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Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


So Macron is going to be changing the way islamist prisoners are being handled, mainly by regrouping them all in one area. At the same time, he unveils a massive plan to identify and take action against anti-republican radicalization.

http://mobile.lemonde.fr/societe/ar...61478_3224.html

This makes me smile. On dit souvent que les capitalistes vous vendront la corde pour les pendre. Là, c’est pratique, ils ouvrent eux-mêmes les camps fermés de rééducation idéologique dans lesquels on ne se privera pas de tous les enfermer quand on aura pris le pouvoir. Après tout, le capitalisme n’est-il pas contraire aux valeurs de liberté et d’égalité qui forment le socle de nos principes républicains ?

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unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Nice paywall link

JustJeff88
Jan 15, 2008

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THIS BADGE OF SHAME IS WORTH 0.45 DOUBLE DRAGON ADVANCES

:dogout:
of SA-Mart forever

Flowers For Algeria posted:

On dit souvent que les capitalistes vous vendront la corde pour les pendre. Là, c’est pratique, ils ouvrent eux-mêmes les camps fermés de rééducation idéologique dans lesquels on ne se privera pas de tous les enfermer quand on aura pris le pouvoir. Après tout, le capitalisme n’est-il pas contraire aux valeurs de liberté et d’égalité qui forment le socle de nos principes républicains ?

T'es décidément un orateur doué, mec.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
We've reached peak cocorico:

https://twitter.com/BFMTV/status/967382611793448961

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
On va confier au privé parce que c'est plus effic-

quote:

Depuis le 1er janvier, ce sont des sociétés privées qui se sont vues confier, à Paris, la mission de verbaliser les automobilistes qui n'ont pas payé leur stationnement. Mais l'une d'elles vient déjà de se distinguer par sa bien étrange manière de mener cette mission.

Dans son édition du 7 mars, le "Canard enchaîné" révèle en effet que Streeteo, une filiale d'Indigo (ex-Vinci Park), a trompé la mairie de Paris en réalisant des milliers de contrôles... bidon. Selon l'hebdomadaire satirique, qui dit s'appuyer sur les témoignages de plusieurs salariés, Streeteo procède depuis des semaines à des inspections fictives dans certaines rues où elle est censée contrôler le stationnement. Ces fausses inspections concerneraient rien de moins que la moitié des 50.000 contrôles devant être réalisés quotidiennement par la société.

Le contrôle du stationnement payant se fait en principe grâce à des véhicules "Lapi" qui enregistrent les plaques d'immatriculation des voitures stationnées. Une fois ces données collectées, elles sont transmises à un système détecteur de mauvais payeurs qui informent ensuite les agents se trouvant sur le terrain pour qu'ils verbalisent.

Le "Canard" affirme que Streeteo, plutôt que de circuler dans les rues chaque jour pour enregistrer les plaques d'immatriculation, utilisait et réutilisait des milliers de numéros qu'ils avaient collectés un jour. Ces voitures, choisies au hasard, ne sont donc jamais verbalisées, mais la société peut ainsi prétendre, en apparence, avoir bien effectué sa mission de contrôle du stationnement. Il suffisait alors à ses agents de trouver un motif de "non verbalisation". C'est d'ailleurs l'un de ces motifs de verbalisation qui a commencé à alerter la Mairie de Paris. Celle-ci s'est en effet inquiétée du très grand nombre de "non verbalisations" motivées par l'item "personne à mobilité réduite" - 4.000 par jour.

Fin février, une vidéo, diffusée sur YouTube et tournée par un employé de la société, dénonçait cette fraude et a valu aux responsables de Streeteo d'être convoyée par la Mairie de Paris, qui a décidé d'infliger des pénalités de 60.000 euros à l'entreprise.

A whole 60000€. (You get to keep the business though)

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
We should instead congratulate that company for its capacity for disruptive innovation.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
streeteo

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

La French Tech :france:

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


fuckyoueo

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Why do all French company names end with “-eo” or “-tis”?

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

julian assflange posted:

Why do all French company names end with “-eo” or “-tis”?
Romance language people like* roman sounding name, it sounds ancient and important, news at eleven. Okay, streeteotis sounds like a sexual transmitted disease.

*More than germanic language speakers do at least.

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Mar 7, 2018

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Toplowtech posted:

Romance language people like* roman sounding name, it sounds ancient and important, news at eleven. Okay, streeteotis sounds like a sexual transmitted disease.

*More than germanic language speakers do at least.

-eo consistently sounds like something made for children.

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
It seems lazy to me

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

julian assflange posted:

It seems lazy to me
Oh, it is and in case the name didn't betray it, look at their work ethic.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/Gros_Romain/status/973302363585990656/video/1

Si même Gérard Collomb le dit...

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Kassad posted:

Si même Gérard Collomb le dit...

Kind of old news, that's from before the elections.

http://www.rtl.fr/actu/politique/emmanuel-le-pen-madame-macron-quand-gerard-collomb-confond-les-deux-candidats-7788398349

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


Well at least it explains why Collomb's policies seem to be taken straight out of Le Pen's playbook, he's probably convinced that Le Pen won the election.

In other news Khaled Freak continues to own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UVOEtQ3G9I

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Le Pen senior is a (racist, fascist) troll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJqe3qes8FY

"Marine, I am your father"

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Cat Mattress posted:

Le Pen senior is a (racist, fascist) troll.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJqe3qes8FY

"Marine, I am your father"

Non! Sacrebleu! Ce n'est pas possible! :gonk:

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
So huh what's the plan with the SNCF ?

On a related note according to that link we're only beat by japan for best rail network, metrics unspecified (and a few other countries that don't count because their system is ridiculously small next to ours, like Hong Kong (lol))
Idk about their source though.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
No but you see, our railway system isn't as ridiculously good as the Japanese one so let's gently caress it all up like the Brits did! :shepface:

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The plan, as always, is to modernize the country by rolling back on every social progress reform made since the 18th century. The bold new vision for a competitive and modern France is the Ancien Régime.

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Cat Mattress posted:

The plan, as always, is to modernize the country by rolling back on every social progress reform made since the 18th century. The bold new vision for a competitive and modern France is the Ancien Régime.

It's good to be the king :agesilaus:

Flowers For Algeria
Dec 3, 2005

I humbly offer my services as forum inquisitor. There is absolutely no way I would abuse this power in any way.


L’indicateur numéro un d’une politique publique efficace, c’est le pourcentage de la richesse nationale qu’elle met en plus entre les mains des très très riches.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/bif_o/status/975998912686370817

Today's a beautiful day.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

whoopssss

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.
https://twitter.com/lemondefr/status/975996576534548480

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

:discourse:

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

A Cameroonian coworker of mine mentioned to me today that his own country doesn't have its own currency and still uses Francs which just blew my mind. Can anyone here explain why this is still a thing?

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008


Chomskyan posted:

A Cameroonian coworker of mine mentioned to me today that his own country doesn't have its own currency and still uses Francs which just blew my mind. Can anyone here explain why this is still a thing?

They use the CFA franc, not the French franc.

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Soviet Commubot posted:

They use the CFA franc, not the French franc.

I was actually aware of that thanks

I want to know how France has managed to keep Francophone Africa using a colonial currency they have no apparent input or control over

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Chomskyan posted:

I want to know how France has managed to keep Francophone Africa using a colonial currency they have no apparent input or control over
Keep? No control? FYI several countries have left the franc CFA zones in the past: Tunisia in 1958, Morocco in 1960, Guinea in 1959, Algeria in 1964, Madagascar and Mauritania in 1973. It's not the fate of former french colonies to use the Franc CFA.
Exiting the cfa franc generally involves a certain amount of economical efficiency and political will. The countries still using one of the two kind of CFA franc generally lack both.
Also in 1985, Equatorial Guinea, a former Spanish colony, joined the CFA zone, as did the former Portuguese colony of Guinea-Bissau in 1997.
Bitching about the franc cfa in Africa is like bitching about the Euro in Europe: it's popular amongst the population, far less amongst the local economists (who think a unified money is an important part of economical integration in Africa and a good way to dodge a Zimbabwe inflation scenario) and the local elite.

Now personally i don't mind every countries voluntarily exiting the Franc CFA as long as they agree anything that whatever happens next is their own drat fault and not an evil Frenchmen plan but hey it's not going to happen (both the exiting and the not blaming parts).

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Mar 20, 2018

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
There are two different CFAs, one in West Africa and one in Central Africa. They each have their own central banks, respectively in Dakar, Senegal for the West African CFA, and in Yaoundé, Cameroon for the Central African CFA. These central banks have African governors and are independent. However, they have an agreement where they keep reserve funds in the French central bank and in exchange France guarantees a fixed rate convertibility between CFA francs and euros. They are allowed to renegotiate the exchange rate, though they never did so. They are also allowed to unilaterally put an end to this agreement if so they chose, getting the reserve funds back and letting the exchange rate float freely, but again, they never did so.

Countries are free to leave the CFA and to start issuing their own currency if they so wish, and several have done just that. But on the other hand, there were a few countries that never were French colonies in the first place, and that used to have their own currency, which adopted the CFA. Most recently Guinea-Bissau (a former Portuguese colony) in 1997. Interestingly, Mali left the CFA in 1962 and then rejoined it in 1984, after its new independent currency had lost half its value.

So it seems stability is the reason why they've kept this system.

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Cat Mattress posted:

So it seems stability is the reason why they've kept this system.
That or the African peoples have learned to fear our weather control machines. :mason:

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Cat Mattress posted:

There are two different CFAs, one in West Africa and one in Central Africa. They each have their own central banks, respectively in Dakar, Senegal for the West African CFA, and in Yaoundé, Cameroon for the Central African CFA. These central banks have African governors and are independent.

About that...

http://www.dw.com/en/protests-mount-against-africas-colonial-cfa-currency/a-40640904

quote:

For many African economists, the CFA is an instrument of "monetary repression." France is represented on the board of the two central banks of West and Central Africa and has veto power. According to Sylla, African countries should leave the zone and consider setting up their own common currency in the region. In the long-term, a weaker currency could also create more incentives for growth and jobs, he says.

"But France makes sure that these economies do not grow so that they cannot emancipate themselves from France."

I was hoping for some real explanation, and what you're giving me is evidently a whitewashed simplification

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
As part of the convertibility agreement, France has a representative in the BCEAO and two in the BEAC, the same amount in both case as every other involved country. But there's no veto power, this is a claim made by someone who has an axe to grind.

https://lanouvelletribune.info/2017/10/franc-cfa-gouverneur-bceao-verite/

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

I don’t read French so that article doesn’t mean anything to me. Anyways, the claim isn’t in quotes. That France has a veto in both central banks is being written as fact by Deutsche Welle

e: Or are you claiming that DW has “an axe to grind”?

Red and Black fucked around with this message at 01:58 on Mar 21, 2018

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Chomskyan posted:

I don’t read French so that article doesn’t mean anything to me. Anyways, the claim isn’t in quotes. That France has a veto in both central banks is being written as fact by Deutsche Welle

e: Or are you claiming that DW has “an axe to grind”?

googling this, it seems reasonable that some journalist has misunderstood a political statement to be a purely factual one, and the editor hasn't caught it

no doubt france maintains undue influence over the francophonie through this currency arrangement, but there does genuinely not seem to be any formal right of veto in regards to the central banks. there might be some de facto veto power (certainly some political figures in the francophonie claim as much) but this is not a formal arrangement

this is not unheard of - in my country, there's no legal minimum wage, but union agreements are ubiquitous enough that people believe that there is anyway

Toplowtech
Aug 31, 2004

Chomskyan posted:

About that...

http://www.dw.com/en/protests-mount-against-africas-colonial-cfa-currency/a-40640904


I was hoping for some real explanation, and what you're giving me is evidently a whitewashed simplification

e: Or are you claiming that DW has “an axe to grind”?
Let's see what your DW's article says about the guy they quote:
"But Seba is a controversial figure. According to media reports, he has links to racist and anti-Semitic groups in France*"

FYI Kémi Séba is a far right rear end in a top hat applying the exact same methods in Africa that far right groups apply in Europe and the US and the newspaper is kinda lazy, is it whitewashed enough for you? But you accept it at face value because he is Pan African.

*he literally went to jail for calling a public official in Africa a "Zionist scum." When he got out of prison, he created MDI, a now dead party. This is their archived website:
https://web.archive.org/web/20100219234533/http://www.mdi2008.com/serge-thion-rejoint-le-mdi/
It says "serge thion is joining us". Serge Thion is a famous holocausts denier (both the Jewish one and the one in Cambodia under the Khmer Rouge).

Kémi Séba's Russia bonus: "In December 2017, he was invited to Moscow by the Russian nationalist intellectual Aleksandr Dugin to talk about the need to create a geopolitical alliance between the Pan-Africanist and Eurasian movements in order to join forces against hegemony of the West, and consolidate the political project of a multipolar world."

Toplowtech fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Mar 21, 2018

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
googling kemi seba on wikipedia

quote:

French language version of Egyptian for "black star"

lol do we have hoteps in here

quote:

They have also been described as proponents of a mix of antisemitic Kemetism and Guénonian Islam.[13] The group's name is an abbreviation for 'The Atenian Tribe of Kemet'.[8]]

edit: ah this explains it

quote:

He joined the US-based Nation of Islam (NOI) as an eighteen-year-old, and later formulated his own ideology while visiting Egypt in his twenties.

Kurtofan fucked around with this message at 11:19 on Mar 21, 2018

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