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the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

ya'll this is the greatest crab music video of all time, FACTS, i do not PLAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd6NTD1wf4

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
old bay goes great with crab

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVeSsNCP-Nw

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

the black husserl posted:

ya'll this is the greatest crab music video of all time, FACTS, i do not PLAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=evd6NTD1wf4

I giggle with pure unadulterated glee every time see a little crab gettin a free ride on the back of a big crab.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I wish I could have red crabs as pets, the ones that migrate in the millions. They probably do really poorly in captivity, though.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they'd be fine until april when they migrate 10,000 miles back home to breed

at that time you better brace for impact when they tear your house open to escape

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wish this was me :alllears:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3jFTzhdZF4

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Lockwell posted:

If you keep hermit crabs this is what you can constantly expect to happen.




I just wanted to say I *really* like this

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Eat all the crabs.

Altair Knight
Jun 1, 2006

LingcodKilla posted:

Eat all the crabs.

We shall spare but a few... so we can have more.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB




My biggest victim from last season.



My head collection.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:

Lockwell posted:

If you keep hermit crabs this is what you can constantly expect to happen.




This is snipping hilarious!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Vladimir Poutine posted:

Some Christmas Island spam. There have been various attempts by the Australian government to not have mass crab genocide by closing roads and building crab underpasses and bridges.








Just equip all cars with this

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

LingcodKilla posted:



My biggest victim from last season.



My head collection.

make a suit of armor wear their skins and eat them and become them

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Who What Now posted:

Are those last pictures all crab cum?

or crab poo?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


SniperWoreConverse posted:

make a suit of armor wear their skins and eat them and become them

They become brittle as they dry out.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I went to the pet store and they had some Halloween crabs, and now I want them.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
http://i.imgur.com/TuwtHbi.gifv

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

whats this from



whats this from

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
when you don't have enough crabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p8esAlaNxRM

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

Saw this at Goodwill

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!



gently caress crabs, mud lobster supremacy.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Looks like a poop log.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Better for hiding, unlike the gaudy crab.

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

KiteAuraan posted:

Better for hiding, unlike the gaudy crab.

Whoa chill guy crabs and mud lobsters are like really closely related, and we’re not in the business of picking teams here. If it’s got an exoskeleton and a bunch of legs then it’s all good! :cheers:

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
did someone say gaudy crab?

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zesty
Jan 17, 2012

The Great Twist
The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS > SomethingClawful: Unity through Crab Mentality

Zesty fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Mar 5, 2018

ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Zesty posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS > SomethingClawful: Unity through Crab Mentality

Crabs bring peace because crabs are life.

~Namaste

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea


that IS cool

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.

I've had dreams like this.....

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Zesty posted:

The Something Awful Forums > Main > GBS > SomethingClawful: Unity through Crab Mentality

Make it so

Lockwell
Mar 31, 2010

Danke schon, na na, Danke schon.
Does anyone else keep any other sorts of crustaceans? I also have crayfish and I consider them honorary crabs.

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ContraBoss
Dec 6, 2005

Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Lockwell posted:

Does anyone else keep any other sorts of crustaceans? I also have crayfish and I consider them honorary crabs.

Yes, in fact I have a thriving colony of pillbugs in my crabitat that mill around whenever I mist the tank.

Thats right up your alley, right? RIGHT? :haw:

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