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the greatest sagas of the SA forums: all they do is turn into a box of dead bees
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Mar 10, 2018 13:21
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Shifty Nipples posted:Yeah he moved a barbecue or fire-pit under the mass of bees on the swing-set and filled it with fire. And by "filled it with fire" you mean "threw paint thinner and gasoline on the fire" Great thread.
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Mar 10, 2018 14:47
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Inescapable Duck posted:Animal control would know how to deal with bees or be able to point you in the direction of a business that does, wouldn't they? Back when I worked for a utility we had a process for contacting beekeepers because bees love to stay over in toasty warm utility boxes. They had to determine what type of bees they were and usually take the hive/swarm alive because of state/federal laws protecting honeybees and determining if the bees were hybrids to track that sort of thing.
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Mar 10, 2018 14:47
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Olive! posted:Man, gently caress mentally ill people, amiright? I understand it's a good way to get banned in auspol.
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Mar 10, 2018 15:18
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CannonFodder posted:He also threw a car axle at the top bar of the swingset and there is a perfectly timed picture of the ball of bees in free fall and the guy in the background running away. Ah yes, I only remembered that he hit it with a thing and that there was fire.
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Mar 10, 2018 15:49
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FOUND IT https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=2243176
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Mar 10, 2018 15:51
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Like on the one hand I feel bad for the bees, but on the other, beefall/fire owns.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:34
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Labes for days posted:Like on the one hand I feel bad for the bees, but on the other, beefall/fire owns. Evolution marches on. If bees take up some unobtrusive spot on my property I'll probably just ignore it. If you create a massive pulsating ball of bees on my little cousin's swingset, I will go apex predator on you.
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Mar 10, 2018 16:44
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archive.org version with pics
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Mar 10, 2018 18:29
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CharlestheHammer posted:Lol you are so mad about this Nah, he’s just a bad-faith poster. Unlike you, who’s merely dumb. 
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Mar 10, 2018 18:57
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Nah, he’s just a bad-faith poster. Unlike you, who’s merely dumb.  Also, I can't imagine being broke-brained enough to need trigger warnings on my video games. Holy lol E. what's the name of the gay tweeker goon with a fiery temper? May have been into sounding like too...He was a great source of entertainment while he posted here. Kirk Vikernes has a new favorite as of 19:04 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 18:59
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Sweet Christ goons were (are) dumb: quote:did you get their honey or was it destroyed? Posting culture was kind of different then, this reads like some loving imgur comments poo poo: quote:I knew there was a reason I'm not sleeping at 4 A.M. before christmas, this thread was it. Thank you for justifying it! You have my 5. Surprising number of "gently caress bees" posts, the forums have definitely turned around on that topic since then.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:22
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Awesome thanks
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Mar 10, 2018 19:23
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I am glad those bees are dead.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:29
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Pham Nuwen posted:Surprising number of "gently caress bees" posts, the forums have definitely turned around on that topic since then. Oh, you didn't hear of Guillermo del Toro's next project, The Shape of Honey, set to come out just in time for the 2020 Academy Awards?
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Mar 10, 2018 19:29
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you da real mvp
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Mar 10, 2018 19:30
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Paladinus posted:I am glad those bees are dead. Bees spread flowers and flowers make pollen and pollen makes me sneeze. Bees are a plague and should be put down. Once science develops a synthetic honey we should eradicate them from the face of the earth. No more bees, no more sneeze.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:36
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No more plants or animals either. It will be like The Road only not all gray.
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Mar 10, 2018 19:59
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Solice Kirsk posted:Bees spread flowers and flowers make pollen and pollen makes me sneeze. Bees are a plague and should be put down. Once science develops a synthetic honey we should eradicate them from the face of the earth. i saw that black mirror
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Mar 10, 2018 20:01
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Caganer posted:Evolution marches on. If bees take up some unobtrusive spot on my property I'll probably just ignore it. If you create a massive pulsating ball of bees on my little cousin's swingset, I will go apex predator on you. I'm not saying I wouldn't have done the same thing, just the piles of lil dead bees made me sad. If they'd been wasps or hornets I would have been utterly gleeful.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:01
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I don't like wasps either but apparently they eat a shitload of other pests that would bother us or cause diseases? Wasps are actually good angry bois.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:13
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Let's find a way to get spiders to make honey and pollinize plants. Then we wouldn't have to deal with stupid flying syringes anymore.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:16
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all living things have a purpose so i try to be kind but if an animal is dumb enough to antagonize me when i'm giving it its space, it's gonna die. go ahead, make a bees nest in a tree, ill avoid it. make a bees nest in my drat deck chair? yeah im getting some hairspray and a lighter
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Mar 10, 2018 20:20
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What about a bees nest in a goons wife?
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Mar 10, 2018 20:28
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Charles Bukowski posted:What about a bees nest in a goons wife? It's ok, with amazon prime you can get a replacement body pillow within two days.
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Mar 10, 2018 20:31
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Spanish Manlove posted:It's ok, with amazon prime you can get a replacement body pillow within two days. Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never love objects. 
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Mar 10, 2018 20:38
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Pham Nuwen posted:Sweet Christ goons were (are) dumb: CannonFodder has a new favorite as of 21:51 on Mar 10, 2018 |
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Mar 10, 2018 20:58
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Caganer posted:Objects are made by men and used for many purposes. But we never love objects.
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Mar 10, 2018 21:05
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Charles Bukowski posted:No more plants or animals either. It will be like The Road only not all gray. No. Bees are an invasive species in America and only gently caress over native pollinators.
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Mar 10, 2018 21:06
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Paladinus posted:No. Bees are an invasive species in America and only gently caress over native pollinators. The hit movie Bee Movie shows us a world without bees and it means all plants everywhere die.
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Mar 10, 2018 21:19
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Mammal Sauce posted:Also, I can't imagine being broke-brained enough to need trigger warnings on my video games. Holy lol eh honestly this kind of depends on the game like, using GTA as an example, it'd be kind of silly to put a blanket violence or sex or cursing TW on it because no poo poo, Sherlock, but... on the other hand, GTAV has a required story mission with a really graphic and disturbing interactive torture scene, and I could totally see people wanting some warning about that and like, i've had some friends who've been raped or otherwise victimized and found the Tomb Raider reboot rough to get through (at least early on before you go Full Rambo)
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Mar 10, 2018 21:21
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FactsAreUseless posted:This phrase sees IRL use surprisingly often. Great episode. it's invaded my vocabulary. "good god lemon" is my goto "jesus christ"
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Mar 10, 2018 21:55
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Charles Bukowski posted:What about a bees nest in a goons wife? That's centipedes, dufus.
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Mar 10, 2018 21:58
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Solice Kirsk posted:Let's find a way to get spiders to make honey and pollinize plants. Then we wouldn't have to deal with stupid flying syringes anymore. That was in an episode of Sliders, they crossed spiders with wasps and the process somehow made them 6 inches long too.
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Mar 10, 2018 22:11
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Avenging_Mikon posted:Nah, he’s just a bad-faith poster. Unlike you, who’s merely dumb. All I wanted to know was whats wrong with being pro mental health.
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Mar 10, 2018 22:30
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I think that it is possible to laugh at something that seems out of place without that being a judgement call. Like, you can laugh at someone farting during a funeral proceeding and find that funny in itself without it meaning that you do not respect the dead, and much the same, you can find it funny that a Let's Play about Mega Man includes information on how to cope with depression and a hotlink to a suicide prevention hotline, without that meaning that you do not respect Mega Man.
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Mar 10, 2018 22:45
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I don't respect Mega Man. Mega Man was and is a terrible game for jerks.
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Mar 10, 2018 22:49
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Grandmother of Five posted:I think that it is possible to laugh at something that seems out of place without that being a judgement call. Like, you can laugh at someone farting during a funeral proceeding and find that funny in itself without it meaning that you do not respect the dead, and much the same, you can find it funny that a Let's Play about Mega Man includes information on how to cope with depression and a hotlink to a suicide prevention hotline, without that meaning that you do not respect Mega Man. And what's the argument against a general-use mental health thread?
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Mar 10, 2018 22:52
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Solice Kirsk posted:I don't respect Mega Man. Mega Man was and is a terrible game for jerks. 
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Mar 10, 2018 22:52
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Olive! posted:And what's the argument against a general-use mental health thread? If you take me as making an argument against that kind of thread, then I either express myself poorly or you misread me. I don't really doubt that there is a need and a use for that information, including on a comedy forum, but the juxtaposition is funny all the same. It reminds me of that "Pagliacci" joke, which to me also has no value-judgement in it.
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Mar 10, 2018 23:04
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