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Should be in your inbox.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 10:44 |
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Grand Fromage posted:Should be specific we're talking about adult lactose tolerance here. As a baby everyone is, but most humans don't have the genes to retain that tolerance into adulthood. It's a fairly uncommon mutation. Half & half is what separates the strong manly men from the little girly boys. Atlas Hugged posted:I'm totally amused by your stories and realize they only represent one portion of your interactions. I'm just saying that when people start asking if she was on a yaba bender or whatever my gut reaction is to say probably not.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 11:03 |
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Bajaj posted:Excuse me, but I'm a registered sexpat. In case you don't know, but "sexpat" stands for "sexual pat." Please respect my people. No I totally believe you. Just living in Bangkok nothing you say shocks me anymore.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 11:28 |
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Giant golden space Buddha floating around the asteroid belt still makes me happy.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 12:07 |
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oohhboy posted:I second this. His language is even handed but it doesn't take away how hosed up it is. Despite all his experience, contacts and ability as a middleman it is always a trap where he too is helpless. If the stories and news reports this thread gets from time to time it hasn't changed one bit if not worse in different ways. I read this thread backwards today and so without context I thought you were commenting on Haiers dating stories.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 12:22 |
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Bum the Sad posted:Giant golden space Buddha floating around the asteroid belt still makes me happy.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 13:05 |
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the true galaxy brain
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 13:09 |
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Then there’s https://hypebeast.com/ Owned by a chinese kid to make money off suburbia
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 13:29 |
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His Divine Shadow posted:I read this thread backwards today and so without context I thought you were commenting on Haiers dating stories. Applicable either way.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 14:46 |
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Lactose tolerance is a positive effect of general mutation found naturally in populations with a long history of reliance on dairy products. It actually has nothing to do with geographical location...well, no, there is a correlation, but it's rooted in behavior.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:26 |
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Bajaj, I’m surprised you don’t have more weird stories tbh. Have any girls tried to stay all day/clean your apartment the next morning, then gotten pissy and stolen something on the way out when you made them leave? Because that was the move a couple friends kept running into.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:30 |
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I'm very mutated. Thank you.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:30 |
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https://twitter.com/ChuBailiang/status/966267663919042562
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:40 |
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Oh my god, they're going to be skinned alive. EDIT: Where's the horrified/laughing smiley, again?
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:50 |
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That was probably a bad idea.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 16:53 |
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They already got arrested
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:07 |
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训醒姿势。holy poo poo it’s actually a crime
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:08 |
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Modern day running man with Chinese characteristics. The stalker lineup: Chinese car. Elevator and lifts. Bored cops. Maoist that didn’t get the memo. Ancient map of nine dash line. Expensive plastic covered furniture. Old lady kicker. Crashed rocket. Fertiliser bombs.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:09 |
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omae wa mo shinderu
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:09 |
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Bored cops got them? How boring. Without the caption I would have though they were nationalist uniforms.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:12 |
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oohhboy posted:Modern day running man with Chinese characteristics. The stalker lineup: You forgot the Exploding poo poo-Truck
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:24 |
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That's tonight secret stalker! You get a copy of the Chinese Running Man board game! It's missing half the pieces, remaining pieces are ill-formed and are for an entirely different game. The board is just another standard picture of Xi that is hypergolic with hot water.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 17:42 |
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on the one hand why the gently caress would you ever do this on the other hand, these idiots have displayed more initiative and unintentional mastery of satire than any hundred of their peers give 'em those "Einstein visas" to the US imo
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 18:57 |
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I guess this would be like dressing up as SS officers and posing in front of historical war monuments and poo poo in germany, which also would not go over too well.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:17 |
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How is this “satire”? There’s a difference between being an edgelord fucker who does nazi salutes at Auschwitz and being a satirist, these morons are firmly in the first category.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:31 |
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HerStuddMuffin posted:How is this “satire”? There’s a difference between being an edgelord fucker who does nazi salutes at Auschwitz and being a satirist, these morons are firmly in the first category. jesus christ murder them
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 20:26 |
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Gonna Ugoku, ugoku right into the sleepy van.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 20:32 |
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Gorilla Salad posted:EDIT: Where's the horrified/laughing smiley, again?
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:14 |
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caberham posted:They already got arrested they’ve now disappeared
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:17 |
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Pirate Radar posted:Bajaj, I’m surprised you don’t have more weird stories tbh. Have any girls tried to stay all day/clean your apartment the next morning, then gotten pissy and stolen something on the way out when you made them leave? Because that was the move a couple friends kept running into. they only really do this if you don't pay them
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:18 |
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ladron posted:they only really do this if you don't pay them The more you know.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:24 |
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no money no honey
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:43 |
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Chaoshan girl just learned about the whole goddamn universe and meanwhile you're hooking up with local crackheads on Thai tinder, what the gently caress man
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 22:46 |
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When you don't follow the formula of "take everything political extremely seriously", "always try to win at face culture", and "only publish positive content involving Uncle Poohbear's new dictatorship", this happens.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 23:17 |
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https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/ImpressiveBonyCapeghostfrog Hit and run justice
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 01:04 |
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Baronjutter posted:https://gfycat.com/gifs/detail/ImpressiveBonyCapeghostfrog came to post this. I love how he pops out at the end like oscar the grouch
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 01:25 |
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https://qz.com/1225347/xi-jinping-says-chinas-one-party-authoritarian-system-can-be-a-model-for-the-world/amp/quote:Xi Jinping says China’s authoritarian system can be a model for the world "Those silly foreigners are always talking about their silly foreign ideas.. well I have a great idea for a one-party system with a supreme ruler at the top. Nobody thought of this before! It is so good, not corrupt." - Guy who just jailed like a billion "corrupt" officials for not giving him more of their stolen assets Also, lol at using the Arab Spring as as reason why something like democracy is bad. Pirate Radar posted:Bajaj, I’m surprised you don’t have more weird stories tbh. Have any girls tried to stay all day/clean your apartment the next morning, then gotten pissy and stolen something on the way out when you made them leave? Because that was the move a couple friends kept running into. Devils Affricate posted:Chaoshan girl just learned about the whole goddamn universe and meanwhile you're hooking up with local crackheads on Thai tinder, what the gently caress man Me and CG are top-tier bros, not a couple, though I can readily admit she tops about 95% of anyone I met after her. We're both not interested in marriage at all, and long-distance relationships are dumb. At the same time, we have clash regularly about things and we know spending every day together would drive us both insane.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 04:17 |
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Bajaj posted:No hooking up, just meeting. I've been here like 3.5 months and have zero desire to bang a Thai, and definitely will not now. They honestly make me miss putting up with crazy Mainland women. That dirty chick was just supposed to hang out and eat a meal, go see a movie, no talk of anything past that. but...but...you're the plunger! the chosen one! you were supposed to bring balance to the folds!
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 04:22 |
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The whole inventing stuff by slapping from a child's sticker book "Chinese characteristics" on everything is getting old and boring. They really need to be more innovative and call them ancient Chinese secrets. It's getting easier to assume they have never discovered or invented anything ever.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 05:34 |
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The girls in Pirate Radar's story were usually considered a "prize" by his friends for being able to out wait the bar until it closed so they wouldn't have to pay the bar fine.
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