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Okay bear with me because I realize how far-fetched this one is. I swear this is the last DBZ joke I'll make because we're just about at the end here- That Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee with Alec Baldwin except that Goku is Seinfeld and Vegeta is Baldwin “I think I've worked harder than you and not gotten as far, quite frankly" Tell me more! |
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Opening up my Bullshit Store |
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Me sitting quietly in chair thinking "This is too much, i'm overstimulated." |
# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:03 |
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Twitter is great. It's like birdwatching but for assholes. |
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A cookbook for the chronically depressed with entries like "This is edible" and "Crying pasta." |
# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:09 |
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"The Dishes: Who Cares?" |
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Saltine crackers: Put saltine crackers on a plate and then eat them. Or don't bother with the plate no one cares we're all going to die sooner or later.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:25 |
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"Cheeze whizz shooters" |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A cookbook for the chronically depressed with entries like "This is edible" and "Crying pasta." I wrote something like this once, similar concept. ---------------- |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A cookbook for the chronically depressed with entries like "This is edible" and "Crying pasta." grinding pepper into your eyes so you can feel something
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mysterious frankie posted:I wrote something like this once, similar concept. You're the author of Microwave Meals for One?! |
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TVsVeryOwn posted:You're the author of Microwave Meals for One?! man oh manischewitz, I wish! I bet they're rolling in dough! ---------------- |
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food jokez
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mysterious frankie posted:man oh manischewitz, I wish! I bet they're rolling in dough! this is a prime cut |
# ? Mar 9, 2018 00:38 |
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Work snack idea: bag of flour |
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IDEA FOR A NEW YORKER COMIC *two apricots sitting in a dehydrator. one is speaking to the other* "...well, yeah, but it's a dry heat." ---------------- |
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sebmojo posted:Work snack idea: bag of flour it's deconstructed bread |
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mysterious frankie posted:IDEA FOR A NEW YORKER COMIC This is a mildly amusing, possibly risible image.
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Getting around town on an enormous swarm of beetles |
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I'm loving Up This Interview Why did I bring so much mayonnaise? This was not a good day to wear my "Eat rear end, Smoke Grass" T-shirt. I guess I should have waited until after the interview to move my stuff into an office, attend the christmas party, have a fling with a coworker, and claim six months of "pet paternity leave" ETA: I should have parked my beetles outside ShinyBirdTeeth fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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sebmojo posted:Work snack idea: bag of flour Gotta stop and smell the flours |
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Robot Made of Meat posted:This is a mildly amusing, possibly risible image. >: ) ---------------- |
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A free D+ public service announcement proposal for anyone in college and doing advertising or public health awareness or whatever projects: A dad in a kitchen (wearing a hoodie and cargo shorts, so we know he's a cool and current dad) turns away from a pot he was just stirring on a stove. Talking on a cellphone, we see him open up a refrigerator door and kneel down behind it while the pot simmers on the burner with the handle jutting over the edge. A narrator intones "Never leave a pot unattended..." as things cut to slow-motion and we see a toddler running into the kitchen towards the stove, followed by the dad springing away from the fridge to tackle his child from behind. The narration then continues, "...not even for a second.", as the two fall together at the base of the stove. We then get an immediate cut to their point-of-view, and see a Xenomorph's pop up in a jump scare from behind the kitchen's island. ---------------- |
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the language of joy, each syllable of pleasure, and the gratitude that such senses as ours were endowed to us by nature so as to permit the fullness of sensation to enter us from every eager avenue, elide now into a sonorous lowing, a throaty benediction unto the blessed moments bestowed by chance or fate, and the incomprehensible turning of our existence which bestows them... basically what I'm saying is that cumming is reeeeal kool.
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hello byob using ur insurance to buy weed but ur weed guy is out of network |
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ShinyBirdTeeth posted:A cookbook for the chronically depressed with entries like "This is edible" and "Crying pasta." a sensible breakfast, an entire hyvee sheet cake for lunch, and sleep for dinner CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE: |
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Kthulhu5000 posted:A free D+ public service announcement proposal for anyone in college and doing advertising or public health awareness or whatever projects: A good dad. A great xenomorph. Also something about going back in time and making peoples good posts before they can make them. Twenty Four fucked around with this message at 16:43 on Mar 13, 2018
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sebmojo posted:Work snack idea: bag of flour canyoneer posted:it's deconstructed bread trendy restaurant serving a mound of flour slapped onto a piece of slate, a tiny bbowl of salt, a small crumbling cake of yeast, and a jar of water |
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alnilam posted:trendy restaurant serving a mound of flour slapped onto a piece of slate, a tiny bbowl of salt, a small crumbling cake of yeast, and a jar of water i would be shocked if a bay area restaurant hadn't tried this already |
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ghost emoji posted:a sensible breakfast, an entire hyvee sheet cake for lunch, and sleep for dinner I'm having a "whole sheet cake" kind of week. |
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Are jugs of fortissimo and Japanese style peanuts food group, because I have that crud on lockdown
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alnilam posted:trendy restaurant serving a mound of flour slapped onto a piece of slate, a tiny bbowl of salt, a small crumbling cake of yeast, and a jar of water You don't really eat it, so much as you just kind of mix everything together with your hands and run your fingers through it, and then a llama or sheep herding dog licks it off of them. ---------------- |
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Twenty Four posted:A good dad. A great xenomorph. Spoiler: the Xenomorph then runs towards the stove, with a compulsion to grab the handle and knock it off the burner and onto itself. ---------------- |
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Jokes on you: the best food we've ever eaten is a warm deep 'n delicious cake with melty mini eggs on it and a dollop of french vanilla ice cream - but no one ever eats it becuase it is EMBARRASING! |
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me, shirtless, holding a palette and brush "good, you're awake. did you sleep well? I know i did . What am I doing? Oh, I've just been painting us some breakfast." *spins around easle to show pancakes, bacon, fresh coffee, fried tomatoes, the works*
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albany academy posted:me, shirtless, holding a palette and brush "good, you're awake. did you sleep well? I know i did . What am I doing? Oh, I've just been painting us some breakfast." *spins around easle to show pancakes, bacon, fresh coffee, fried tomatoes, the works* Can't you paint us up some weed? |
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order of monks who practice self-flatuation |
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City of Glompton posted:order of monks who practice self-flatuation For the last time we're not monks, we just wear bathrobes sometimes and drink a lot of beer |
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I cannot lie and I like big butts, falsehood is like a punch to my gut, and when a girl walks in with tenacity and penchant for mendacity I get sad and sometimes mad ‘cause I notice that I’ve been had |
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Cubone posted:I cannot lie and I like big butts, |
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