May 19, 2008




Why the gently caress is Keith David on here??

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Blackchamber
Jan 25, 2005

Oxygen Deficiency posted:

Why the gently caress is Keith David on here??

Yes, thank you. Make them go rear end to rear end.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

This Loss sucks

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen


Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling




Blessed post.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

This one would've been better with "It's the children who are wrong", but good effort I guess.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Oxygen Deficiency posted:

Why the gently caress is Keith David on here??

No kidding, shoulda put David Keith instead

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


nice

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Only the penitent man shall pass the sobriety test.

Pershing
Feb 21, 2010

John "Black Jack" Pershing
Hard Fucking Core

Blackchamber posted:

That's who you have issue with being on that? He's right next to Keith David ffs.

Look man I ain't got time to educate everybody.

Yestermoment
Jul 27, 2007


Troubles
Dirk
Hordor
Tina the Telepath
Skeptical Sue
William
Radical Larry
Shrimply Pibbles
Timmy Tumbo
Jimmy Jumbo
Boo Benis
Billy Baldwin
Baldy Baldwin
Benedict Cumberbatch
Groteenis Snorbty
David Mitchell

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Me likee!

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
In memory of Deakins finally winning an Oscar for Cinematography...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbPcwDnqrOo

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006

RyokoTK posted:

Only the penitent man shall pass the sobriety test.

Legit annoyed that you're quoting the clue for the Breath of God when it's clearly depicting the Path of God.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
Things are heating up in the Indiana Jones fandom

Brutakas
Oct 10, 2012

Farewell, marble-dwellers!
Let's talk breath of god for a moment. "The penitent man will pass" is the clue that leads to kneeling in order to duck under the sawblade. However, Indy needed to do a roll because there is a second sawblade that comes out of the ground, perpendicular to the first. That second blade seems like it would ruin everyone's day, kneeling or not. Which leads to some questions about the whole endeavor:

Why is the clue insufficient?

Is Indy working off of an outdated model of prostration (ie doing rolls instead of kneeling)?


"The penitent man is humble before God" more like "The penitent man should tumble before God".

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Brutakas posted:

"The penitent man is humble before God" more like "The penitent man should tumble before God".

I'm interested in hearing more about the Gospel According to Brutakas.

Dragonstoned
Jan 15, 2006

MR. DOG WITH BEES IN HIS MOUTH AND WHEN HE BARKS HE SHOOTS BEES AT YOU
by Roger Hargreaves


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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Brutakas posted:

Let's talk breath of god for a moment. "The penitent man will pass" is the clue that leads to kneeling in order to duck under the sawblade. However, Indy needed to do a roll because there is a second sawblade that comes out of the ground, perpendicular to the first. That second blade seems like it would ruin everyone's day, kneeling or not. Which leads to some questions about the whole endeavor:

Why is the clue insufficient?

Is Indy working off of an outdated model of prostration (ie doing rolls instead of kneeling)?


"The penitent man is humble before God" more like "The penitent man should tumble before God".

Cracked tackled that one a while back.

http://www.cracked.com/article_25082_the-horrifying-easter-egg-everyone-missed-in-indiana-jones.html

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