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Teikanmi
Dec 16, 2006

by R. Guyovich
https://twitter.com/DannyDutch/status/972563497379942400

https://twitter.com/KennyH843/status/972564424795000832

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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Selling your soul to the devil to own the libs

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

LifeSunDeath posted:

wtf is even going on in this picture?


his hands are even smaller than trump's!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
So what if she did? - Adam to God moments before Eden explodes into nuclear hellfire

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014



quote:

To Trump, whiteness is neither notional nor symbolic but is the very core of his power. In this, Trump is not singular. But whereas his forebears carried whiteness like an ancestral talisman, Trump cracked the glowing amulet open, releasing its eldritch energies. The repercussions are striking: Trump is the first president to have served in no public capacity before ascending to his perch. But more telling, Trump is also the first president to have publicly affirmed that his daughter is a “piece of rear end.” The mind seizes trying to imagine a black man extolling the virtues of sexual assault on tape (“When you’re a star, they let you do it”), fending off multiple accusations of such assaults, immersed in multiple lawsuits for allegedly fraudulent business dealings, exhorting his followers to violence, and then strolling into the White House. But that is the point of white supremacy—to ensure that that which all others achieve with maximal effort, white people (particularly white men) achieve with minimal qualification. Barack Obama delivered to black people the hoary message that if they work twice as hard as white people, anything is possible. But Trump’s counter is persuasive: Work half as hard as black people, and even more is possible.

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2017/10/the-first-white-president-ta-nehisi-coates/537909/

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mr.Tophat posted:

So what if she did? - Adam to God moments before Eden explodes into nuclear hellfire

I think he can’t ethically pay her if you get what I’m sayin. :mmmsmug:

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/972585290857672704

If not, we

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think he can’t ethically pay her if you get what I’m sayin. :mmmsmug:

I don't understand for I am an innocent and pious child of god, you're gunna have to spoon feed me the comedy caviar with five rated spoons

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

You started this war you oval office.

Lube Enthusiast
May 26, 2016


lol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Mr.Tophat posted:

I don't understand for I am an innocent and pious child of god, you're gunna have to spoon feed me the comedy caviar with five rated spoons

Cool I haven’t had a moments privacy in 10 years but if I get one I’ll explain it to ya buddy. :)

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Does Europe actually have tariffs on American cars? I mean I imagine China does but

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
Hmmm
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/03/10/us/politics/trump-mueller-flood.html

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Imagine volunteering to be trumps lawyer. Lol

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Mr.Tophat posted:

You started this war you oval office.

Could Putin have envisioned a more glorious result than a US-EU trade war?

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Mr.Tophat posted:

You started this war you oval office.

Trump doesn't care about who shot first, the only thing that matters to him is that he gets to shoot last.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

NotWearingPants posted:

Could Putin have envisioned a more glorious result than a US-EU trade war?

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010


I'd really like (love) Someone to ask him how he Decides when to Capitalize.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

NotWearingPants posted:

Could Putin have envisioned a more glorious result than a US-EU trade war?

Yes. A dotard in chief who's red handed, red hatted and bed wetted who can be compelled via talk shows and twitter but cannot be reached by staff. The dousing rod of pisstakes guides America's destiny for now. If all warfare is based upon decepticon, your leader is leading five separate guerrilla wars against America. Praise orb.

Zil posted:

Trump doesn't care about who shot first, the only thing that matters to him is that he gets to shoot last.

So humble.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
If you release a bull in a china shop, you can't take credit for the bull deciding to smash the ming vase and not a RTFM cup. The bull is gunna smash anything it can for whatever dumb reason. You can take credit for putting that bull into office and ensuring that while there was no gelding, it would have been better for national security if there had been, but you can't take credit for the bull thinking, "gently caress that china in particular."

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

At least put in some effort to angle the letters on the second page. Lazy.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Burt Sexual posted:

Does Europe actually have tariffs on American cars? I mean I imagine China does but

Gonna guess the hosed up meat, HFCS runoff poo poo and various other american delicacies can get in (yet), he made up the tariffs part because of the brain worms.

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


DancingShade posted:

At least put in some effort to angle the letters on the second page. Lazy.

thats just how he writes his signature

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014



:smugdon: : I'll be your pissleberry.

A. Beaverhausen
Nov 11, 2008

by R. Guyovich
We've come a long way from the moral majority of the 90's being able to oust a President for getting a blowie to Trump with his PISS and the whole Stormy Daniels thing.

Chernobyl baby
Jul 19, 2011

A. Beaverhausen posted:

We've come a long way from the moral majority of the 90's being able to oust a President for getting a blowie to Trump with his PISS and the whole Stormy Daniels thing.

Someone else alrready posted this exact thing worded slightly different

We've a long way that now everyone in America is slowly reaching the piss singularity and exploding all over him with the same enthusiased disgust that he has for shoveling McDs into his mouth at 4 in the morning

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


A. Beaverhausen posted:

We've come a long way from the moral majority of the 90's being able to oust a President for getting a blowie to Trump with his PISS and the whole Stormy Daniels thing.

Or maybe it's an entirely partisan issue with Republicans being hypocrites and Democrats being spineless.

I'm guessing the same Republicans hand-waving Trumps behavior will call for impeachment of the next Democrat president for any minor transgression of any sort.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://twitter.com/CharlotteAlter/status/972233658034786305

red19fire
May 26, 2010

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

Mackers
Jan 16, 2012
bin laden laughs from beyond the grave

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


red19fire posted:

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

how does this keep getting better.

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


red19fire posted:

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

Only the best lawyer people

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Planet Piss :megadeath:

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

red19fire posted:

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

The Stormy Situation has got to be the funniest event in human history. We're all blessed to be living through it.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Mackers posted:

bin laden laughs from beyond the grave

Didn't you hear? He's not really dead, Obama's Seal Team Six brought him to Obama's secret muslim safehouse and then he had the Seal Team killed so they wouldn't talk. It's all in my new alt-right blockbuster *holds up book with no words, just feces smeared across the cover and also every page*

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

red19fire posted:

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

Hell yeah

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

red19fire posted:

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

Frickin lol

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

red19fire posted:

Everybody hold on to your butts, Team Trump versus a real lawyer is not going well:

https://twitter.com/LauraWalkerKC/status/972280030255513602

(the piss tape and/or dick pics are real)

No loving way. Come on! This is the point I roll my eyes and get annoyed at how dumb this show can be sometimes.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I'm sorry. Reality. I meant reality.

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Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:
Writing the episodes isn't the hard part, it's writing a promo for the episode that's the trick. The narrative is being rewritten so often than you have to be pretty loving broad with, "This hour on..."

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