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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
did the ballot list him as wolf, dick

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sojenus posted:

i'm a dick or bust voter

Slamhound
Mar 27, 2010

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

well it's, like, truly about the friends we made along the way...

right???

I hate all you bastards.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

need a "don't blame me, i voted for dick wolf" bumper sticker

DICK WOLF WOULD HAVE WON

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Muppets On PCP posted:

did the ballot list him as wolf, dick

he went with richard, like an idiot.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
missed out on getting the confused law and order fan vote

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

freckle posted:

he went with richard, like an idiot.

gotta show 'em the dick

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


wrap it up folks it's all over

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




slouch posted:

wrap it up folks it's all over

whats the pop size in the texas 63

is that one precinct a massive one or what

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
I am leaving the bar for work so unless you just want to drive to Denton to go to a dead bar you should not

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
who cares squizzle

this mother fucker needs to go get lost in the woods right NOW

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Lol milkdrinkers itt all shook

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Squizzle posted:

whats the pop size in the texas 63

is that one precinct a massive one or what

Its the early vote

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
rural areas report first, wolf’s gonna clean up in the major cities and overtake

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
its a drat suburb, decorum will win.

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


ScrubLeague posted:

I am leaving the bar for work so unless you just want to drive to Denton to go to a dead bar you should not

sorry i got caught up in a conversation with my ex gf who needed me to give her some of my depression drugs because she ran out

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Its the early vote

ooh ok

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





shengji plz do needful to that and this post requesting needful things

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Your fault for believing in electoralism and not taking your 500 voter strong vanguard party and engaging in revolutionary terror.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Nanomashoes posted:

Your fault for believing in electoralism and not taking your 500 voter strong vanguard party and engaging in revolutionary terror.

Junkiebev
Jan 18, 2002


Feel the progress.

he should have visited wisconsin once imho

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

slouch posted:

sorry i got caught up in a conversation with my ex gf who needed me to give her some of my depression drugs because she ran out

u son of a bicth

slouch
Mar 10, 2009


since the bigger house race (d26) has 14k total votes so far and my district is like half of theres i still think theres a bunch of unreported votes

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
dick clinch

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
wait this guy didn’t even go to the bar? another goon project failure

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
wolf wolf wolf wolf

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
it's gonna come down to that crucial town: DISH, Texas

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

goddammit i just found out about this and now i realize why people in c-spam have been talking about "dick wolf" for the past couple of months. sorry that i'm too late

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
1 precinct only still?

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

bob dobbs is dead posted:

1 precinct only still?

fucken rigged man

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

Lol milkdrinkers itt all shook

Marxalot
Dec 24, 2008

Appropriator of
Dan Crenshaw's Eyepatch

Taintrunner posted:

dick clinch

we're banking on the jelqing vote

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


freckle posted:

fucken rigged man

counts delayed while the shove the correct votes into the furnace

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
well I'll say it, the people in this state are cowards

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
we had paper ballots at my polling place, and you shoved them into a scantron after and didn't get any confirmation of your votes, so idk what the Koch Money situation is but I assume they're just owning us

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

ScrubLeague posted:

we had paper ballots at my polling place, and you shoved them into a scantron after and didn't get any confirmation of your votes, so idk what the Koch Money situation is but I assume they're just owning us

this is the same poo poo they do here

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

ScrubLeague posted:

we had paper ballots at my polling place, and you shoved them into a scantron after and didn't get any confirmation of your votes, so idk what the Koch Money situation is but I assume they're just owning us
in NY we have the same thing except the machines tell you when it's scanned

The Aardvark
Aug 19, 2013


:f5::f5::f5:

Caithness
Nov 10, 2012

HEY!!!
YOU CAN SEE ME, CAN'T YOU? THEN WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME!?
So are there 180 precincts or are there 46?

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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
neo- libs not reporting their districts count because they cant believe their safe vanilla ice cream isnt winning

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