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I like that Hein stole the idea for jump the shark from his friend and now jasons hit em with the Hein emerges which was stolen from an intern.
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Mar 5, 2018 19:31
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Evil Agita posted:I like that Hein stole the idea for jump the shark from his friend and now jasons hit em with the Hein emerges which was stolen from an intern. I think Hein even stole that length of rope he uses to lower the bucket down into his dungeon, too. Fuckin thief! 
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Mar 5, 2018 20:06
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I wondered if that's what Kimmel said at the end of the Oscars but didn't go back and check, obviously since "Baba Booey" is too well-known.
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Mar 5, 2018 20:21
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Apparently the host of the Independent Spirit awards (whatever that is) name dropped Sour Shoes.
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Mar 6, 2018 01:13
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an adult beverage posted:Apparently the host of the Independent Spirit awards (whatever that is) name dropped Sour Shoes. Oooooooh!
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Mar 6, 2018 06:11
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Memet beat Brent in the IQ test. 121 to 112
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Mar 6, 2018 14:41
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MrMidnight posted:Memet beat Brent in the IQ test. 121 to 112 I love the new Memet that trolls everyone so this is the best result possible.
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Mar 6, 2018 17:05
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Fred should play that Moonshine Miller song over and over to see if Brent will freak out.
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Mar 6, 2018 17:31
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Thankfully he didn't beat Will. Isn't that the same score as Gary?
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Mar 6, 2018 17:41
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Oh god that's the best possible result. Brent is as smart as Ralph and Memet is as smart as Gary and Jan Hein.
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Mar 6, 2018 20:27
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I didn't listen yet. Was this a work?
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Mar 7, 2018 00:49
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God no, Brent is Howard's faithful asskisser. If they were going to gently caress with anyone it'd have been Memet because he'd have handled losing even worse than he did winning. This was great because he's the show troll right now (think Benjy with airtime but even less likable) and he crushed Brent, who was proven to be strictly average, and scored higher than Jason and as high as Gary and Jon, who were also wanting Brent to win. This is exactly like DePace winning.
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Mar 7, 2018 01:30
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Evil Agita posted:I didn't listen yet. Was this a work? Was it a what now?
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Mar 7, 2018 02:59
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BiggerBoat posted:Was it a what now? Wrestling term for a staged bit
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MrMidnight posted:Wrestling term for a staged bit Is this Brent guy a "heel"? Oh man, now I want to listen to Bobby Rude talk about punting Eric up into the stands.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-V7mPf39xk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cozYFPOtd5Y Edit: I really should just put the money down on a custom title that reads "False Perceptions". That or the Matt Dillon quote. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 04:11 on Mar 7, 2018 |
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Mar 7, 2018 03:53
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https://twitter.com/DavidSpade/status/971374388653252608
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Mar 7, 2018 14:18
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The IQ bit was the best bit in a very long time. Then today Memet started crying on the air. Really great radio.
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Mar 7, 2018 15:32
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Just got through Tuesday's show. Is Mehmet for real? I know he will is playing things up on purpose, but he was so over the top throughout the process and genuinely offending members of staff including Howard. I'm not sure where the line is between trolling and reality.
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Mar 7, 2018 19:42
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Mar 7, 2018 20:07
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Anyone know what’s going on with Scott and his wife or when they talked about it? Pretty bummed if it’s true his wife is ill.
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Two Kings posted:Anyone know what’s going on with Scott and his wife or when they talked about it? Pretty bummed if it’s true his wife is ill. Yeah it got pretty depressing for a second. Scott's voice started to crack and he teared up. Apparently its an illness that's been going on for 6/7 years and he just got some bad news about it yesterday. It was during the post IQ test wrap up talk with Memet and Brent. Scott came in to give advice to Memet on how to not take the show so seriously.
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Mar 7, 2018 21:07
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I'm sad for Scott and hope things get better but honestly I'm amazed he and his wife were able to avoid serious health issues for as long as they have. When you listen to the 90s shows where the gang would goof on Scott, it sounds like they both smoked like chimneys.
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kylej posted:I'm sad for Scott and hope things get better but honestly I'm amazed he and his wife were able to avoid serious health issues for as long as they have. When you listen to the 90s shows where the gang would goof on Scott, it sounds like they both smoked like chimneys. Yah they both smoked hard during the 90s and early 2000s.....and im sure during their "swinger" years in the 70s and 80s There was a great show where Scott was all proud of buying a new house and said he and his wife dont smoke inside it. Which was a big step. Black cloud man, black cloud.
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Mar 7, 2018 22:01
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I am at a conference and have a rental car that has Sirius and have listened to most of the shows this week. I have only been listening to old shows since I stopped listening back during the AGT days 3-4 years ago. Anyways, I must say I've enjoyed this week's shows quite a bit... I don't know who Memet is, but I know I hate him now. I will start listening to new shows again now and will try and catch up on the post-AGT years of shows hopefully.
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Dying because of smoking is by leaps and goddamn bounds the shittiest way to go. My grandfather was a super active guy during his 70s and the first part of his 80s. COPD got him around 85 and he spent the next 5 years struggling to do the most very basic of things. It absolutely destroyed him and if you're not lucky enough to go from something like cancer (yes, lucky) then it will get you and hold you down and assfuck you to death and by your last days you won't be able to do 20 feet in your own house without needing oxygen and a chair. He stopped smoking when I was born (35 years ago) and he absolutely would have hit 95 if not 100 if he'd never taken up smoking. For the love of god if you smoke, loving stop it. You will actually want to live when you're 90 because you're going to have grandkids and great-grandkids who you'll want to see. Just goddamn stop, it's such a horrible way to die.
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Mar 8, 2018 03:48
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Who the gently caress wants to live to be 95 or 100? gently caress that.
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Mar 8, 2018 12:56
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What exactly does Jon Hein do on the Stern show? The Wrap-up show? They should fire him.
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Lifespan posted:Just got through Tuesday's show. Is Mehmet for real? I know he will is playing things up on purpose, but he was so over the top throughout the process and genuinely offending members of staff including Howard. I'm not sure where the line is between trolling and reality. He's definitely ramped it up for the air. I can't believe how many of the staff seem to be rattled by his complete BS. There is a level of truth to him though. He was in tears on Wednesday's show which wasn't fake at all IMO.
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Was that Chris Wilding who got on the intercom yesterday and ripped Memet? It's so ridiculous that they won't even use the names of staff members. Instead it was "one of the guys in the office doesn't like Memet" and then cut to some random voice calling him an rear end in a top hat. Why not have the guy in to confront Memet in person and stir something up for the air? It's bizarre.
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Former Human posted:Was that Chris Wilding who got on the intercom yesterday and ripped Memet? It's so ridiculous that they won't even use the names of staff members. Instead it was "one of the guys in the office doesn't like Memet" and then cut to some random voice calling him an rear end in a top hat. Why not have the guy in to confront Memet in person and stir something up for the air? It's bizarre. Very bizarre. They treat Mike Trainor the same way. He's just "The Lump". It's just yet another fine example of the Streisand effect at work on the show.
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an adult beverage posted:I am at a conference and have a rental car that has Sirius and have listened to most of the shows this week. I have only been listening to old shows since I stopped listening back during the AGT days 3-4 years ago. You have to listen to mehmets hook up stories
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okay stern fans itt, if you could conceive a Howard Stern-themed pinball table, what kind of things would you want to see on it? currently designing a pinball table for just that purpose and it's been a lot of fun coming up with ideas for the goals of the table. maybe targets that spell "BABA BOOEY"? some kind of jackpot that involves Hitting Em With The Hein? we're currently in the stage of prototyping playfield elements and getting the actual layout of the game done, but I figure it would be nice to get the jump on the graphics and maybe come up with some pretty cool poo poo. right now we've got some core elements done, like ramps and ball physics: currently yes, everything looks like poo poo because we're still using placeholder materials and the graphic elements are mostly just for show/made us laugh when we were constantly testing shots and had to hear the "baba booey" drop every time the ball went down an outlane right now we've got the following ideas being implemented: -bumpers that have ETM's head on them and say "ack" when hit --------or spinners that have his head on them, haven't decided -a "Hey Now" ramp -a special Hein jackpot target some stuff is a really obvious inclusion in a Stern pinball table, but it's been fun to see what moments or elements of the show really fit with the idea of a pinball table. i've wanted to make a Stern themed table for a long time and use all uncensored clips just for fun because pinball tables don't usually swear at the player barnold fucked around with this message at 18:36 on Mar 9, 2018 |
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:okay stern fans itt, if you could conceive a Howard Stern-themed pinball table, what kind of things would you want to see on it? currently designing a pinball table for just that purpose and it's been a lot of fun coming up with ideas for the goals of the table. maybe targets that spell "BABA BOOEY"? some kind of jackpot that involves Hitting Em With The Hein? we're currently in the stage of prototyping playfield elements and getting the actual layout of the game done, but I figure it would be nice to get the jump on the graphics and maybe come up with some pretty cool poo poo. right now we've got some core elements done, like ramps and ball physics: Heh. Stern Pinball. I like it. For reference: http://www.sternpinball.com For ideas: - a sour shoes "OOOOOOoooooh!" when you get a big bonus - Steve Langford saying "I want you to go to jail" when you lose, OR, randomly having one of Artie ETM shutdowns play when that happens "Ok, gbye buddy." "Yeah, we'll see ya". "Take that club foot and shove it up your rear end". - as your total score is being tallied at the end, have Beet rambling 'yeah, 250 lbs. Yeah, 300lbs... 450 lbs." - "Douche" has to be in there. - some sort of relevant bigfoot quote, it is. - if you lose during a bonus, your end report, with the low score of nothing won, should have "zero. point. zero." played overtop. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 18:42 on Mar 9, 2018 |
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Mar 9, 2018 18:37
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You need to have bumper that just does Jackie laugh
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Mar 9, 2018 18:38
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euphronius posted:You need to have bumper that just does Jackie laugh This. Another with the JD bark.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:For ideas: the Artie ETM shutdown is an amazing idea. right now "DOUCHE" plays when the ball falls down the right out lane, and Scott The Engineer's "bullshit, man!" plays when it falls out the left the Zero Point Zero anti-bonus is also incredible, I can't believe I didn't think of that. I've started writing some of the scoring subroutines, and that's going to be in there for sure
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:the Artie ETM shutdown is an amazing idea. right now "DOUCHE" plays when the ball falls down the right out lane, and Scott The Engineer's "bullshit, man!" plays when it falls out the left If the player barely shoots the ball at the start, so it doesn't even make it up into the board, have Robin say "Four inches is fine!" EDIT: OK, I don't know how, but you NEED the Mike Walker fart in there. And maybe the conga playing, looped.
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Sand Monster posted:Very bizarre. They treat Mike Trainor the same way. He's just "The Lump". Richard had a good one when he said something like, "I was talking to Priest from Priest and Boy..."
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If the player barely shoots the ball at the start, so it doesn't even make it up into the board, have Robin say "Four inches is fine!" Hitting the bumpers x amount of times starts Walker Mode - a little screen animation plays and "Can I tell you my favorite Matt Dillon story real briefly?" plays. Then, you have 15 seconds to hit the bumpers as many times as you can, and each time the fart sound blasts through the speakers. The background music for Walker Mode will be the conga playing. Holy gently caress, I knew posting about this in here was a good idea.
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