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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Equilibrium sucked dick lmao

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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starkebn posted:

Is that the Christian Bale + Sean Bean garbage? lol

if by garbage you mean masterpiece, yes.

also don't forget taye diggs, he was good in it too.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Equilibrium was in fact good and cool, and badass

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


My opinion? Art galleries are bad.

Putting art on display with no explanation or context does not help anyone to appreciate it, and in fact it makes a lot of people think that "art" (particularly modern and abstract art) is poo poo. You go into a gallery and see a painting on the wall that's just three horizontal lines and nothing beside it but the artist's name and the year they made it and there's no way you can appreciate it. Yet most people understand the symbolism of flags, which are pretty much the same thing. The only difference is that we've had the flag explained to us but no one ever bothers to tell us what the painting means.

It also leads to this false impression of what art even is. There's this stuff in galleries (stupid poo poo for pseudo-intellectual wankers) and that's "art". Things that normal people like (TV, video games, romance novels) therefore mustn't be art, because you'd never see them in a gallery.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Tiggum posted:

My opinion? Art galleries are bad.

Putting art on display with no explanation or context does not help anyone to appreciate it, and in fact it makes a lot of people think that "art" (particularly modern and abstract art) is poo poo. You go into a gallery and see a painting on the wall that's just three horizontal lines and nothing beside it but the artist's name and the year they made it and there's no way you can appreciate it. Yet most people understand the symbolism of flags, which are pretty much the same thing. The only difference is that we've had the flag explained to us but no one ever bothers to tell us what the painting means.

It also leads to this false impression of what art even is. There's this stuff in galleries (stupid poo poo for pseudo-intellectual wankers) and that's "art". Things that normal people like (TV, video games, romance novels) therefore mustn't be art, because you'd never see them in a gallery.
They're circlejerks for rich kids who don't realize that their parents are only putting them on as part of a tax dodge.

Dross
Sep 26, 2006

Every night he puts his hot dogs in the trees so the pigeons can't get them.

Equilibrium’s choreography is painfully obvious on rewatch and the message is about as deep as the rules of a game of catch but if you can ignore that it’s still entertaining.

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veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Leavemywife posted:

I love this website. It's honestly one of my favorite places on the internet.

This website might as well be "the internet" to me for the last 13 years. I'll dick around elsewhere but not for long. I'm old now and this is plenty to sort through with the 1-2 hours a day I have to shitpost.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Basically SA 80%
15% Facebook, the onion, youtube
5% porn/jacking off

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



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Jerry Cotton posted:

Yeah sure why not but so were all the Pat & Mat movies.

Few movies reach the heights of Pat & Mat

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Dross posted:

Equilibrium’s choreography is painfully obvious on rewatch and the message is about as deep as the rules of a game of catch but if you can ignore that it’s still entertaining.

The "message" is no less deep than the matrix, but the message isn't the good part about the movie, it's all the kickass dumb gun fighting scenes and the part with the puppy.

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Oct 15, 2012

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mind the walrus posted:

Equilibrium sucked dick lmao

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

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Tiggum posted:

My opinion? Art galleries are bad.

Putting art on display with no explanation or context does not help anyone to appreciate it, and in fact it makes a lot of people think that "art" (particularly modern and abstract art) is poo poo. You go into a gallery and see a painting on the wall that's just three horizontal lines and nothing beside it but the artist's name and the year they made it and there's no way you can appreciate it. Yet most people understand the symbolism of flags, which are pretty much the same thing. The only difference is that we've had the flag explained to us but no one ever bothers to tell us what the painting means.

But a lot of galleries do include explanations next to each piece?

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


hard counter posted:

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jacking off every day is a young mans game.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

artsy fartsy posted:

But a lot of galleries do include explanations next to each piece?

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But yeah I don’t think I’ve ever seen one that didn’t? I’m not huge into art but I like seeing the explanations on pieces, especially historical stuff

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Mar 14, 2005

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I think there's a difference between art galleries and art museums regarding that. In museums you're far more likely to see explanations (except for the really tiny stuff that doesn't really need one) but galleries seem to be more focused on selling where the meaning doesn't really matter. Besides, if you asked artists to describe what it was supposed to be you'd get a bunch of vague flowery sounding nonsense.

Chernabog
Apr 16, 2007



I prefer not to see the explanations because I think the art should stand on its own but I can just ignore it so it doesn't bother me if it's there.

When it comes to art appreciation I despise both the "hurr, I could of done that" attitude as well as the pseudo-intelectual bullshit.

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Mar 14, 2005

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Chernabog posted:

I prefer not to see the explanations because I think the art should stand on its own but I can just ignore it so it doesn't bother me if it's there.

When it comes to art appreciation I despise both the "hurr, I could of done that" attitude as well as the pseudo-intelectual bullshit.

Same. If you really could do what the people selling their art for millions you'd have to be a moron not to do it. After all it's "just a bunch of paint randomly thrown around/fingerpaint/etc". When you ask them why they don't do exactly that they always say something stupid like "I like to actually work for a living pal" like there's something noble about working at dairy queen or whatever.

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May 16, 2009

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Edgar Allen Ho posted:

PHUO2: you are heartless and awful if your favourite character of RotTK, historical or novel version, isn't Liu Bei, one of his Brothers, or Zhuge Liang

lol Liu Bei had an entire historical epic written as propaganda to enshrine his legacy and they still couldn't make him not look like a gormless idiot. Zhuge Liang is pretty legit but the real answer is Guan Yu.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Pursue... Liu Bei?

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I always forget which hobbit was which.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


artsy fartsy posted:

But a lot of galleries do include explanations next to each piece?
I've never seen one that did, but if done well that would be a good thing.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
art galleries should give you a marker when you go in and if you have a good idea what a painting is about you can write on the wall next to it.

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Mar 14, 2005

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in the end i think trying to understand the art is missing the point of why you're in an art gallery. Just say "hmm yes interesting" a bunch because the only reason you should be there is if you're trying to get laid by someone interested in art.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
I think people go to art galleries because it makes them feel feelings.

I mean, for people who aren't dead inside, obviously.

I don't go to art galleries.

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Mar 14, 2005

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Aramek posted:

I think people go to art galleries because it makes them feel feelings.

I mean, for people who aren't dead inside, obviously.

I don't go to art galleries.

Generally the only thing that makes me feel feelings is copious amounts of alcohol. But I did feel some feelings when I went to the Linderhof palace of king ludwig the second. This guy had so many drat cool thrones and a dining room table that ascended from the bottom floor and I was like "yes, this is how I want to live". I even asked the guide where I can buy a blinged out throne like that to use as my computer chair and he thought I was joking. I would totally blow a lot of money on an actual golden throne to shitpost from, but apparently they aren't in high enough demand to be readily available.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





art galleries are typically for people with an interest in art, the same way that people with an interest in a certain sport go to certain sports games - of course anyone who wants to see something new can jump right in if they want but they should be aware that resources to make it a more accessible experience are limited

if it's your first time going to either you might feel lost and want a little more explanation about what's going on but generally it's on you to familiarize yourself a little beforehand, unless you're going with someone who knows what's up and doesn't mind talking or whatever

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Generally the only thing that makes me feel feelings is copious amounts of alcohol. But I did feel some feelings when I went to the Linderhof palace of king ludwig the second. This guy had so many drat cool thrones and a dining room table that ascended from the bottom floor and I was like "yes, this is how I want to live". I even asked the guide where I can buy a blinged out throne like that to use as my computer chair and he thought I was joking. I would totally blow a lot of money on an actual golden throne to shitpost from, but apparently they aren't in high enough demand to be readily available.
yah, who wouldn't love to bankrupt a country then die mysteriously in a lake

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Elizabethan Error posted:

yah, who wouldn't love to bankrupt a country then die mysteriously in a lake

His decisions were questionable but his aesthetic was on point. Also he was clearly murdered in the lake. The tour guide said so.

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Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
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I liked the Rothko chapel

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
I like the Bayonetta 2 version of Moon River better than the Bayonetta version of Fly Me to the Moon

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

PHUO: In the last 100 years or so commercial art stands toe-to-toe with high art in terms of depth of meaning by sheer virtue of the proportional accessibility it has to a global audience, to the point where high art is largely a waste of time and effort. There's the argument that high art is able to circumvent the idiocy inherent to appealing to the lowest common denominator and make more taboo statements, but I would argue that the bourgeois and upper-classes that fund high art create a similar layer of patronized idiocy with its own set of tastes/taboos. That isn't to say there aren't exceptions on both sides of my view, but for the most part I believe my perspective holds.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
The idea that fancy museum art is better than comic book movies or cereal boxes died as soon as Carroll Dunham became a successful and famous painter.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I don't like how modern superhero movies need to have ridiculously buff bodies. Why are actors eating chicken and broccoli for 7 months and doing Crossfit 5 hours a day for a dumb movie? What happened to normal looking heroes like Jason Bourne. There's no reason for Star Lord to be so buff. If he's a Harrison Ford ripoff then he should have the same physique as Harrison Ford in the 80s. He looked good but didn't have veins popping out of his arms.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Hollywood body standards have been insane since the mid-80s.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ford was way better looking than Pratt. Pratt is still really good looking, but Ford didn't need big muscles to be a heart throb. Without muscles Pratt just looks like your kinda good looking bartender.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Mu Zeta posted:

I don't like how modern superhero movies need to have ridiculously buff bodies. Why are actors eating chicken and broccoli for 7 months and doing Crossfit 5 hours a day for a dumb movie? What happened to normal looking heroes like Jason Bourne. There's no reason for Star Lord to be so buff. If he's a Harrison Ford ripoff then he should have the same physique as Harrison Ford in the 80s. He looked good but didn't have veins popping out of his arms.

Because they're superheroes and Jason Bourne isn't? Also Chris Pratt got buff initially to play a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty and has looked like that ever since.

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Henchman of Santa posted:

Because they're superheroes and Jason Bourne isn't? Also Chris Pratt got buff initially to play a Navy SEAL in Zero Dark Thirty and has looked like that ever since.

Christopher Reeves looks good as Superman and so does Michael Keaton as Batman. So did Val Kilmer and George Clooney. They just looked like fit and healthy dudes and actually look relatable. Basically like peak level athletes. Someone like Aquaman looks like a walking meat stick beef burger.

e: most importantly, I'm sick of TV interviews asking them how they got into such great shape. It's the same loving thing every time. They eat lots of lean meat and fish and broccoli and then work out all day every day and yes it's boring.

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