Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

fizzymercy posted:

My friend, everyone argues about whether or not a hot dog is, in fact, a sandwich. No one, however, should ask what is and is not pizza. If there are no pizza rules then everything, and again nothing, is a pizza. Your Hot Pocket is a pizza. My grilled cheese with mozzarella and fresh pesto is a pizza. That guy's boiled cheese and dough is a pizza.

We are all pizza.

hot pockets are calzones hth

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
Hot pockets are ravioli, actually.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Hot Pockets are pirozhki

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
It says sandwich right on the loving box you philistines

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
what is a sandwich but a closed face pizza

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255

Tashilicious posted:

what is a sandwich but a closed face pizza

Thats called a taco, bro.

Mymla
Aug 12, 2010
what is a sandwich but an open-sided ravioli

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
If there are no pizza rules, everything is a sandwich pizza.

I feel like this philosophy is a slippery slope to calling this triscuit with peas, mint and cottage cheese a pizza, but I remain steadfast.

e: I meant everything is a goddamn pizza. Can't even get my own beliefs proper.

fizzymercury has a new favorite as of 14:30 on Mar 9, 2018

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Tashilicious posted:

hot pockets are calzones hth

hot pockets are pockets

calzones are zones

it's right in the name dumb brains idiot.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
More "x is really y" chat? I can't escape Taco Town.

betamax hipster
Aug 13, 2016
X is really Y is a sandwich.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


Australia: 131114
Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
US: 1-800-273-8255
Basically any and everything published by insider food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcrpoe122sc

Take a food you like and pour a literal gallon of melted cheese on it.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

mds2 posted:

Basically any and everything published by insider food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcrpoe122sc

Take a food you like and pour a literal gallon of melted cheese on it.

heyyyy, don't, trust me it doesn't work well.

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

LifeSunDeath posted:

heyyyy, don't, trust me it doesn't work well.

Works well for tacos at least :colbert:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Arivia posted:

Works well for tacos at least :colbert:

I think that makes your taco a soup

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

mds2 posted:

Basically any and everything published by insider food.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zcrpoe122sc

Take a food you like and pour a literal gallon of melted cheese on it.

Meat, cheese and bread: a novel combination!

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Whooping Crabs posted:

More "x is really y" chat? I can't escape Taco Town.

"Is really" sandwiched between "x" and "y".

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH
Would a 3D pizza be a cylinder or a sphere?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Rayjenkins posted:

Would a 3D pizza be a cylinder or a sphere?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
X is really Y isn't a meme is a meme

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


This is soup.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Dabir posted:

This is soup cheese cake.

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

Dabir posted:

This is soup.

Nah that’s an emulsion.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Rayjenkins posted:

Nah that’s an emulsion.

It's a tradgedy

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post
Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix.




1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained.
1 pkg. ( 3.4 oz.) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Instant Pudding.
1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows.
1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans.
1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

La Brea Carpet posted:

Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix.




1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained.
1 pkg. ( 3.4 oz.) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Instant Pudding.
1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows.
1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans.
1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping.

Watergate Salad owns and doesn't belong in this thread.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

La Brea Carpet posted:

Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix.




1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained.
1 pkg. ( 3.4 oz.) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Instant Pudding.
1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows.
1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans.
1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping.

I just said "would" out loud on the tram. :USA:

A FESTIVE SKELETON
Oct 2, 2011

TIS THE SEASON BITCH

La Brea Carpet posted:

Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix.




1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained.
1 pkg. ( 3.4 oz.) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Instant Pudding.
1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows.
1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans.
1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping.

Looks like something a Great Old One would lay for it to one day hatch into a brood of unspeakable progeny.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Randaconda posted:

Watergate Salad owns and doesn't belong in this thread.

I mean it does basically look like a prop alien food from a Trek episode or something


edit: or that ^^ lol

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

Randaconda posted:

Watergate Salad owns and doesn't belong in this thread.

:randstare:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

:colbert:

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
Ambrosia > Watergate salad

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I plugged the ingredients for Watergate Salad into my insulin pump app and it crashed. :tinfoil:

32-35 grams of sugar per 1/2 cup serving, if you're curious. That is a carbohydrate bomb, holy wow.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Idk what that Watergate thing is but it ain't a salad.

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Also chicago pizza is anything but

Elizabethan Error
May 18, 2006

Randaconda posted:

Watergate Salad owns and doesn't belong in this thread.
______________________/

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



spankmeister posted:

Also chicago pizza is anything but

True.

It's even better. It's Pizza 2.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

La Brea Carpet posted:

Behold, the Watergate Salad, oddly enough not related to the hotel. It was actually invented by Kraft foods to "celebrate" the launch of pistachio pudding mix.




1 can (20 oz.) crushed pineapple in juice, undrained.
1 pkg. ( 3.4 oz.) JELL-O Pistachio Flavor Instant Pudding.
1 cup JET-PUFFED Miniature Marshmallows.
1/2 cup chopped PLANTERS Pecans.
1-1/2 cups thawed COOL WHIP Whipped Topping.

used to have this as a kid, it was tasty but looks weird af.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply