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spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Grem posted:

How does the plumbing work? What happens if your toilet is above someone else's bedroom?

You put the pipes horizontally out the side of the bathroom.

As it rotates, the poop is flung out into the street. Problem solved!



(Only poor people and foreigners will get drenched in poop as they walk below. But they aren't rich, so they don't matter)

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cable Guy posted:

Australian internet is so bad for gaming that roles are often excluded to Australians in squads from different countries. In Eve (a terrible spaceship game)™ for instance, if you were camping a gate with a group of goons, you'd not likely be picked as a drone trigger because no matter how fast your twitch reflexes were, you'd still have to make up for lag. On the other hand though, going through gate camps was marginally easier because game mechanics meant the lag was now in your favour.

gently caress Australian Internet. gently caress it in the urethra with a rusty nail...



Time to be :smuggo: !

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

Man don't tell me I get to be smug about my internet speed for once!



I normally get 95/38 but it's peak hour, so that seems fine.
Is that through mobile data, or a landline?

Humphreys posted:

Time to be :smuggo: !


Uh... same question I guess.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Cable Guy posted:

Is that through mobile data, or a landline?

Uh... same question I guess.

Landline, HFC 100 plan.

I don't know why it defaulted to that server, it usually goes to the Internode one, same as yours. Before I got this installed, I had basically the same internet as yours.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

Landline, HFC 100 plan.

I don't know why it defaulted to that server, it usually goes to the Internode one, same as yours. Before I got this installed, I had basically the same internet as yours.
A friend just had confirmation that after 45 days loving round with Telstra she's getting her net connected tomorrow... I don't think it's an NBN area yet. I told her to take the cool-off and change to iiNet, but two friends chimed in saying Telstra was BETTER.
.. :psyduck:
Someone even suggested Dodo.
:psypop:
I worked tech support at both of those places before they were moved offshore... I know how badly they treat customers because I did the indoctrination.... :argh:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Man, loving Telstra. I moved into an apartment in St Kilda in 2008, and wanted a landline phone. Didn't think that was too much to ask of the national phone company. They gave me a connection date, November 4th - I remember because it was the day Obama won the election. The 4th came and went with no phone connection. I called them from work the next day, and they couldn't tell me why the connection hadn't gone through - "It was scheduled for the 4th, I'm not sure why it didn't work". It took the third person I was speaking to on that call to realise that the date had been entered as 04-NOV-2080.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Memento posted:

Man, loving Telstra. I moved into an apartment in St Kilda in 2008, and wanted a landline phone. Didn't think that was too much to ask of the national phone company. They gave me a connection date, November 4th - I remember because it was the day Obama won the election. The 4th came and went with no phone connection. I called them from work the next day, and they couldn't tell me why the connection hadn't gone through - "It was scheduled for the 4th, I'm not sure why it didn't work". It took the third person I was speaking to on that call to realise that the date had been entered as 04-NOV-2080.
2008...? Yeah, I was probably that third call. We'd get person after person ringing up with the wrong spelling for primary username. We weren't allowed to offer them a change of username... only thing we were allowed to do was offer them one year free additional email address on that username. You can imagine the poo poo we'd cop. After about five in one day I ended up sending an all-sales email urging them to check the spelling with the customer, that it was fostering rage with our clientele and asking if they could lift their game. I think that may have been why I was sacked..
Edit: On reflection... November? Nope, I was sacked by then.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

my new internet is great, but my friend in dallas has gigabit internet and it's ridiculous

Buff Skeleton
Oct 24, 2005

GotLag posted:

NBN has been a fiasco, thanks Libs!

gently caress these morons, though:


"We choose not to open a bunch of mail then pretend this means we never received it"

I can kinda sympathize with that aspect though since, at least here in the states, we get tons and TONS of snail mail spam addressed to "Current Resident" instead of an actual person. I've never once seen anything legit addressed that way -- it's always junk mail.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

LifeSunDeath posted:


my new internet is great, but my friend in dallas has gigabit internet and it's ridiculous

Yeah, it's pretty nice.



That's probably limited some by my router. It's plenty fast so I haven't bothered upgrading it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Deteriorata posted:

Yeah, it's pretty nice.



That's probably limited some by my router. It's plenty fast so I haven't bothered upgrading it.

drat, but yeah you're missing out on some speed there, you could always just plug directly into the modem if you're not willing to upgrade your router/wireless card.

fist4jesus
Nov 24, 2002

Cable Guy posted:

A friend just had confirmation that after 45 days loving round with Telstra she's getting her net connected tomorrow... I don't think it's an NBN area yet. I told her to take the cool-off and change to iiNet, but two friends chimed in saying Telstra was BETTER.
.. :psyduck:
Someone even suggested Dodo.
:psypop:
I worked tech support at both of those places before they were moved offshore... I know how badly they treat customers because I did the indoctrination.... :argh:
I worked as a aus telco you might know.

One thing I will say is we had hour long hold times most nights and we would laugh so hard when getting that last call,
saying hello a couple of times and hearing someone in the backgound scramble and scream dont hang up before...well hanging up.

Or getting clients that had been on hold for just as long to unplug their phone while troubleshooting.

fist4jesus fucked around with this message at 05:29 on Mar 7, 2018

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Buff Skeleton posted:

I can kinda sympathize with that aspect though since, at least here in the states, we get tons and TONS of snail mail spam addressed to "Current Resident" instead of an actual person. I've never once seen anything legit addressed that way -- it's always junk mail.

Yeah if official gov't docs are getting sent to "resident" then l o loving l

Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.

IPCRESS posted:

Trusting a green light? That's a paddlin' pancakin'.

e: I think it's a solid green, the flash is because of typical camera stroboscope voodoo.

The flashing is because modern traffic lights are arrays of LEDs which rely on flashing fast enough for humans to see it as solid light due to persistence of vision. Some dashcams are either out of sync with the flashing or running at a high enough framerate to see the dim parts of their cycle.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Grem posted:

How does the plumbing work? What happens if your toilet is above someone else's bedroom?

Sewage helicopters for every apartment.

Plumbing is mostly an afterthought in that area anyway.

Ornamental Dingbat fucked around with this message at 19:30 on Mar 6, 2018

CollegeCop
Jul 11, 2005

You're right. I'm not a real cop. Those are imaginary handcuffs. And in a minute, we'll be going to the make-believe jail.
Fell into the YouTube "related videos" abyss during lunch today. Stumbled on this. Couldn't look away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07m_7-sIpE

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


ok just checking but

did multiple people literally just post screenshots of their internet speed reports in this thread

lol

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

chrisgt posted:

The ones I've used have a beefy reinforced gearbox, a lot more skookum than your average string trimmer. The blades are also designed for the purpose, you don't just bolt a dado on there and hope for the best.

Based on the guard being plastic and so far away, the one in the pictures looks pretty suspect... Looks like someone bolted a skill saw blade to their string trimmer. The proper ones have a metal guard almost half way around the blade so if it does frag you don't lose your shins.

Great use of “skookum” there. Hell yeah.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE


This sounds awful, I went to the carousel bar in NOLA and after an hour I felt awful and couldn't sit there anymore, I can't imagine being in a building for work (much less living) for 8 hours feeling that way.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

MF_James posted:

This sounds awful, I went to the carousel bar in NOLA and after an hour I felt awful and couldn't sit there anymore

lightweight, carousel is great

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

Slotducks posted:

How do those things *not* break and just fly into your unprotected shin?

Having used one a million times. The trick is to not do that. Be quick and watch for barbed wire. Can the blade shatter? Yes. Just be quick. Avoid wearing shorts. If you do, wear the brown ones.

Just like plunge cutting with a chainsaw. Tip your head to the side so that you only lose a shoulder if it kicks on you.

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

boner confessor posted:

lightweight, carousel is great

I had also been drinking for ~10 hours at that point, I don't do well with motions that I am unable to control when I'm on the cusp of blacking out.

ringu0
Feb 24, 2013


MF_James posted:

I had also been drinking for ~10 hours at that point, I don't do well with motions that I am unable to control when I'm on the cusp of blacking out.
how do you even exist on this here god's green constantly spinning earth

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

sandoz posted:

ok just checking but

did multiple people literally just post screenshots of their internet speed reports in this thread

lol

As a consolation I just ran this one while operating a forklift:

MF_James
May 8, 2008
I CANNOT HANDLE BEING CALLED OUT ON MY DUMBASS OPINIONS ABOUT ANTI-VIRUS AND SECURITY. I REALLY LIKE TO THINK THAT I KNOW THINGS HERE

INSTEAD I AM GOING TO WHINE ABOUT IT IN OTHER THREADS SO MY OPINION CAN FEEL VALIDATED IN AN ECHO CHAMBER I LIKE

ringu0 posted:

how do you even exist on this here god's green constantly spinning earth

lol there's a difference between a bar with a circumference of 30' and the earth spinning.

I also can't read in a car, boat or airplane because I get motion sick from focusing on the pages for more than 10-15 seconds.

Artemis J Brassnuts
Jan 2, 2009
I regret😢 to inform📢 I am the most sexually🍆 vanilla 🍦straight 📏 dude😰 on the planet🌎

SniperWoreConverse posted:

I've been exposed to lead in the past and now I'm an idiot rear end in a top hat so it's extremely plausible. IMO. but I can't be sure it was the lead, it could have been many other continuous bad life choices I made for several years around that time.

Iirc when the adult body finds itself with lead most forms are deposited in bone and it takes 30 years to get liberated and excreted. Chelation doesn't work unless you are acutely exposed because to rectify chronic exposure you'd have to dissolve loving bones.

It's substantially worse for kids, brutally terribly worse.

I'd be interested to see if there's also a black mold hypothesis. I remember looking that poo poo up and I guess it causes pretty extreme RNA damage, especially in nerve cells.

I don't know how actually accurate any of this is but it's my current understanding.
From a few pages back, but - a friend of mine was involved in related research for his doctorate. They handed out air quality monitors to people living in various areas over a large metropolitan area and found a strong correlation between air pollution and crime / bad grades. Even controlling for wealth, there's mounting evidence that exposure to pollutants at a young age can impair cognitive development, even at levels considered "safe".

My take on it (I'm definitely not an academic) is that every generation is horrified at what the previous generation willingly exposed itself to. I'm sure that in 30 years I'll have to explain to my son that in my day it was perfectly normal to use sunscreen or whatever, and in another 30 years he'll be explaining to his kid that uploading your brain to the internet "seemed harmless at the time".

Clayton Bigsby
Apr 17, 2005

chrisgt posted:

You learn two things using it long enough. First, how to avoid kickbacks like that. Second, how to stay out of the path of the kickback. I've done a lot of jobs where someone didn't mow a section of their lawn for 10 years and suddenly they want it to be lawn again. It's an extremely useful tool for that. So is a backhoe, but that's not always practical...

I use a Husqvarna one (old 250RX if I remember right), and it being attached to a harness makes it physically impossible to get the spinning blade anywhere near my body. Still gotta be careful and wear proper protective gear though!

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

CollegeCop posted:

Fell into the YouTube "related videos" abyss during lunch today. Stumbled on this. Couldn't look away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07m_7-sIpE

Amazing Techniques Woodworking You Have Never Seen - How To Installation A Wooden Staircase Treads

"Bare feet are fine for most woodworking situations, but you may want to find appropriate PPE before you start pouring teakettles full of boiling glue all over the floor! We find open toed flip flops to work well!" :pseudo:

IPCRESS
May 27, 2012

CollegeCop posted:

Fell into the YouTube "related videos" abyss during lunch today. Stumbled on this. Couldn't look away.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H07m_7-sIpE

He forgot the insulation. Also, without a window at the landing to let light in, how will anyone safely navigate those?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Change the name to Lake Fulladookie

mostlygray
Nov 1, 2012

BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

That's an awesome video. I go through quite a bit of BLO. It's my favorite finish. I always shake the rag out and leave it loose on the concrete floor for a few days because I'm lazy. I sweep everything up every week or so.

I'm a safety master!

I always thought that oils had to be in a sealed container. to auto-ignite. I will be much more careful going forward. I've got all kinds of solvents and fuel sitting around. From now on, I'll let BLO cure before throwing away.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

mostlygray posted:

I always thought that oils had to be in a sealed container. to auto-ignite. I will be much more careful going forward. I've got all kinds of solvents and fuel sitting around. From now on, I'll let BLO cure before throwing away.

I know an older guy who had his workshop burn down over the weekend once, traced back to a pile of oily rags.

He took the insurance money and retired after selling the block to a real estate developer.

I guess the moral of this story is to always clump your oily rags in a pile :shrug:

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Memento posted:

I know an older guy who had his workshop burn down over the weekend once, traced back to a pile of oily rags.

He took the insurance money and retired after selling the block to a real estate developer.

I guess the moral of this story is to always clump your oily rags in a pile :shrug:

The first movie studio I worked at burned down this way. Spontaneous combustion of oily rags during a summer hot spell.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

boner confessor posted:

he has some goofy bespoke patented system based on dynamic couplings or something. he's been saying the tower will be built in a few years for the last decade

https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB123432213609971519

the biggest problem i see with it is that it allows you, the resident, to choose your view and freely rotate your unit... but you're not the only unit on the floor. so is everyone constantly trying to rotate the same floor, fighting their neighbors input?

lol if you can't afford an apartment the size of an entire floor

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Cable Guy posted:

Is that through mobile data, or a landline?

Uh... same question I guess.

$75 NBN plan, granted it's unlimited data so my torrentbox gets a hell of a punishment. When I've called about an issue they comments 'oh you really do use the data!'

Fo3
Feb 14, 2004

RAAAAARGH!!!! GIFT CARDS ARE FUCKING RETARDED!!!!

(I need a hug)

Memento posted:

Girl critical after electric shock from tap while watering garden


How does that happen? I guess it has something to do with a badly installed grounding cable on the water pipe?

I read some more and it turned out to be an open circuit neutral fault, so earth become neutral and can still give you shocks with a/c. It was a rental house so by WA law it should have RCDs and proper earth stake etc. The RCDs did trip, then the mum reset it back on* and then the girl got a shock.
E: RCDs sometimes don't trip with this fault as neutral is directed connected to earth behind a switchboard anyway, but it did in this case.

*(must have held it or something because the mum says she also got a shock from the switchboard)

Fo3 fucked around with this message at 18:35 on Mar 7, 2018

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

we had a change of government and they went "Eh, the internet isn't all that important is it? And putting into fibreoptic cables to every single house in Australia is going to be way too expensive!" so they downgraded the maximum speed to 25 Mbit/s and went with a FTTN (Fibre to the node) system where they installed fibreoptic cable to a cabinet somewhere in the neighbourhood and kept the good old fashioned copper cables to the individual houses.

There is nothing wrong with copper over short distances. AT&Ts U-verse is DSL hit with a pretty big marketing hammer and they have no problem offering symmetric gig service.

At least 1/2 the pictures in that link are 'I don't know what I'm looking at and it looks messy therefore bad'. A few of them are pretty bad, but for the most part they are good examples of the resiliency of the copper plant as very few actually have damaged splices. A few are poo poo-tastic work beyond what would be end of the telco's responsibility in the US.

Wobbulated
Apr 24, 2007

by sebmojo

C.M. Kruger posted:

Australian internet: 6 down, 1 up

If it makes you feel better Alaska's is significantly worse.

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Wobbulated posted:

If it makes you feel better Alaska's is significantly worse.

Is it so bad that you have to game on AK only servers to get a good ping still?

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Wobbulated
Apr 24, 2007

by sebmojo

HEY NONG MAN posted:

Is it so bad that you have to game on AK only servers to get a good ping still?

Not a gamer but it wouldn't surprise me. We still had dialup until way into the 2000s. With our new upgrade I'm looking at 6 MBps but it was 3 and change until about a month ago.

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