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Blistex posted:Look at the amount of face that guy lost! Lol
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IT BURNS posted:A battle cry or a coffee shop? You decide! i'll have a latte with melamine, please. edit: has anyone tried these starbucks ripoffs or those bizarre KFC knockoffs?
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 02:14 |
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BexGu posted:Everything everyone else has suggested ALONG with the added bonus Costco that doesn't treat their employees like poo poo and actually pays them a decent wage. In Asia they're especially good because you can get imports that are hard/impossible to find elsewhere, or are much cheaper. Like a decent block of cheese that you don't have to take out a loan for. You can also get a slice of pizza that isn't hosed with and watch the Koreans put corn syrup on their pizza from the handy corn syrup pump, or the spectacle of the plate of onions/ketchup/mustard they're eating with a spoon.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:18 |
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Grand Fromage posted:or the spectacle of the plate of onions/ketchup/mustard they're eating with a spoon. This is my go to example of so many things regarding Korea.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:46 |
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Grand Fromage posted:You can also get a slice of pizza that isn't hosed with and watch the Koreans put corn syrup on their pizza from the handy corn syrup pump What the gently caress? Why is there a corn syrup pump?
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 03:52 |
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CIGNX posted:What the gently caress? Why is there a corn syrup pump? Because none of the Costco food court food is sweetened, and in Korea all food must have sugar or syrup on it. Especially foreign food, all foreign food is sweet you know? Garlic bread shiny with a centimeter of caked on honey, steaks glazed in syrup, pizza with whipped cream on it, corn dogs rolled in so much sugar the entire exterior is white...
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 04:06 |
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Big Korean grocery stores have a syrup aisle. You can buy like multi-gallon jugs of it. Corn and rice syrup are the most common.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 04:08 |
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Grand Fromage posted:100% chance I will not be in China by the end of the year. Keep the strippers warm. goodbye chengdu goon base
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 04:36 |
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Lady Galaga posted:goodbye chengdu goon base There will still be one, and I think there are a couple secret goons here who never hang out.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 04:44 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Garlic bread shiny with a centimeter of caked on honey, steaks glazed in syrup, pizza with whipped cream on it, corn dogs rolled in so much sugar the entire exterior is white... loving flashbacks
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 05:57 |
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Oh my god that is worse than I ever imagined. Japan has many Costco locations, but none close enough to me for a day trip
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 06:31 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Because none of the Costco food court food is sweetened, and in Korea all food must have sugar or syrup on it. Especially foreign food, all foreign food is sweet you know? Garlic bread shiny with a centimeter of caked on honey, steaks glazed in syrup, pizza with whipped cream on it, corn dogs rolled in so much sugar the entire exterior is white... Of all this poo poo in this thread. Da gently caress.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 06:55 |
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I forgive Korea all of its atrocities against pizza and bread because it's own local food is so good.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 07:02 |
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EasternBronze posted:I forgive Korea all of its atrocities against pizza and bread because it's own local food is so good. Yeah, the first hundred or so combinations of the same three ingredients, after that it gets a little repetitive
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ladron posted:Yeah, the first hundred or so combinations of the same three ingredients, after that it gets a little repetitive Admittedly when i lived there I did get a bit tired of it.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 07:12 |
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EasternBronze posted:Admittedly when i lived there I did get a bit tired of it. That's the thing of Korean food. It is very good but the variety is exceptionally limited and it gets old fast. Nowadays I make Korean food two or three times a month and it's delightful every time. Korean barbecue I could eat every day forever but it's hard to go wrong with grillmeats.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 07:20 |
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Putting sugar in everything is a thing in Thailand too. I understand it when it comes to, like, bread, because if bread is an exotic treat then you just think of it as dessert and therefore sweet, so all bread in some bakeries in Thailand is sweet. But then you get, like, people getting bowls of noodle soup and plopping a couple spoonfuls of sugar in there.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 07:26 |
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The 'sugar on everything' is the one thing I hate about visiting Korea, because as much as I love sweet things, I want the savoury stuff to be savoury. And the obsession with honey. Bacon and cheese plait? Cover it with honey! Garlic bread? Not without honey! Honey butter chips anyone? Which is why it further confuses the hell out of me why some of the cakes are bland as gently caress. Go to a dessert cafe, order a piece of layered sponge cake. The sponge tastes of nothing, and the cream is about as sweetened as aerosol can whip cream. Yet, at no point have I had my wife or her visiting friends complain that western food isn't sweet enough.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 07:53 |
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The thing in Korea and China where bread is extremely sweet but cakes are not sweetened or flavored in the slightest remains baffling to me.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:04 |
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Vietnam sweetens their milk too. Which is suppose isn't that odd considering milk tea and all the other milk based sweet drinks, but it's rather odd to get a liter of what's literally just plain milk with a bunch of sugar/sweetener inside.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:13 |
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I was told the reason milk in Korea is so sweet is not because they intentionally sweeten it, but since everybody's lactose intolerant they use an enzyme to remove the lactose, and that process converts the lactose into glucose which tastes much sweeter. I was never able to verify this.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:33 |
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Honey butter dried squid was a thing when i left Korea...shudder.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:34 |
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1. What would you recommend for reading about modern chinese culture? 2. Have we already discussed the fact that dogs in Canton are sometimes boiled alive?
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:36 |
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Grouchio posted:2. Have we already discussed the fact that dogs in Canton are sometimes boiled alive? lapdogs of british colonialism, yes
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Grand Fromage posted:I was told the reason milk in Korea is so sweet is not because they intentionally sweeten it, but since everybody's lactose intolerant they use an enzyme to remove the lactose, and that process converts the lactose into glucose which tastes much sweeter. I was never able to verify this. it's supposed to say lactose free on the side, but this is effectively how they do that, yes. you basically just use an enzyme that pre-digests the lactose and shake it up real good. there's a couple of normal milks on sale in most markets last time i was there. the sweetness taste is so different that i swear to gently caress they add sugar though. iirc the enzyme itself is literally just a grown version of the human one so the additive itself is well tolerated by basically everyone. exception is if you are allergic to casein, apparently lactose-free milk will kick your rear end twice as hard if you are though i'm unclear on if this is an enzyme interaction or just the fact that the casein is much quicker on the uptake with the carbs pre-digested.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:40 |
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There's definitely some weird fuckery going on with Korean milk. I wasn't sure until I had some imported American milk again from a PX and the difference was huge.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:46 |
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Grouchio posted:1. What would you recommend for reading about modern chinese culture? Poorly Made in China by Paul Midler
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Grouchio posted:1. What would you recommend for reading about modern chinese culture? 1. Are you looking to read about modern chinese culture? 2. Sometimes they're also roasted alive with a flamer.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 08:55 |
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Cross-posting because I know some people in this thread like my follies:Bajaj posted:Another Tinder SUCCESS story:
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:03 |
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you sure can find em bro
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:11 |
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Grand Fromage posted:The thing in Korea and China where bread is extremely sweet but cakes are not sweetened or flavored in the slightest remains baffling to me. I was just talking about this yesterday. Korean cakes are mostly for decoration. You bring them to a party or whatever, everyone takes a pictures, maybe eats a couple mouthfuls with chopsticks, and that's it. They are not really meant to be enjoyed more than visually, which is why they are super dry and have no flavor at all. can confirm that korean milk was p.good, like cereal milk, and I also heard it was due to something about the pasteurization process, but ath's as far as I cared
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:16 |
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hmm I know nothing of thai culture or thai drug culture, but my money is that she is on drugs
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:19 |
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quote:I don't have a plunger in my house blatant loving lies
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:21 |
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Bajaj posted:Cross-posting because I know some people in this thread like my follies: starts drawing concentric circles of 10 minutes walking distance around all McDonalds in Bkk "The noose tightens, Plunger, " he said, greasy buckethead gleaming softly in the laptop screen's glow.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:29 |
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ladron posted:I was just talking about this yesterday. Korean cakes are mostly for decoration. You bring them to a party or whatever, everyone takes a pictures, maybe eats a couple mouthfuls with chopsticks, and that's it. They are not really meant to be enjoyed more than visually, which is why they are super dry and have no flavor at all. My experience was Koreans ate the hell out of em and seemed to enjoy it. I never saw a Korean cake survive longer than ten minutes. They definitely put the emphasis on the visuals though. They're very intricately decorated trash, not just your everyday trash.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:30 |
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Grand Fromage posted:My experience was Koreans ate the hell out of em and seemed to enjoy it. I never saw a Korean cake survive longer than ten minutes. for real? I definitely have never seen that, just nibbled at to break up the alcohol
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ladron posted:for real? I definitely have never seen that, just nibbled at to break up the alcohol Yep. I'm not actually sure what food you could put in a room of Korean women that wouldn't immediately disappear like lowering a cow into a piranha pool.
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# ? Mar 8, 2018 09:47 |
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Bajaj posted:Cross-posting because I know some people in this thread like my follies: Girl recovering from a meth bender?
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ladron posted:starts drawing concentric circles of 10 minutes walking distance around all McDonalds in Bkk 10 minutes of Thai walking speed or 10 minutes of farang walking speed though
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BioTech posted:Poorly Made in China by Paul Midler I second this. His language is even handed but it doesn't take away how hosed up it is. Despite all his experience, contacts and ability as a middleman it is always a trap where he too is helpless. If the stories and news reports this thread gets from time to time it hasn't changed one bit if not worse in different ways. I also recommend Flying Upside Down by Duke Nukem. A horrifying look into Chinese aviation practises and culture on a more local level. The language and tone is not as kind. It has real documents showing that yeah, this is is for real. I can attest it veracity as I have personally witnessed their incompetence in a plane crash on the runway and a government report on a crash famous enough to be publicly distributed in the aviation industry from a plane from my school. If you can't find a copy of Flying Upside Down yourself I would be more than happy to send you one. Don't worry, its not if anyone cares.
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