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LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:

so, today one of my older and less tech-savvy in-laws browsed a website on his iphone that looked like apple.com and said he was being hacked and prompted him to call "apple tech support" (apparently safari allows any website to ask the user to dial a pre-filled phone number, on page load, with an ios-native pop-up prompt. thanks tim!)

long story short, in 2 hours he purchased 4000 earth dollars worth of gift cards, at local brick and mortar stores, for various companies: itunes, best buy, even loving Steam. a cashier at CVS thought he was being scammed but he ignored the warning. he gave all the card info to "apple tech support" so that cisco could verify his account and stop the hackers. it would all get refunded when it was over.

this particular in-law can easily afford to eat the loss. my wife was literally in tears laughing when i told her

$4000 jeez, for that level of payout I’d expect a fake fbi warning about child porn popup, not just a basic call tech support scam.

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

twitter is currently running some kind of hosed up algorithm that’s banning people for 4 year old posts that use the word “suicide” for inciting self-harm

https://twitter.com/madblackthot2/status/972530509346738182

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
did they actually grep /suicide/

they actually grepped /suicide/ didn't they

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

did they actually grep /suicide/

they actually grepped /suicide/ didn't they

what does your heart tell you

they’re also banning people for posting DMCAed music videos and song lyrics according to this guy and his screenshots

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
jack dorsey is an unironic white supremacist and its a feature

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Bulgakov posted:

1990s nerds took the concept of "number two, engage" too literally when it came to algorithmic poo poo

riker was number one and nobody else had a number :colbert:

:goonsay:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Xaris posted:

jack dorsey is an unironic white supremacist and its a feature

gently caress jack dorsey he is worse than fuckerberg

Trashman
Sep 11, 2000

You trash eating stink bag!
Fun Shoe

Krankenstyle posted:

the boredom, the food, the people, the noise, those will all be there regardless of my ticket class
I know this is old but yeah first class does solve most of this on a decent airline. you get those little personal pods with a big screen TV, as mentioned the food is actually good real food not typical airline crap. and get this you even get metal cutlery! of course it doI sent speed up the trip but you can actually sleep properly so :shrug:

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

ate all the Oreos posted:

riker was number one and nobody else had a number :colbert:

:goonsay:

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Sagebrush posted:

a satellite (mostly made of spindly aluminum struts and metallized plastic film) being hit by something the size of a paperback book at orbital velocity would not be meaningfully different from the same satellite being hit by a surface-to-air missile

this did actually happen once but with satellites significantly larger than paperbacks

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
im gonna start selling satellite insurance just need an app now......

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Xaris posted:

jack dorsey is an unironic white supremacist and its a feature

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
https://mobile.twitter.com/BenedictEvans/status/972484822454054913

Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004

why is my eye twitching all of a sudden? someone make it stop

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

which cancer

cause uh medicine is doing p good with a lot of them

not saying you should go ride your mom’s radium dildo but it’s not “welp cancer time to die” anymore

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
everyone is just mocking him in the comments and he’s not happy about it at all

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

everyone is just mocking him in the comments and he’s not happy about it at all

good

Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

bob dobbs is dead posted:

did they actually grep /suicide/

they actually grepped /suicide/ didn't they

nah man they did a HADOOP QUERY for /suicide/

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
what if uber but for food?

i'm sure running unlicensed restaurants, but with an app, is a totally original idea no one has thought of before and definitely won't end with everyone involved getting their poo poo pushed in by the health inspector

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Lol

quote:

"Accordingly, food safety remains the ultimate responsibility of the cook from whom you purchase," says the site.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
TIL: 2 MIT grads built an algorithm that uses a 7 question quiz to pair people with wine they'll like. It has questions like "what's your favorite chocolate".


I see this too often.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

quote:

At LaPiat, safety in our number one priority.
Although cooks on our platform are ultimately responsible for food safety, they are personally checked by the LaPiat team and are held to high standards.
LaPiat provides a platform for independent cooks to offer their meals. Accordingly, food safety remains the ultimate responsibility of the cook from whom you purchase.
Our cooks love to feed and nourish people, particularly people in their communities, and they're highly motivated to prepare food safely due to the personal and intimate nature of this new experience.

tl;dr: the market will sort it out because people won't want to accidentally poison you

the app is made by a p. eng who ought to have some understanding of liability

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

infernal machines posted:

what if uber but for food?

i'm sure running unlicensed restaurants, but with an app, is a totally original idea no one has thought of before and definitely won't end with everyone involved getting their poo poo pushed in by the health inspector

haven't there been at least two or three of these services each of which was shut down over health concerns

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
yes.

there's been at least one other one in toronto that died the minute it got a writeup in the paper. also airbnb played with the idea but never launched iirc

unsurprisingly, techlords are far too clever to do any kind of research to see if something has been done before, and why it failed in the past

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ontario just revoked their $14,000 EV tax rebate if the vehicle you buy costs more than $75,000, logically pointing out that if you can afford a car costing as much as the average canadian family makes in a year, you don't really need extra handouts. all teslas in canada cost more than $75,000.

people on the tesla reddit are losing their loving minds

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

infernal machines posted:

yes.

there's been at least one other one in toronto that died the minute it got a writeup in the paper. also airbnb played with the idea but never launched iirc

unsurprisingly, techlords are far too clever to do any kind of research to see if something has been done before, and why it failed in the past

well duh they just need to do what uber did and hire former intelligence officers to help you engage in sedition until your bribing of the populous with cheap rates and bribing of political officials leads to the legitimization of your business model and the destruction of others

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



Sagebrush posted:

ontario just revoked their $14,000 EV tax rebate if the vehicle you buy costs more than $75,000, logically pointing out that if you can afford a car costing as much as the average canadian family makes in a year, you don't really need extra handouts. all teslas in canada cost more than $75,000.

people on the tesla reddit are losing their loving minds

this owns

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012


Bwayne12Reserved [score hidden] 9 minutes ago
Truly poor people don't pay taxes. I'm fine with paying tax but why arbitrarily choose $75k to cut off the ev subsidy. Either you want more people to buy EVs or you don't. This is just a cheap political ploy by the liberals to hold on to power.

:allears:

jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

no one who starts a sentence with "I'm fine with x, but" is actually fine with x. one of the constants of the universe.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
betteridge's law of opening sentences

jony neuemonic
Nov 13, 2009

infernal machines posted:

betteridge's law of opening sentences

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

sometimes as a joke i like to start sentences with "i'm not racist, but"

e.g. "i'm not racist, but i think those new priuses have really ugly taillights"

people go "huh? that's not racist" and i say "right, that's what i said"

:haw:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

i miss vine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpObCUeOe5Y

heated game moment
Oct 30, 2003

Lipstick Apathy

Lol

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Sagebrush posted:

ontario just revoked their $14,000 EV tax rebate if the vehicle you buy costs more than $75,000, logically pointing out that if you can afford a car costing as much as the average canadian family makes in a year, you don't really need extra handouts. all teslas in canada cost more than $75,000.

people on the tesla reddit are losing their loving minds

Feisty-Cadaver
Jun 1, 2000
The worms crawl in,
The worms crawl out.
they did that in HK too this year and man super-fuckin rich people were so angry

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.
galactic brain: Elon musk is the richest beneficiary of government assistance ever

rjmccall
Sep 7, 2007

no worries friend
Fun Shoe
honestly that's really bad policy

it should prorate out, from maybe 40k - 90k

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in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

FrozenVent posted:

galactic brain: Elon musk is the richest beneficiary of government assistance ever

not while there are waltons around

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