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Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Lord Hydronium posted:

The coffee must be cold.

Nope, it's just white coffee. :mmmsmug:

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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS






Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


I like big fruits, and I cannot lie.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Now we need a penis-shaped variety for this to mate to

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Snowglobe of Doom posted:

You can get suitcase covers with your face printed on them so you can pick them out easier on luggage carousels

WHERE

holy poo poo I need this now

E-

So I found some on AliExpress, I think I just want this one:


Extra credit:

Snowy has a new favorite as of 02:07 on Mar 7, 2018

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

wayfinder posted:

Now we need a penis-shaped variety for this to mate to

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
No ring.

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Standing on the cast iron shore, yeah
Lady Madonna trying to make ends meet, yeah
Looking through the rear end onion

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

It is a ring.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost
X-post (mine) from AFP thread:

quote:

Saw actual food porn a couple days ago while grocery shopping. Vein and all:



Publix: Where shopping is definitely a pleasure.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Zipperelli. posted:

X-post (mine) from AFP thread:

That's not what "organic" means.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Jedit posted:

That's not what "organic" means.

Counter-point: ORGANic

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

No gape, either. Assholes besides goatse exist.

Broaden your horizons.

Stretch yourself.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

KnifeWrench posted:

No gape, either. Assholes besides goatse exist.

Broaden your horizons.

Stretch yourself.

:lol:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Rock bottom.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Buzzfeed staff researcher reveal yourself

https://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/not-photos-of-dicks

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

The answer will loving amaze you...

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The side handle of this:


You can get suitcase covers with your face printed on them so you can pick them out easier on luggage carousels

I like that guys dress

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Holy god. Even shaved.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

Spinster posted:

Holy god. Even shaved.

this one is amazing.
does anyone know the subreddit for images like this thread? they are like crack for me.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

ladron posted:

this one is amazing.
does anyone know the subreddit for images like this thread? they are like crack for me.

That last one is particularly like crack.

RudeVegetables
Jul 23, 2007
That turnip looks just like a thingy!
Fallen Rib

Now this is a post for me! Why thankyou kind person :)

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I have seen people with what looks like a ball sack on their chin, but have never seen a whole dick chin before.

Zil has a new favorite as of 19:15 on Mar 14, 2018

Cichlidae
Aug 12, 2005

ME LOVE
MAKE RED LIGHT


Dr. Infant, MD
Looks like tits 'n tassels to me.

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

I get that the dick is supposed to be a smile but I'm having a real hard fukken time consistently seeing it as such.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

TopHatGenius posted:

I get that the dick is supposed to be a smile but I'm having a real hard fukken time consistently seeing it as such.

It looks concerned at its dick

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Bobby Digital posted:

It looks concerned at its dick

Everything will be fine.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


TopHatGenius posted:

I get that the dick is supposed to be a smile but I'm having a real hard fukken time consistently seeing it as such.

It's because there's another mouth above it. Cover the little frowny mouth (what is that even supposed to be) with your finger and it suddenly looks a lot less weird.

om nom nom
Jul 23, 2011

om nom nom nom nom nom nom
Grimey Drawer

My brain is switching between a concerned look at his dick and a concerned look at her breasts, which have their nipples pierced and connected by a chain/rope.

BuckT.Trend
Apr 22, 2003

My god, it's full of stars!

Dick Trauma posted:

Everything will be fine.

If there’s anyone I trust about dick trauma, it’s Dick Trauma. :holy:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

om nom nom posted:

My brain is switching between a concerned look at his dick and a concerned look at her breasts, which have their nipples pierced and connected by a chain/rope.

This is precisely what happened to me. I have to force myself to see the smile and I instantly lose it to one or the other.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

What's the line above the not-penis supposed to be? Is that meant to be a nose?

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Picnic Princess posted:

This is precisely what happened to me. I have to force myself to see the smile and I instantly lose it to one or the other.

Literally did not realize that was what it was supposed to be until you said that. Still can't quite see it.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es
for real thought it was a jump rope

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Vagabundo posted:

What's the line above the not-penis supposed to be? Is that meant to be a nose?

A nose is the only thing I can think of that makes any amount of sense. But the other buildings don't have one.

ladron posted:

for real thought it was a jump rope

My mind is still telling me that that's what it is.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Vagabundo posted:

What's the line above the not-penis supposed to be? Is that meant to be a nose?

Yeah, I think that's supposed to be a nose but it looks like a concerned mouth instead. I got the whole "concerned about this rope on my boobs" image out of that one. Considering that one building is looking at it and the other building is really crowding the middle one it looks like a very, very unfriendly scene is about to happen.

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Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


And? Kids need to learn that it happens to everyone sometimes.

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