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MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
i hear voices in my head
its roode v randy
the crowd is dead

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This video package somehow made one of Orton's best ever RKO OUTTA NOWHERE's look bland and low-impact :psyduck:

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Chris James 2 posted:

This is the last SD-exclusive PPV, and it's fair to assume Rusev (guy who already went weeks without being booked on SDs and didn't even have a match for this show until a week or so ago) is going to have a harder time getting on these cards with a whole other show's roster of talent being eligible for them

I agree that the top tier of the WWE is bloated but it's not like rusev doesn't sell tickets

it sucks for the zigglers of the world but who cares

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

This is the last SD-exclusive PPV, and it's fair to assume Rusev (guy who already went weeks without being booked on SDs and didn't even have a match for this show until a week or so ago) is going to have a harder time getting on these cards with a whole other show's roster of talent being eligible for them

Bingo.

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках

Jerusalem posted:

This video package somehow made one of Orton's best ever RKO OUTTA NOWHERE's look bland and low-impact :psyduck:

Truck monkey failure.


Orton has hair again, give him back Burn In My Light and the Pose, and stop wrestling at half speed.

Welp, I take that back. He shaved most of his head again.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Guys like rusev who sell calendars where every day is rusev day are gonna disappear

ok

You must be similarly surprised WWE refuses to let Bryan compete despite him still being the most cheered-for person on a given week whenever he appears just to talk for 20 seconds

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I remembered there was a Smackdown on tonight a few minutes ago. Is it ok?

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Roode will enter WM as US Champ and official entrant into the Andre Battle Royale.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The_Rob posted:

In what way? He's already a loser he's going to get portrayed as more of a loser? Wwe just can't book. It doesn't matter if it's brand exclusive or not.

He probably won't be portrayed at all.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!
The randy pop is always my favorite. The fans pop for a few seconds and then go oh yeah we gotta watch an Orton match.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I agree that the top tier of the WWE is bloated but it's not like rusev doesn't sell tickets

it sucks for the zigglers of the world but who cares

Rusev does not sell tickets.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
I wonder if Randy will ride his sperm down to the ring at WrestleMania this year.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
randy orton/bobby roode/jinder mahal program, eh? golly gee.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

welcome to waikiki

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Chris James 2 posted:

You must be similarly surprised WWE refuses to let Bryan compete despite him still being the most cheered-for person on a given week whenever he appears just to talk for 20 seconds

he's literally looking at cte he's an idiot if he competes

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

Aphrodite posted:

Rusev does not sell tickets.

he does on rusev day

Liquid Communism
Mar 9, 2004

коммунизм хранится в яичках
He even poses on the corner at half speed.

Jesus.

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Aphrodite posted:

He probably won't be portrayed at all.

Like most of the jobbers in wwe. Things really won't change much

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The_Rob posted:

The randy pop is always my favorite. The fans pop for a few seconds and then go oh yeah we gotta watch an Orton match.

I thought that was a Roode pop

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
Glorious
Headlock again
Headlock again
This match will be boring us

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

I agree that the top tier of the WWE is bloated but it's not like rusev doesn't sell tickets

it sucks for the zigglers of the world but who cares

It'll suck for anyone lower than the upper midcard now on both shows, dude.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

PASS THE MASH posted:

I thought that was a Roode pop

Roode pops finish the song then get bored.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord
I sure hope this match doesn't get.....HINDERED

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
this might be the most boring TNA/WWE dream match

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams

bessantj posted:

Ouch, hope you recover quickly. Don't worry though Becky Lynch and Naomi vs. Natalya and Carmella is on its way!

Thanks, I did catch the end of the Nakamura/Rusev match but now I have Roode/Orton so if I fall asleep I’ll blame the meds!

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

PASS THE MASH posted:

I thought that was a Roode pop

Roode is a more interesting wrestler than randy. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

It's the battle of the "wrestlers I'm told are great, but yet for some reason bore the poo poo out of me".

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Roode's robe and the way he holds his arms makes it appear he has foot long arms.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Lumberjack Bonanza posted:

Guys like rusev who sell calendars where every day is rusev day are gonna disappear

ok

Nah, for once I'm with foochs on this one; in the current climate where there's still space to fill Rusev got mega-over and sold a shitload of merch and it propelled him to the incredible heights of barely appearing on TV and losing a perfunctory match with one week of build. I don't think the post-split world is going to be kind to people who aren't in the primary WWE narrative at all.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

21 Hoot Salute posted:

quit making kid rock the WM theme song in Louisiana :mad:

The_Rob posted:

Yeah that song loving suckkkkkkkssssssss

FullMetalJackoff posted:

That song in the WM promo video is terrible.

Yeah I started muting when the commercial comes on. I recommend it.

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.

SamuraiFoochs posted:

It'll suck for anyone lower than the upper midcard now on both shows, dude.

then perish

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Bobby Roode looks like a guy who plays Billy Mays in porn parodies

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
this is like my worst nightmare

The_Rob
Feb 1, 2007

Blah blah blah blah!!

Erebus posted:

Bobby Roode looks like a guy who plays Billy Mays in porn parodies

I'd watch it.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Erebus posted:

Bobby Roode looks like a guy who plays Billy Mays in porn parodies

Lol

bessantj
Jul 27, 2004


I can;t believe the son of The Invader has never held the US title.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one




PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


The_Rob posted:

Roode is a more interesting wrestler than randy. I'll fight anyone who disagrees.

We’re gonna have to fight. Face Roode is like dipping white bread into white paint.

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Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Randy will win because he loves To MAGA and we must replace the filthy Canadian champ.

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