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Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

mind the walrus posted:

Babs getting dissed hard

The golden age when someone with the Penguin's body was considered "morbidly obese"

Samuringa fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Mar 7, 2018

# ? Mar 7, 2018 06:12

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# ? May 9, 2024 12:45

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

That poster is definitely calling Robin gay.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 06:40

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

site posted:

Wow, wanting gwenpool to end??

gently caress no the fact that it isn't getting another arc is a crime

i just want to read the whole story when i sit down to read

# ? Mar 7, 2018 09:11

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Toshimo posted:

Remember, this is the same company that just promoted a new editor-in-chief whose big claim to fame is pretending to be Japanese in order to score that elusive weeaboo market.

I didn't know about this and just googled it. Holy crap, that story's insane. How the hell could Marvel make him EIC, he literally worked for them under a false identity and as his real self at the same time to get around ethics policies. :psyduck:

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 13:59 on Mar 7, 2018

# ? Mar 7, 2018 13:51

mercenarynuker: Sep 10, 2008

MikeJF posted:

I didn't know about this and just googled it. Holy crap, that story's insane. How the hell could Marvel make him EIC, he literally worked for them under a false identity and as his real self at the same time to get around ethics policies.

Sounds like a secret alter-ego to me. For a man so boldly embodying a core superhero trait, it's amazing they don't promote him higher

# ? Mar 7, 2018 14:13

Vincent: Nov 25, 2005

mind the walrus posted:

Babs getting dissed hard

I think Aquaman getting called a fish fucker is harsher.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 15:10

10 Beers: May 21, 2005; Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Vincent posted:

I think Aquaman getting called a fish fucker is harsher.

I bet he and Troy McClure are friends.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 15:14

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

Ah yes, Darkseid, the famous superhero.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 16:32

Endless Mike: Aug 13, 2003

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Ah yes, Darkseid, the famous superhero.

You can at least make the argument that Darkseid is loved and adored on Apokalips. Joker is the weird one there.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 16:41

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Ah yes, Darkseid, the famous superhero.

If he ends all life, I suppose there wouldn't be any (additional) crime...

# ? Mar 7, 2018 16:41

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Endless Mike posted:

You can at least make the argument that Darkseid is loved and adored on Apokalips. Joker is the weird one there.

The Joker is loved and adored on whichever Earth dimension this is.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 16:45

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

prefect posted:

The Joker is loved and adored on whichever Earth dimension this is.

The darkest timeline.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 17:02

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Vincent posted:

I think Aquaman getting called a fish fucker is harsher.

Aquaman movie is now the front-runner for Best Picture Oscar.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 17:17

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Infinity Countdown #1

And much later in the issue, when the rest of the team finally confronts The Gardener.
(extreme spoilers ahead)

He really meant it when he said "the beginning of your tale."

# ? Mar 7, 2018 18:23

Horrible Taste: Oct 12, 2012

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Ah yes, Darkseid, the famous superhero.

Hey man, he just wants to bring complete order to the universe.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:50

BetterToRuleInHell: Jul 2, 2007; Touch my mask top
Get the chop chop

mind the walrus posted:

Babs getting dissed hard

And of course, one of the women (Batgirl) is essentially being called bitchy, and another (WW) has issues with marriage.

Female superheroes, if they don't get married by 30, they're old superpowered spinsters.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:20

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

BetterToRuleInHell posted:

And of course, one of the women (Batgirl) is essentially being called bitchy, and another (WW) has issues with marriage.

Female superheroes, if they don't get married by 30, they're old superpowered spinsters.

Bitchy? I had always thought that "Mr/Ms/Mrs Right Now" referred to a person that you wanted to have sex with "right now". I guess I was assuming they were calling her slutty.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:26

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

It's from an old joke "She's not Mrs. Right but she'll do right now."

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:29

Lobok: Jul 13, 2006; Say Watt?

prefect posted:

Bitchy? I had always thought that "Mr/Ms/Mrs Right Now" referred to a person that you wanted to have sex with "right now". I guess I was assuming they were calling her slutty.

It's really supposed to mean you're settling for whoever you're with or who's around. It's a harsh but really vague diss on her. Like it doesn't say what her actual issue is. Was she dating someone at the time who wasn't all that into her?

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:30

Zore: Sep 21, 2010; willfully illiterate, aggressively miserable sourpuss whose sole raison d�etre is to put other people down for liking the wrong things

Lobok posted:

It's really supposed to mean you're settling for whoever you're with or who's around. It's a harsh but really vague diss on her. Like it doesn't say what her actual issue is. Was she dating someone at the time who wasn't all that into her?

It might combo with the Dick Greyson thing since he's supposedly in denial and they were a pretty common couple at one point?

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:53

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

Don't expect the marketing suit who made that to have fully considered the canon before he shat that out and flushed it along to the Spencer's Gifts t-shirt division, guys

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:58

Random Stranger: Nov 27, 2009

purple death ray posted:

Don't expect the marketing suit who made that to have fully considered the canon before he shat that out and flushed it along to the Spencer's Gifts t-shirt division, guys

Hey don't dis the fine people at Spencer's Gifts by associating them with Hobby Lobby!

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:48

Duke Igthorn: Oct 11, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

So uuuuhhh...why uh...why didn't they use Two-Face as "bipolar"?

# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:30

Zaodai: May 23, 2009; Death before dishonor?
Your terms are accepted.

Duke Igthorn posted:

So uuuuhhh...why uh...why didn't they use Two-Face as "bipolar"?

Or more directly, Dual Personality which is also on there.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:48

Fellbat: Feb 23, 2014

Duke Igthorn posted:

So uuuuhhh...why uh...why didn't they use Two-Face as "bipolar"?

60's tv Riddler cemented a manic depressive riddler who doesn't really get used anymore but is remembered in pop culture.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 04:47

The Question IRL: Jun 8, 2013; Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

I got that poster as a T-shirt for my brother when I was in San Fransisco two years ago.
Only the text was different (it was all positive/funny takes. Like the Jokers was "always be yourself" and Hawkman's said "Bird is the word.")

So I think they had a stock image and they just applied text to it. As opposed to just dragging Barbara Gordon into it to slam her.

I'll find a photo of the T-shirt.

# ? Mar 8, 2018 10:35

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

The Question IRL posted:

I got that poster as a T-shirt for my brother when I was in San Fransisco two years ago.
Only the text was different (it was all positive/funny takes. Like the Jokers was "always be yourself" and Hawkman's said "Bird is the word.")

So I think they had a stock image and they just applied text to it. As opposed to just dragging Barbara Gordon into it to slam her.

I'll find a photo of the T-shirt.

That Bird is the Word one sounds awesome

# ? Mar 8, 2018 19:16

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

I was reading X-Men and then it turned out a bunch of big story stuff happened in New Mutants like Magneto became the new teacher and also Storm came back (but it turned out that happened in a different book) and it all got to be too much for me so I'm reading Spider-Man for a while.

Anyway here's some stuff I saw, like Rahne's interesting taste in beauty.

but at least he's relatable

Kitty just can't stop.

Pete's pube sweater.

His master disguise.

His incredible deceptions to maintain his secret identity.

and Mary Jane just... just Mary Jane.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:27

Samuringa: Mar 27, 2017; Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Push El Burrito posted:

No context for this one, then? Alright. :colbert:

# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:51

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Samuringa posted:

No context for this one, then? Alright.

Pretty sure that's a nightmare. I haven't read that series in years though (I'm 3 issues away from owning the complete series, then I'm giving it a re-read).

# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:55

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Samuringa posted:

No context for this one, then? Alright.

The context ruins it!

It's some kind of demon bear that killed her parents (but in fact ARE her parents) and comes for her too. Eventually the New Mutants destroy it in its Demon Bear realm but not before it turns two people into Native Americans because...

Also it looks like it's going to be part of the story of the New Mutants film.

Edit: Also later the two new Native Americans nearly hosed themselves to death because of Empath.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Mar 9, 2018

# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:57

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Push El Burrito posted:

The context ruins it!

It's some kind of demon bear that killed her parents (but in fact ARE her parents) and comes for her too. Eventually the New Mutants destroy it in its Demon Bear realm but not before it turns two people into Native Americans because...

Also it looks like it's going to be part of the story of the New Mutants film.

Edit: Also later the two new Native Americans nearly hosed themselves to death because of Empath.

I don't know if "ruins" is necessarily the word I'd have gone with.

# ? Mar 9, 2018 18:09