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ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

I’m tired of Bernie Sanders

...not being president. Agreed.

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1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

comedyblissoption posted:

if they hadn't been doing it before

they were doing it before

but not to the general election machines, that would be partisan

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


LegoPirateNinja posted:

There will be at least one phoney progressive trojan horse running interference and her name is Kamala Harris.

she'll last until the first debate, where she will likely crash and burn

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Agean90 posted:

she'll last until the first debate, where she will likely crash and burn

She's been pre loving picked by the donors, she's going the distance.

She's not going to flame out like Jeb!

I really can't stress how alarming it is that "meeting with Hillary's donors" is how candidates are selected. I'm not a conspiracy type, but the donors are the closest thing we have to an Illuminati.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


WampaLord posted:

She's been pre loving picked by the donors, she's going the distance.

She's not going to flame out like Jeb!

Please clap - Kamala Harris, 2020

Stank
Feb 14, 2018

ASK ME TO LINK THE POST THAT GOT ME BANNED FROM REDDIT!!!
Why does everyone think Hillary is going to run again?

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

This thread, when Hillary's not in the 2020 primary: HILLARY'S GONNA RUN THIRD-PARTY WITH BLOOMBERG

This thread, when Hillary's not on any ballot in November: HILLARY'S GONNA GET HERSELF APPOINTED HOUSE SPEAKER AND THEN PRESIDENT GILLIBRAND AND VICE PRESIDENT BOOKER WILL SOMEHOW WIN DESPITE NOT BEING THE NOMINEES AND WILL ABDICATE IN HER FAVOR

This thread, when Hillary finally dies: SHE WAS A NECROMANCER AND HER RESTLESS SPIRIT WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2032

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

docbeard posted:

This thread, when Hillary's not in the 2020 primary: HILLARY'S GONNA RUN THIRD-PARTY WITH BLOOMBERG

This thread, when Hillary's not on any ballot in November: HILLARY'S GONNA GET HERSELF APPOINTED HOUSE SPEAKER AND THEN PRESIDENT GILLIBRAND AND VICE PRESIDENT BOOKER WILL SOMEHOW WIN DESPITE NOT BEING THE NOMINEES AND WILL ABDICATE IN HER FAVOR

This thread, when Hillary finally dies: SHE WAS A NECROMANCER AND HER RESTLESS SPIRIT WILL RUN FOR PRESIDENT IN 2032

You can never trust any words that ooze from the mouth of a disciple of Kissinger

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Stank posted:

Why does everyone think Hillary is going to run again?
she keeps putting herself in the news and the media keeps dropping articles about JUST THINKING ALOUD THAT MAYBE SHE SHOULD RUN

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
If Hillary doesn’t run what are all the DNC consultants gonna do to earn their $175 hour?

Do any of you know? Do you even care?

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
the thing is a lot of hillary’s support came from good people with good intentions who really thought she was the best chance to win

when she lost, that appeal evaporated

even with some big name endorsements or whatever she is toast in any primary, and honestly I think she knows that although she has proven herself to be quite stupid on various occasions

Zhulik
Nov 14, 2012

The Montreal Star
At this point it's wishful thinking, at least for me. I want hillary to run against trump in 2020 and lose again, completely destroying the vile democratic party. Then the healing can finally begin.

Full accelerationism now.

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

GalacticAcid posted:

the thing is a lot of hillary’s support came from good people with good intentions who really thought she was the best chance to win

lol

lol forever

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

Stank posted:

Why does everyone think Hillary is going to run again?

because we're in hell

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

Zhulik posted:

At this point it's wishful thinking, at least for me. I want hillary to run against trump in 2020 and lose again, completely destroying the vile democratic party. Then the healing can finally begin.

Full accelerationism now.
the only reason democrats arent destroyed already completely is that the entire media apparatus except fox news et al are doing absurd contortions in defense of the democrats

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

...not being president. Agreed.
i gotta say trump is definitely makin a star turn as prez
:destiny:

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Stank posted:

Why does everyone think Hillary is going to run again?

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

Zhulik posted:

At this point it's wishful thinking, at least for me. I want hillary to run against trump in 2020 and lose again, completely destroying the vile democratic party. Then the healing can finally begin.

Full accelerationism now.

luv 2 watch poverty and chaos spread
it's ma sexual healin

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

GalacticAcid posted:

the thing is a lot of hillary’s support came from good people with good intentions who really thought she was the best chance to win

when she lost, that appeal evaporated

even with some big name endorsements or whatever she is toast in any primary, and honestly I think she knows that although she has proven herself to be quite stupid on various occasions

A reasonable candidate like hillary would have never run in the first place. However as we have seen after her well-deserved loss and her numerous tell-all books she isn't reasonable, at all. Thus people are worried about her trying to pull another 2008/2016.

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

a reasonable candidate wouldn't pull defeat from the jaws of victory with a 2:1 spend advantage with a hilariously incompetent electoral strategy

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Stank posted:

Why does everyone think Hillary is going to run again?

I don't, I fully think she's already relegated herself to queenmaker and her new Yass Qween is Harris.

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

GalacticAcid posted:

the thing is a lot of hillary’s support came from good people with good intentions who really thought she was the best chance to win

when she lost, that appeal evaporated

even with some big name endorsements or whatever she is toast in any primary, and honestly I think she knows that although she has proven herself to be quite stupid on various occasions

The fault lies in granting her and her merry band of assholes far more credit than they've been able to earn.

Stank
Feb 14, 2018

ASK ME TO LINK THE POST THAT GOT ME BANNED FROM REDDIT!!!
Biden is going to win in 2020 after squeaking out a general victory against Trump because enough progressive leftists are salty about centrism and will make it close but people are too scared of another four years of Trump to completely spoil the election.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
The best way to describe Elizabeth Warren is that she's the most left wing liberal in the country.

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

comedyblissoption posted:

a reasonable candidate wouldn't pull defeat from the jaws of victory with a 2:1 spend advantage with a hilariously incompetent electoral strategy

just lol
name a reasonable candidate from 2016
that ain't bernie

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

just lol
name a reasonable candidate from 2016
that ain't bernie

turn off your monitor

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

just lol
name a reasonable candidate from 2016
that ain't bernie
Martin O'Malley vs Rand Paul

We were denied the general election of the century because two garbage celebrities had to get the spotlight.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are 76 and 75 years old, today.
When I type in Bernie Sanders google auto suggests Bernie Sanders age.

Come on man, can we get a half decent democrat under 60?

Note: I’m not implying either of Them are half decent democrats

comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

bernie isn't a democrat

I hope bernie's success encourages non-democrats to run in democratic primaries w/o corporate funding and just completely ignore the democratic party platforms

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

turn off your monitor

i included maself in clown car 2016


but thank you :3:

Lindsey O. Graham has issued a correction as of 19:32 on Mar 10, 2018

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


The Nastier Nate posted:

Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are 76 and 75 years old, today.
When I type in Bernie Sanders google auto suggests Bernie Sanders age.

Come on man, can we get a half decent democrat under 60?

Note: I’m not implying either of Them are half decent democrats

the half decent democrats were all forced out in the 80's so no

unless you want to run :getin:

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

The Nastier Nate posted:

Come on man, can we get a half decent democrat under 60?

While the establishment is intent on keeping dinosaurs like Feinstein around, it's extremely hard for young up and comers to have any impact.

Also, have you seen some of our younger Democrats? *looks nervously at Joe Kennedy and pulls on tie, Rodney Dangerfield style*

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Clinton isn't going to run again and this thread really sucks today.

WampaLord, being prechosen doesn't mean loving poo poo, look what happened in 2008. And now Clinton has lost twice, the second time in an incredibly embarrassing, humiliating, and extremely damaging fashion, she doesn't have nearly the influence she has in the party that she did prior to 2016 where she actively cleared the field as thoroughly as she could. People aren't going to step aside for Kamala Harris the way they stepped aside for Clinton, they'll run hard against her. And if the field isn't precleared then these shadowy illuminati (((donors))) don't have as much influence over the primary as they do in the shadow primary.

She's finished. Done. Over. All these book signings and whatever are just to try to repair her dignity and preserve the tattered remnants of her legacy.

Talk more about good Dems and up-and-coming progressives and socialists instead of foreverially rehashing a garbage candidate and person.

Ace of Baes
Jul 7, 1977

The Nastier Nate posted:

Bernie Sanders and Joe Biden are 76 and 75 years old, today.
When I type in Bernie Sanders google auto suggests Bernie Sanders age.

Come on man, can we get a half decent democrat under 60?

Note: I’m not implying either of Them are half decent democrats

There are half decent Dems under 60, just none with the "credentials" to run for president. (Yes I realize how absurd that is w. Trump as Pres)

Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

ThndrShk2k posted:

Martin O'Malley vs Rand Paul

We were denied the general election of the century because two garbage celebrities had to get the spotlight.

rand paul? :lol:

though, it's true i did clean forget about martin

his polls were circlin' the drain like mine were

1994 Toyota Celica
Sep 11, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo

The Nastier Nate posted:

Come on man, can we get a half decent democrat under 60?

an uncompromising and savage self-own

Chucktesla
Jul 13, 2014

Gillibrand isn't a dying boomer and to a cynic she looks like an opportunist but she's seeing the writing on the wall and is moving leftward.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Lindsey O. Graham posted:

though, it's true i did clean forget about martin

:colbert:

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
Mark Blyth thinks Hillary's going to run and it'll probably be the first time he's wrong about anything

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Lindsey O. Graham
Dec 31, 2016

"We're not generating enough angry white guys to stay in business for the long term."

- The Chief

bourbon will do it to you!
but i do appreciate your gentle correction
:unsmith:

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