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Randaconda posted:Watergate Salad owns and doesn't belong in this thread.
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hume noted that the mere fact of perception doesn't implicate causation. causation implicates itself and is too circular to properly exist. mere clusters of observations exist. but the clusters of observations are extensive to the entire ensemble of possible existence. it's possible to percolate anything with causation. anything. that's why we use causation to think. it's risky and mostly results in sophistry, but sometimes results in revolution good ansatz is one of the classic fat-tailled distributions but you can only get a fat-tail distribution by iterative/recursive processes so the pizza is in fact a fractal
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bob dobbs is dead posted:hume noted that the mere fact of perception doesn't implicate causation. causation implicates itself and is too circular to properly exist. mere clusters of observations exist.
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the fact of the pizza has sub-facts the sub-facts have a radical inequity to them, just like the inequity in points in a chaos game like, "flatness" is central to the idea of a pizza.. but exceptions can be made "pepperoni" is also very central, but less central than flatness. exceptions again. "anchovies" is very less central yet than pepperoni "trash bags" is very distant, but can be made to percolate to the idea of the pizza. e.g.: trash bags, trash, that brazilian pizza video where they cook the loving thing in a trash fire there are no conceptions which cannot be made to percolate to the idea of the pizza. but most such percolations are sophistry
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:23 |
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No.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 19:40 |
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I think we can all agree that there is a platonic ideal of a pizza from which all other pizzas and open faced sandwiches take their essence
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bike tory posted:I think we can all agree that there is a platonic ideal of a pizza from which all other pizzas and open faced sandwiches take their essence actually there is an inequity in the pizza-hood of pizzas, which gives the illusion merely that platonic ideals of pizza are possible just like how real infinities are not possible but you can still do calculus
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 20:26 |
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The platonic ideal of pizza is real and we have a very recognizable word for it: the universe
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Randaconda posted:Watergate Salad owns and doesn't belong in this thread. This is a thing at family get-togethers. There's a running joke my little brother and I will break into violence over who gets to take the leftovers home.
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The Bloop posted:The platonic ideal of pizza is real and we have a very recognizable word for it: the universe Ah you subscribe to the holographic principle I see.
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Elizabethan Error posted:______________________/
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:14 |
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History has vindicated me.
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:15 |
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And yet another emote this thread comes up with that needs to become real
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:26 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:I just said "would" out loud on the tram. :USA:
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# ? Mar 9, 2018 21:36 |
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NorgLyle posted:We need a smiley that is a cartoon eagle saluting in front of a flag with a single tear rolling down his cheek for posts like this. I mean, there's already
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bob dobbs is dead posted:actually there is an inequity in the pizza-hood of pizzas, which gives the illusion merely that platonic ideals of pizza are possible But for this to be true we need to question the conditions of Being that give rise to our experiences of pizza to begin with. In this case it is the mode of Being particular to the humans of this community, which we will call goons-in-the-world. Given that, what we (goons-in-the-world) know of pizzas a-priori is, put simply, that there are no pizza rules and we are free to determine for ourselves what constitutes a pizza
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 00:12 |
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I'm going to make that Watergate salad the next time we have a work potluck, just for the "oh ok the billing department has lost it" cred. I'll warn the diabetic.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 01:16 |
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Put the Watergate salad on a pizza.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 01:37 |
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angerbeet posted:I'll warn the diabetic. I also heartily recommend having dietetic sweets out just to amuse the non-diabetics. Sugar free milk chocolate peanut cup? I cannot find a downside! "OH GOD I AM SCREAMING RED LIQUID FROM MY ANUS HELP!?" "Buck up, it's only your liver making GBS threads itself, eat more malitol!"
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 01:52 |
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bike tory posted:But for this to be true we need to question the conditions of Being that give rise to our experiences of pizza to begin with. In this case it is the mode of Being particular to the humans of this community, which we will call goons-in-the-world. Given that, what we (goons-in-the-world) know of pizzas a-priori is, put simply, that there are no pizza rules and we are free to determine for ourselves what constitutes a pizza Fine. You're a pizza. Not a dancing whatsit.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 04:27 |
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Watergate salad seems like something they would have available during an orgy.
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 10:26 |
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https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/972272316661968896?s=19
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# ? Mar 10, 2018 10:28 |
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Pizza is a vegetable.
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bike tory posted:But for this to be true we need to question the conditions of Being that give rise to our experiences of pizza to begin with. In this case it is the mode of Being particular to the humans of this community, which we will call goons-in-the-world. Given that, what we (goons-in-the-world) know of pizzas a-priori is, put simply, that there are no pizza rules and we are free to determine for ourselves what constitutes a pizza 1. The pizza is everthing that is the cheese. 2. What is the pizza ( a flatbread ) is the existence of layers of bread, sauce and topping. 3. A gustatory picture of tomatoes is a sauce. 4. A cheese is a pizzaposition with a rennet. 5. A pizzaposition is a combination of elementary milks. (An elementary milk is a pizza-function of itself.) 6. The general form of a pizzaposition is the general round of a pizza-function, which is: [ p i z^2, a ]. This is the general round of a pizzaposition. 7. Whereof one cannot make rules, one must be silent.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix. This gets made every Thanksgiving in my family. We always called it "green glop," thanks to my dad. Didn't know it had a real name!
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bob dobbs is dead posted:1. The pizza is everthing that is the cheese. I think you've illustrated well here how the identities of these layers are simply constructs. The only reason we can speak of them as distinct or in fact deliberate pizza rules in the first place is the the very fact of these non-rules and distinctions. The non-existence of a stable pizza identity arises from this discussion and the infinite deferral of meaning inherent to the (itself unstable) maxim of "no pizza rules". Indeed the differance of pizza is precisely what allows for pizza in the first place voiceless anal fricative has a new favorite as of 05:53 on Mar 11, 2018 |
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La Brea Carpet posted:Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix. But what brand of pineapple should I use?
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Haifisch posted:
This looks like they just dumped one of those frozen bag of mixed vegetables on a pizza
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Away all Goats posted:This looks like they just dumped one of those frozen bag of mixed vegetables on a pizza they totally did. It's even the fancy type with lima beans.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:49 |
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According to the reddit poster, many of them were still partially frozen too.
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# ? Mar 11, 2018 05:52 |
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What is "AXA"? I looked it up on Wikipedia and the only abbreviation for a place that came up was Anguilla.
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Picnic Princess posted:they totally did. It's even the fancy type with lima beans. Those look like ordinary green beans to me.
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Tiggum posted:Those look like ordinary green beans to me. Look harder.
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Tiggum posted:Those look like ordinary green beans to me.
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TurboTax posted:What is "AXA"? I looked it up on Wikipedia and the only abbreviation for a place that came up was Anguilla. Ax me Anything
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PubicMice posted:But what brand of pineapple should I use? I did some research and all those brands are Kraft Foods brands. Kraft does not have a brand of canned fruit as far as I know, but they do have Claussen so you should use CLAUSSEN pickles instead.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5nY04WtXPM
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