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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

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The_end
May 17, 2014

How many peed in the pool?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Wow there are some real stinkers and stretches in-between bonafide classics on that map.

"Near Dark" "Badlands" and "Mr. Jingles?" Who could ever forget!?

Also why is Close Encounters there? That's one of the happiest movies I've ever seen.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

mind the walrus posted:

Wow there are some real stinkers and stretches in-between bonafide classics on that map.

"Near Dark" "Badlands" and "Mr. Jingles?" Who could ever forget!?

Also why is Close Encounters there? That's one of the happiest movies I've ever seen.

Badlands, as in Terrence Malick's first film? I mean, I haven't seen it, maybe it sucks, but I know it's very well thought of

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Near Dark is a drat fine film.

But I assume that that is Indeed :thejoke: and you are creating a humorous juxtaposition between two great and well regarded films and a third bad one as per the rule of threes.

FreudianSlippers has a new favorite as of 01:22 on Mar 7, 2018

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Fine fine. I'm standing by Mr. Jingles though :colbert:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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California should have been Tales From the Hood.

holttho
May 21, 2007

Glad to see Giant Spider Invasion finally made the list!

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

I'm happy that someone else out there loves Pumpkinhead.

leethasbro
Apr 11, 2005

Rat Enthusiast
I realize I'm arguing with a jpeg here but isn't Evil Dead set in Michigan?

Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Connecticut's should be A Haunting in Connecticut.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

leethasbro posted:

I realize I'm arguing with a jpeg here but isn't Evil Dead set in Michigan?
I think it's in Tennessee the same way Nightmare on Elm Street is totally set in Ohio with all its California license plates and palm trees.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

leethasbro posted:

I realize I'm arguing with a jpeg here but isn't Evil Dead set in Michigan?

Nope, they're Michigan State students but they go to Tennessee.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Horror Content:


Highest Res I could find, sadly

Legend (if you're weak):

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

The MSJ posted:

The original one wasn't exactly all sweet either. Look at the middle guy. You know that giant 'pop has smashed the knees of several wise guys who tried to sell non-guild candies.



lmao Clint Howard, Ron's ugly brother.

Ape Has Killed Ape
Sep 15, 2005


Thanks to this map I now know that the cabin they filmed The Evil Dead in is an hour drive from my house.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Thanks to this map I now know that the cabin they filmed The Evil Dead in is an hour drive from my house.

don't do it dude

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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College Slice

In what world is Interview a horror film and not just homoerotica?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Dienes posted:

In what world is Interview a horror film and not just homoerotica?

It's frightening how bad the squeal was.

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Dienes posted:

In what world is Interview a horror film and not just homoerotica?

Most of the rural states. Mainly because of the homoerotica.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dienes posted:

In what world is Interview a horror film and not just homoerotica?

Homoerotica considered horror? I'm gonna guess Tennessee for this one, too.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

The Kirsten Dunst stuff was legitimately horrifying, just not "scary."

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Dienes posted:

In what world is Interview a horror film and not just homoerotica?

The same world Rocky Horror is I guess (the South)

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer

holttho posted:

Glad to see Giant Spider Invasion finally made the list!

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
https://twitter.com/tresgambas/status/971174347225387009?s=21

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

mind the walrus posted:

The Kirsten Dunst stuff was legitimately horrifying, just not "scary."

Also Lestat and the alligators.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
No Alaska or Hawaiian horror?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Alaska would get 30 Days of Night.

Hawaii.... Snakes on a Plane? Does that count?

Tlacuache
Jul 3, 2007
Cross my heart, smack me dead, stick a lobster on my head.



:crossarms:

The Town That Dreaded Sundown was set in Texas, not Arkansas.

Anyway, today I learned I can better remember states by seeing the associated horror movies than by seeing a regular map.

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

sithwitch13 posted:

:crossarms:

The Town That Dreaded Sundown was set in Texas, not Arkansas.

Anyway, today I learned I can better remember states by seeing the associated horror movies than by seeing a regular map.

Texarkana is on the border of Texas and Arkansas.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

FreudianSlippers posted:

Near Dark is a drat fine film.

It is indeed, but most of it was set and filmed in Oklahoma, not Kansas. gently caress off Kansas, it's one of like three cool things we ever had.

Trig Discipline has a new favorite as of 07:54 on Mar 7, 2018

Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

It Follows would have been a much better choice for Michigan instead of whatever the hell Mr. Jingles is.

Have a picture.

Carnotaurus has a new favorite as of 08:11 on Mar 7, 2018

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Trig Discipline posted:

It is indeed, but most of it was set and filmed in Oklahoma, not Kansas. gently caress off Kansas, it's one of like three cool things we ever had.

I was gonna say Oklahoma and Utah got the shaft here, I only know Terror at Tenkiller and Carnival of Souls from Rifftrax. But then, they're Oklahoma and Utah

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

syscall girl posted:

I was gonna say Oklahoma and Utah got the shaft here, I only know Terror at Tenkiller and Carnival of Souls from Rifftrax. But then, they're Oklahoma and Utah

I mean yeah it wasn't exactly Oklahomans making the film; they just need somewhere flat, desolate, and hopeless to shoot it.

Actually according to IMDB and other sites none of it was set or shot in Kansas at all.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Trig Discipline posted:

I mean yeah it wasn't exactly Oklahomans making the film; they just need somewhere flat, desolate, and hopeless to shoot it.

And your wife's chest was unavailable

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Daaaaaamn wayfinder this is regicide :eek:

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

wayfinder posted:

And your wife's chest was unavailable

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

Carnotaurus posted:

It Follows would have been a much better choice for Michigan instead of whatever the hell Mr. Jingles is.


I would have went with Candyman myself.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

"The Gang Gets hosed By The Law"

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TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches

wayfinder posted:

And your wife's chest was unavailable

:vince:

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