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Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

i didn't eat lunch because i expected a big heap o' dick for dinner and i'm hungry

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freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

bob dobbs is dead posted:

the nytimes page also has the results even for state house, lol

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas-primary-election

wtf it's gone now

Mandoric
Mar 15, 2003

Ruzihm posted:

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galenanorth
May 19, 2016

freckle posted:

wtf it's gone now

If it's because it became too much work, this is what overpromising and failure to deliver looks like

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
Yeah the failing New York Times has removed their trackers for everything but statewide office and what they have declared battleground US house districts or whatever

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Texas Tribune here has everything but it's a bit slower: https://apps.texastribune.org/elections/2018/primary-election-results/

No results in HD63 yet.

Mark Roy is losing in neighboring HD64 though which makes me glad in a relative sense.

BrutalistMcDonalds has issued a correction as of 03:25 on Mar 7, 2018

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

oh my god I can’t handle this

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



sucks that neither you or your opponent got a single vote

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Shear Modulus posted:

sucks that neither you or your opponent got a single vote

they didnt even vote for themselves, dang

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
https://enrpages.sos.state.tx.us/public/mar06_324_race62.htm

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

did you win

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

cuntman.net posted:

did you win

He won our hearts

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
goddamn

179 districts to go

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

our dick was so powerful that THE ESTABLISHMENT had to end democracy forever

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

off to a great start here lol

i believe in u richard wolf

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Comrayn posted:

Yeah the failing New York Times has removed their trackers for everything but statewide office and what they have declared battleground US house districts or whatever

It's back up.

https://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/texas-primary-election

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




hes passed the 420 vote barrier

nothing can stop him

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


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            つ

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

bob dobbs is dead posted:

179 districts to go

A Big Fuckin Hornet
Nov 1, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
awoouu (dick Howl)

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
2244 pieces of poo poo reporting in

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




his opponent has 1488 (nazi number) + 666 (devil number) + 88 (nazi number) + 2 (number of times she has a nazi number, denial of holy trinity) votes

not good for her imo!!!!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh god

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
In Texas you can vote in either primary so I assume a bunch of conniving republicans voted in the dem primary to sabotage Richard "the Dick" Wolf.

cuntman.net
Mar 1, 2013

this site does NOT update every 6 minutes

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

richard was a fool to go up against a candidate with the power of harry potter and hamilton on her side

Huragok
Sep 14, 2011
I keep telling people: democracy. doesn't. work.

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

dictatorship of the dick

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008



the cumback begins!!!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




needle i charge you w wolfpower :woof:

Metal Cat
Dec 25, 2017
*monocle drops* Were the memes not powerful enough?

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




early count always favors goon despair, dont worry!!!!!!

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
this is worse than doobie’s dog house

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
well it's, like, truly about the friends we made along the way...

right???

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008

Squizzle posted:

early count always favors goon despair, dont worry!!!!!!

ah, just like 2016 election night. Stop freaking out guys everything will come together later this is to be expected!

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Comrayn posted:

ah, just like 2016 election night. Stop freaking out guys everything will come together later this is to be expected!

nah we're good, I remember the early early count like this favoring hillary in TX by a complete and utter landslide




much like this

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch
im basically comparing the dick wolf to trump here

Sojenus
Dec 28, 2008

i'm a dick or bust voter

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
need a "don't blame me, i voted for dick wolf" bumper sticker

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