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flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

MALE SHOEGAZE posted:

im at the vet and it�s taking forever and i�m very bored and want to be at work because i have a lot of work to get done

stay safe and also inside of your animal body, animal ghost

# ? Mar 7, 2018 18:21

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:02

WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

flakeloaf posted:

stay safe and also inside of your animal body, animal ghost

this made me lol irl.

cjs: first day back at work after medical crisis all cleared ( :v:

) by doc yesterday. :woop:

# ? Mar 7, 2018 18:33

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

cjs: 219 unread e-mails

# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:12

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

WrenP-Complete posted:

this made me lol irl.

cjs: first day back at work after medical crisis all cleared () by doc yesterday.

yay

# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:12

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/nogoldenapples/status/971114496570818560

lol

# ? Mar 7, 2018 19:19

Farmer Crack-Ass: Jan 2, 2001; this is me posting irl

alls i care to know about hexadecimal is that cartoon chick w/ the masks and the big bangin' titties

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:10

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

alls i care to know about hexadecimal is that cartoon chick w/ the masks and the big bangin' titties

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:23

Cold on a Cob: Feb 6, 2006; i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually; College Slice

The show's early jokes at the expense of Board of Standards and Practices came from frustration encountered by the show's makers by an abundance of script and editing changes that were imposed upon Mainframe before episodes were allowed to air. These changes were all aimed at making the show "appropriate" for kids, and to prevent even the slightest appearance of "inappropriate" content, imitable violence or sexuality.

The character Dot was considered too sexualized by the BS&P even though she was "never one to expose much cleavage" so the animators were forced to make her breasts less curvy and form them into a lumpy "monobreast", as lightly referred to by the staff. However, starting with season three, the "monobreasts" of all adult female characters were replaced with more anatomically correct versions. In another case, the word "hockey", as well as the sport itself, was cut in some countries as it was supposedly used as a vulgar slang term there. In the episode "Talent Night", one scene of Dot giving her brother Enzo "a sisterly kiss on the chin" was cut due to BS&P's fear of promoting incest, an insinuation which Pearson described as "one of the sickest things I've heard."[14]

In response to the censorship, the series of binary codes seen above Mainframe in one episode encoded a profane insult, according to the Complete Series DVD special features.[citation needed]

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:24

Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

prefect posted:

Hexadecimal

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:24

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

reboot has not aged well, like most children's shows in all fairness

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:26

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

cjs: other peoples code is the worst thing

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:28

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Kenny Logins posted:

reboot has not aged well, like most children's shows in all fairness

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:29

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

prefect posted:

what?

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:37

flakeloaf: Feb 26, 2003; Still better than android clock

Les Lye and Billy Van are national treasures and their work is immortal

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:38

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/bencasselman/status/971465177408397313

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:38

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Cold on a Cob posted:

The show's early jokes at the expense of Board of Standards and Practices came from frustration encountered by the show's makers by an abundance of script and editing changes that were imposed upon Mainframe before episodes were allowed to air. These changes were all aimed at making the show "appropriate" for kids, and to prevent even the slightest appearance of "inappropriate" content, imitable violence or sexuality.

The character Dot was considered too sexualized by the BS&P even though she was "never one to expose much cleavage" so the animators were forced to make her breasts less curvy and form them into a lumpy "monobreast", as lightly referred to by the staff. However, starting with season three, the "monobreasts" of all adult female characters were replaced with more anatomically correct versions. In another case, the word "hockey", as well as the sport itself, was cut in some countries as it was supposedly used as a vulgar slang term there. In the episode "Talent Night", one scene of Dot giving her brother Enzo "a sisterly kiss on the chin" was cut due to BS&P's fear of promoting incest, an insinuation which Pearson described as "one of the sickest things I've heard."[14]

In response to the censorship, the series of binary codes seen above Mainframe in one episode encoded a profane insult, according to the Complete Series DVD special features.[citation needed]

it took me like three read-throughs before I realized this was about ReBoot and not Animaniacs

# ? Mar 7, 2018 20:41

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Kenny Logins posted:

what?

i dont know

# ? Mar 7, 2018 21:07

SO DEMANDING: Dec 27, 2003

Kenny Logins posted:

reboot has not aged well, like most children's shows in all fairness

they're making a reboot (hah) of it, some horrible partially live-action teen adventure crap. shovelware in television form.

which is kind of dumb because everyone's really starting to cash in on 90s nostalgia but this thing isn't aimed at manchildren in their 30s so idkwtf.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 21:17

Symbolic Butt: Mar 22, 2009; (_!_); Buglord

prefect posted:

that thread gets really unpleasant sometimes

rick and morty is bad, I wouldn't expect less of this show's thread

# ? Mar 7, 2018 21:31

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

just like barth

# ? Mar 7, 2018 21:52

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

rick and morty is actually really good, sorry you're too dumb to understand it's subtle humor

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:07

Beast of Bourbon: Sep 25, 2013; Pillbug

https://i.redd.it/xlcg4ee15wpz.jpg

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:08

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

bump_fn posted:

just like barth

toe to tip

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:09

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

tomorrow js: meetings scheduled for a good six hours. that may sound dumb, but it also means that i wont have to do much actual work tomorrow.

:cheers:

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:14

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

i don't mind lots of meetings if they're actually useful. they never are though.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:17

freeasinbeer: Mar 26, 2015; by Fluffdaddy

Pollyanna posted:

now I will suffer no longer

I legit just posted about this, while I was doing it.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:30

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sniep posted:

i dont know

just realized both reboot and YCDTOTV had a running gag of a crusty chef who yelled what

:aaaaa:

e: wait ycdtotv was "I heard that" but still

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:34

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

ycdtotv

we didn't have cable tv when i was a kid, but my grandma did, so i'd watch nickelodeon at her house sometimes. that show offended her immensely.

# ? Mar 7, 2018 22:42

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

Beast of Bourbon posted:

https://i.redd.it/xlcg4ee15wpz.jpg

yeah sure lemme just click on a reddit link here

# ? Mar 7, 2018 23:03

Sniep: Mar 28, 2004; All I needed was that fatty blunt...

King of Breakfast

Kenny Logins posted:

just realized both reboot and YCDTOTV had a running gag of a crusty chef who yelled what

e: wait ycdtotv was "I heard that" but still

i said, i dont know

# ? Mar 7, 2018 23:07

Ciaphas: Nov 20, 2005; > BEWARE, COWARD

Kenny Logins posted:

just realized both reboot and YCDTOTV had a running gag of a crusty chef who yelled what

e: wait ycdtotv was "I heard that" but still

running at five decahertz no less why do i remember that detail

# ? Mar 7, 2018 23:09

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Sniep posted:

i said, i dont know

let's go with...

:barf:

# ? Mar 7, 2018 23:39

jony neuemonic: Nov 13, 2009

c gtfo of vancouver s: movers are booked :toot:

# ? Mar 8, 2018 00:09

Pollyanna: Mar 5, 2005; Milk's on them.

jony neuemonic posted:

c gtfo of vancouver s: movers are booked

yayyyyyyyyyyyy gently caress that place

# ? Mar 8, 2018 01:12

bump_fn: Apr 12, 2004; _{two of them}

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/971435161484251138

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:33

skimothy milkerson: Nov 19, 2006

cls: i only know two things. ruckin; and fuckin'

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:38

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

bump_fn posted:

https://twitter.com/ByYourLogic/status/971435161484251138

if only, they had cars

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:46

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Skim Milk posted:

cls: i only know two things. ruckin; and fuckin'

ruck if u gently caress

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:49

graph: Nov 22, 2006; aaag peanuts

Sniep posted:

i dont know

oooooohhh

rememebr the single episode where it was red

# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:54

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 23:02

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

that was the shining

# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:03

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