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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
mike pence has an anus and belly full of horse mutt

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Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
this thread reminded me that our VP was the one ridden by a horse. "oh boy horsey gooooo" he screamed as that nut tunneled deep in his cracker barrel filled bowels

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Lord of Pie posted:

the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between loving a horse & being hosed by a horse. you imbecile. you loving moron"

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
Can cspam make a super pac and run “mike pence hosed a horse” political ads?

velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
powerful dark stallion bottoming out and piercing mike pence's pyloric sphincter

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


guys, get this:


i just remembered (that mike pence [vice president of the united states] power bottoms horses)

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
if loving a fish can get you an oscar, loving a horse is at least worth a tony

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
mike pence wins at the bronies

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gringostar posted:

if loving a fish can get you an oscar, loving a horse is at least worth a tony



He fucks horses not tigers

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
he get a hors hosed in he

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence favors the reverse centaur position (horse on top, man on bottom)

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


heard the news today and thought, oh boy, if trump is impeached, we'll have the horsefucker in chief (mike pence, who even now lies prostrate on the ground, his prostate rammed with horse dick), and he'll be worse

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown


i;m thinkin bout them stallions

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
:airquote: ride :airquote:

https://twitter.com/mike_pence/status/716031311454937088?s=20

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
fantastic night at the barn i broke into after seeing it from the state highway while furiously jacking it thinking about getting ramrodded by three horses

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

mike pence
belly and gut
full of horse nut

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


an actual dog posted:

mike pence
belly and gut
full of horse nut

amen

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
michael pence, michael pence, born in a barn been fuckin since

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
https://imgur.com/gallery/2PmKy

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


“Of all good words
of tongue and pen,
the best are these:
‘gently caress stallion.’”

-Mike Pence

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Russian boys out in full force to defend their leader (who hosed a horse 🐎 💦👨🏼)

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos
illuminati disinfo bot compain DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW about "HORSE FUCKER" mike pence

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
stallions beware, stallions beware,
he cummin, he cummin

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

stallions beware, stallions beware,
he cummin, he cummin

michael pence, michael pence
five foot ten, loving rectum’s immense

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Bobby Digital posted:

michael pence, michael pence
five foot ten, loving rectum’s immense

this topic is a self fulfilling prophecy because every time I look at my subscribed threads I remember that mike pence, our Vice President, hosed a horse. then I post that and others are reminded. the trauma lives on

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
just to be clear imma take this slow,
the vice president is a barnyard hoe,
he aint fuckin chickens, aint fuckin the goats,
he draining out the juices from the stallion scroats

covered in the semen
ready for a reamin,
every single day dudes horse cock dreamin

he got minor power, lotta christian fans,
but none of them suspect hes the og mr hands

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

just to be clear imma take this slow,
the vice president is a barnyard hoe,
he aint fuckin chickens, aint fuckin the goats,
he draining out the juices from the stallion scroats

covered in the semen
ready for a reamin,
every single day dudes horse cock dreamin

he got minor power, lotta christian fans,
but none of them suspect hes the og mr hands

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Stinky Wizzleteats posted:

just to be clear imma take this slow,
the vice president is a barnyard hoe,
he aint fuckin chickens, aint fuckin the goats,
he draining out the juices from the stallion scroats

covered in the semen
ready for a reamin,
every single day dudes horse cock dreamin

he got minor power, lotta christian fans,
but none of them suspect hes the og mr hands

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Caganer posted:

Russian boys out in full force to defend their leader (who hosed a horse 🐎 💦👨🏼)



?

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

does mike pence being hosed by a horse count as miscegenation :thunk:

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

does mike pence being hosed by a horse count as miscegenation :thunk:

only if the horse is black

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

does mike pence being hosed by a horse count as miscegenation :thunk:

miscegeneightion

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Pence is bizarro death, a pale horse rides him

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Lord of Pie posted:

Pence is bizarro death, a pale horse rides him

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018

Lord of Pie posted:

Pence is bizarro death, a pale horse rides him

:perfect:

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



Lord of Pie posted:

Pence is bizarro death, a pale horse rides him

:vince:

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
Duke University Equestrian Team Hoping To Avoid Investigation Into Their Sex Scandal

in other news, mike pence has resigned as vp and will now be the dean of duke university

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
lmao vpotus is gonna give birth to a lil butt centaur i think is how that works, i went to public school

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

crazy cloud posted:

lmao vpotus is gonna give birth to a lil butt centaur i think is how that works, i went to public school

It's too early to tell if the baby will have the human part on the top half, or have a horse head with a human lower body.

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
Bumped because I saw a picture of Mike pence and I immediately imagined watching him get reamed by a stallion

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