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Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013

Considering all the "Do we really need DST" talk/articles that comes twice a year, that bird isn't alone on that opinion.

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Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


The only pronoun you need is "comrade". Works for everything.

Oxyclean
Sep 23, 2007


How are u posted:



e: ^^^^^ Yeah, I don't want to be an rear end in a top hat and I will try my best if somebody asks me, but it's really hard for me to wrap my head around. Has anybody here actually had somebody ask them to use pronouns like xir or feir or whatever the gently caress? Or is that just like Reed College poo poo that never happens in the real world? Obviously it has never happened to me, of which I'm glad because I'd probably make an involuntary weird face or eye roll and offend them.
It’s probably happened somewhere at some point, but it’s exceptionally rare and it’s frustrating because people constantly use these odd pronouns as an excuse to be disrespectful towards preferred pronouns/transgender people as a whole.

Katt
Nov 14, 2017

Zesty posted:



It's really desperate how needy he is to justify his defense of this guy for years.



I heard that besides watergate and some flirting with the south. Nixon might not have been the worst Republican president ever. That he was sort of progressive for a Republican.

Ironically watergate is the bones that remain after history picked his corpse clean.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Katt posted:

I heard that besides watergate and some flirting with the south. Nixon might not have been the worst Republican president ever. That he was sort of progressive for a Republican.
you fuckin heard wrong friendo

also every time I see one of these posted I google to find out if the cartoonist is alive so I can email them asking them how they feel about Nixon

haven't had one not be dead of old age yet :(

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Katt posted:



I heard that besides watergate and some flirting with the south. Nixon might not have been the worst Republican president ever. That he was sort of progressive for a Republican.

Ironically watergate is the bones that remain after history picked his corpse clean.

EPA, Clean Air Act, China

Not shabby

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Katt posted:



I heard that besides watergate and some flirting with the south. Nixon might not have been the worst Republican president ever. That he was sort of progressive for a Republican.


He committed treason.

Jurgan
May 8, 2007

Just pour it directly into your gaping mouth-hole you decadent slut

VideoGameVet posted:

EPA, Clean Air Act, China

Not shabby

How much of that was things he wanted to do versus things he was forced to do by a Democratic Congress? It’s probably not all one or the other- he was a conservative but more pragmatic than the lunatics in the GOP today.

The worst thing Nixon ever did was before he was president, sabotaging LBJ’s attempts to end the Vietnam War so he could run on being the only one who knew how to fix it.

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice
Using pronouns you aren't used to takes some practice but only an rear end in a top hat would double down when they make a mistake instead of just saying "oops, sorry". I have a trans friend who spent about a year going by "they" while she figured things out and mistakes happen but if you actually try you'll find it pretty natural surprisingly quickly. In conclusion, the comic is kinda dumb because it focuses on "pronouns are easy" instead of "intentionally getting it wrong is dickish"

Spun Dog
Sep 21, 2004


Smellrose
Anybody else have a problem loading images from imgur?

They seem to take forever, especially the small ones, compared to the rest of the internet.

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009

Alhazred posted:

He committed treason.

What's a bit of mild treason amongst friends?

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012



No this is a good thing.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Do people who use anything other than he/she/they actually exist? I thought they were just a right-wing strawman.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Fister Roboto posted:

Do people who use anything other than he/she/they actually exist? I thought they were just a right-wing strawman.

I have a friend who uses Xe. I still struggle with the conjugation sometimes but I have no issue with making the attempt.

I personally actually DO struggle with "they", not because I have an issue using it if requested but in my mind "they" is a term used when one is unsure of gender; it feels when I use it I'm creating some kind of quantum gender that will at some point be specified, thus negating the whole point of identifying as Genderqueer, Genderfluid etc.

So I'm happy to use it but I actually prefer the weird specific pronouns because they feel like a clear statement of non-binary gender.

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Fister Roboto posted:

Do people who use anything other than he/she/they actually exist? I thought they were just a right-wing strawman.

Yeah, there's a handful. I used to know someone that preferred to go by ey/em. Some people like to affirm that they are gender-neutral rather than use pronouns that could also apply to people who are male or female.

You probably don't need to actually learn them unless you meet someone who goes by them, though.

sheep-dodger
Feb 21, 2013

cheetah7071 posted:

Using pronouns you aren't used to takes some practice but only an rear end in a top hat would double down when they make a mistake instead of just saying "oops, sorry". I have a trans friend who spent about a year going by "they" while she figured things out and mistakes happen but if you actually try you'll find it pretty natural surprisingly quickly. In conclusion, the comic is kinda dumb because it focuses on "pronouns are easy" instead of "intentionally getting it wrong is dickish"

That's not how I read it. The dude says that it's hard in the second panel, but later shows that he knows how to use a singular they, so he's just hiding his assholery behind "It's so haaard".

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

sheep-dodger posted:

That's not how I read it. The dude says that it's hard in the second panel, but later shows that he knows how to use a singular they, so he's just hiding his assholery behind "It's so haaard".

Well it's possible I'm the obtuse one but in my personal experience, intentionally using they for a person who your brain had previously associated with a gendered pronoun is significantly harder than using singular they for situations where you've been using it your whole life. Maybe it's different when you first meet them while they're going by they.

e: the strawman is a dick because he doubled down but the strawman-owner took the wrong approach in their owning

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Jurgan posted:

How much of that was things he wanted to do versus things he was forced to do by a Democratic Congress?

They didn't even let him pick a new VP to succeed Agnew. The Democratic Congressional leaders told him to name Gerald Ford or they'd reject any other nomination.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

xergm posted:

Non-zero, actually. Someone has sincerely asked me to use a pronoun on that list.

If respecting someone and using their one preferred pronoun over another is really that hard for you folks, I don't know how to help you.

Yeah, I'm agreeing with you. The people who instantly take it personally and search google for an image to back up their persecution complex are the weird ones, normal people are just like "oh cool" and use whatever the person prefers because it's easy and nice.

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Jurgan posted:

How much of that was things he wanted to do versus things he was forced to do by a Democratic Congress? It’s probably not all one or the other- he was a conservative but more pragmatic than the lunatics in the GOP today.

The worst thing Nixon ever did was before he was president, sabotaging LBJ’s attempts to end the Vietnam War so he could run on being the only one who knew how to fix it.

My SO's childhood friend was the daughter of Dr. Stanley M. Greenfield. In the 1970's he was one of the scientists who worked with Nixon on the EPA. Note: My SO worked at the EPA in the 1980's on the superfund stuff.

I was told Nixon really wanted this to happen. Don't know why, but that's the story.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Nixon could be reasoned with. This puts him head and shoulders above modern Republicans.

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

VideoGameVet posted:

My SO's childhood friend was the daughter of Dr. Stanley M. Greenfield. In the 1970's he was one of the scientists who worked with Nixon on the EPA. Note: My SO worked at the EPA in the 1980's on the superfund stuff.

I was told Nixon really wanted this to happen. Don't know why, but that's the story.

Hm, on the other hand, all the Nixon quotes and poo poo about how he doesn't want to to do it and doesn't trust the EPA and everyone around him saying he wanted to fight the dems over it....

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

VideoGameVet posted:

EPA, Clean Air Act, China

Not shabby

HUAC. He can gently caress off.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Duke Igthorn posted:

Is this a threat? Like, "Haha you called our guy poo poo for eight years we'll SHOW you poo poo! How about now huh? Still feel like calling our president poo poo??"

Cause honestly the only other interpretation is "Our side is awful, but we COULD be worse" and that's...not the yay positive message for your party you think it is you tepid glass of room temperature tap water.
Yes, it's a threat. Just like how right now the narrative is "Oh yeah? If you impeach Trump, then you'll get PENCE, and he'll strip away civil rights and look presidential doing it!"

It's essentially civic terrorism.

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016



Attorney General Jeff Sessions finally woke up.

He intends to stop California’s open border policy. Not only is Governor “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown not enforcing our immigration laws, he and other lefty loons have actively been trying to suppress enforcement. This was apparently enough to snap Sessions out of his slumber.

What will happen next could involve a long legal showdown, but for cartoon purposes I’ve boiled it down to a gun battle, and Brown lacks the firepower.

—Ben Garrison

King Possum III
Feb 15, 2016

nm

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Duke Igthorn posted:

Nixon could be reasoned with. This puts him head and shoulders above modern Republicans.

Dude was more paranoid than Trump about his inner circle.

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

VideoGameVet posted:

EPA, Clean Air Act, China

Not shabby

half the names on the Vietnam memorial

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


King Possum III posted:



Attorney General Jeff Sessions finally woke up.

He intends to stop California’s open border policy. Not only is Governor “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown not enforcing our immigration laws, he and other lefty loons have actively been trying to suppress enforcement. This was apparently enough to snap Sessions out of his slumber.

What will happen next could involve a long legal showdown, but for cartoon purposes I’ve boiled it down to a gun battle, and Brown lacks the firepower.

—Ben Garrison
I'm the bald dude with GANG tattooed on his forehead.

Duke Igthorn
Oct 11, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

seiferguy posted:

Dude was more paranoid than Trump about his inner circle.
Oh yeah yeah no: poo poo person. Just poo poo. Still, you could talk him into doing good things and yeah, "Did not actively screw everyone and everything just because" seems to be a REALLY low bar but it's a bar Republicans are constantly slamming their watermelon heads into.

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

actual full bentext:

Garrison posted:

THE SHOWDOWN

Attorney General Jeff Sessions finally woke up.

He intends to stop California’s open border policy. Not only is Governor “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown not enforcing our immigration laws, he and other lefty loons have actively been trying to suppress enforcement. This was apparently enough to snap Sessions out of his slumber. What will happen next could involve a long legal showdown, but for cartoon purposes I’ve boiled it down to a gun battle, and Brown lacks the firepower.

Sure, I know guns are still legal in California, but Brown has been doing is best to trample the 2nd Amendment and pass all the anti-gun legislation possible. Soon we may see cities in California begin seizing firearms illegally and against our Constitution just like they’re doing right now in Seattle. Taking away guns based on someone’s looks? That’s the very acme of tyranny.

Brown claims the 10th Amendment (funny how the progressives cite the Bill of Rights only when it suits them) enables his state to leave its border wide open. I do believe in states’ rights. They should be allowed to make their own decisions on issues such as marijuana. The ‘federal government’ (an ugly combo of words) should keep their fat fingers off individual liberty whenever possible, but the Constitution also states the federal government has a duty to protect citizens from foreign invasion.

California’s cities are bastions of the leftist, virtual signaling, egalitarian mindset. They want everyone and anyone in the world to come here and get free stuff, including education, health care, welfare and driver licenses (forget insurance—that’s for the sheep). Then the invaders are free to go anywhere else in the country as well and soak up taxpayer money.

No need to learn English—that’s not politically correct! But they are expected to vote for democrats who are now essentially socialists. They are expected to vote away our Republic in exchange for even more government tyranny. They will vote to take away our guns and our liberty. U.S. citizens will become slaves.

This is why Sessions must go in and clean up the state of California.

–Ben Garrison

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Is Garrison suggesting that California should shoot the Attorney General in self-defense?

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

King Possum III posted:



Attorney General Jeff Sessions finally woke up.

He intends to stop California’s open border policy. Not only is Governor “Moonbeam” Jerry Brown not enforcing our immigration laws, he and other lefty loons have actively been trying to suppress enforcement. This was apparently enough to snap Sessions out of his slumber.

What will happen next could involve a long legal showdown, but for cartoon purposes I’ve boiled it down to a gun battle, and Brown lacks the firepower.

—Ben Garrison

I like how Zyklon Ben's caricature of Moonbeams is having him literally embody California. Jerry Brown represents the state of California in a way that nobody else can emulate in Ben's world. Not even Manly Sun-God Trump can pretend to represent the USA as much as Brown represents California.

Which also means that in his rants, when Ben criticizes and insults Jerry Brown, he does that to all Californians.

Also I love the completely stupid detail of the vintage chimney being duct-taped while solar panels have been added. "Take that, California, you stupid modern-technology lovers who think you're too good for carbon monoxide poisoning!"

Raised By Birds
May 5, 2013
The sign on the "Golden Bear Saloon," just says "Welcome Immigrants."

Not "illegal immigrants", or any other way of saying that, just "immigrants."

On the side that you're meant to find disagreeable and wrong.


quote:

California’s cities are bastions of the leftist, virtual signaling, egalitarian mindset. They want everyone and anyone in the world to come here and get free stuff, including education, health care, welfare and driver licenses

Egality, education, health care-- truly the stuff of nightmares.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
:britain:

Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Stormy Daniels' lawsuit – The actor Stormy Daniels is trying to void an alleged non-disclosure agreement between her and the president"

Telegraph:

Russian spy poisoning inquiry widens after medics treat 21 people

Independent:

After Constable.

Times:


Evening Standard:

Kim Jong-un to meet Trump by May after North Korea invitation

ZeButler
Oct 2, 2013

Florida is trying to make a step in the right direction, and the NRA is already suing them.

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008

Zivilyn Bane posted:

The sign on the "Golden Bear Saloon," just says "Welcome Immigrants."

Not "illegal immigrants", or any other way of saying that, just "immigrants."

On the side that you're meant to find disagreeable and wrong.


Egality, education, health care-- truly the stuff of nightmares.

But you see, those benefits should only extend to people who were born on the correct side of an imaginary line on a map

Which is why it's funny that Garrison sets a cartoon in the Wild West period, where borders were a lot more unstable than they are now

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp

Lord Hydronium posted:

I'm the bald dude with GANG tattooed on his forehead.

I'm the sign reading "If I speak Spanish".

Sandpuppy
Jun 16, 2012

Social Abscess
of the
Universe
Jeff Sessions: Armed, with no badge, and sporting a bandana, like a common bandit.
Brownifornia: Badge = law enforcement, and unarmed.

Sessions is supposed to be the hero in this showdown.

Also, I had no idea the wild west was so dirty, what with plastic syringes and post-it notes lying all over the streets.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/972244161247305729

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