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flakeloaf posted:And then you get one in your teeth and you pull on it and it scrapes all the toppings out of the burger and drops it on your lap, and you're sitting there with this giant onion in your mouth like a dog with a frisbee. So, pretty happy then?
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gently caress you all, diced onions on burgers owns
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infernal machines posted:So, pretty happy then? Naw man, I see that poo poo in my food I'm pulling it out with my hands. My lunch doesn't need a rip cord.
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Welp. It nice to know an alleged hash dealer can become our next Premier of ontario
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Mar 12, 2018 06:58
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Helsing posted:This graph takes us right up to the moment that Doug Ford was declared leader. FORD *CLICK*
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WaffleLove posted:Welp. It nice to know an alleged hash dealer can become our next Premier of ontario finally, upward mobility
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CLAM DOWN posted:gently caress you all, diced onions on burgers owns 
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The loving problem is Harvey's uses red onion.. on burgers. A&W only ff chain to realize the potential of slicing white onions. Yep first CanPol post in a year(s?) is about burger toppings. I will poo poo it up extra heavy and state that I hope Tanya Granic Allen continues to get a lot of air time.. not in the hope that she tanks the party from within (although that would be a nice plus), but because she's the first living person I've genuinely wanted to hate gently caress.  I love her and her blackened heart Math You fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mar 12, 2018 12:51
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Charming.
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My parents (both steadfast Conservative voters) have been in Arizona all winter, and won't be back for a few more weeks. I talked to my Dad yesterday, and thought I'd give him the news. Me: Have you heard any of the stuff going on with the provincial Conservatives? Dad: I heard a while back that they tossed out the leader. Did they pick a new one yet? M: Yup, they just finished the leadership vote. D: Who won? Christine Elliott? M: Nope, Dougie Ford. D: (Five seconds of silence) You're loving kidding me. M: Nope. D: But why... Christine would have been the perfect leader to beat Wynne... Why would they choose that idiot? M: I know, right? D: (Long sigh) I'm going to have a real hard time voting for Doug Ford. It was pretty telling to me that the Old Guy didn't say that he wouldn't vote for Ford, just that he'd have a hard time doing so. I think that's how a lot of Con voters are going to roll. Hold their noses, and vote for Doug, because that's Their Team. Anyway, all the possible endings are not great. My riding has no NDP candidate yet (cuz these elections just come outta nowhere, you can't predict when they'll spring up, right?)
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The Zombie Guy posted:It was pretty telling to me that the Old Guy didn't say that he wouldn't vote for Ford, just that he'd have a hard time doing so. I think that's how a lot of Con voters are going to roll. Hold their noses, and vote for Doug, because that's Their Team. In my experience right-wing voters are much more motivated by hatred of the other than by affinity with their own candidate, so it's in my opinion more likely that your dad will motivate himself by voting against Wynne than by voting for Ford. Like in 2016, when Republican voters were willing to hold their nose and vote for Trump because they hated Hillary Clinton so much. In fact this is probably easier in Canada because outside of one riding you can also justify it to yourself by saying you're voting for your local Conservative candidate rather than the leader, whereas in America you have to actually cast a vote for president. On the other hand, centrists and leftists seem much more motivated by the strengths or weaknesses of their own candidates, and are willing to stay home (even risking potentially-catastrophic right-wing governments) if they dislike the candidate they're given. This was one of Hillary Clinton's big mistakes in 2016, she assumed that her voters would be angry and terrified of a Trump presidency and turn out to vote for her the way conservatives turned out to vote because they were angry and terrified of a Hillary Clinton presidency, and she was wrong. In other words, I hope Horwath and Wynne aren't basing their turnout strategies on "Wow everyone will turn out to vote against Doug Ford" because if they are then they will lose.
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Postess with the Mostest posted:Maybe take another year off and try not to sound so rapey next time? Ok I guess hate gently caress is a pretty gross term. I admit to being intentionally crude, but drat dude. I wish only to have the most enjoyable, sober, consensual hate sex. Sorry for the awful derail. Doug Ford absolutely has a high chance of winning. As much as I'd love to jump on the "this isn't AMERICA" train, Doug Ford honestly does not have anywhere near the baggage Trump did, and several massive advantages that Trump did not. I'd love to say the thrashings Dougie will take in the debates will make a difference, but no one gives a gently caress about debates. We can only hope the OPC continue to eat themselves alive with the same vigor they have the last Hold onto your butts. Math You fucked around with this message at 14:12 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Math You posted:Doug Ford absolutely has a high chance of winning. As much as I'd love to jump on the "this isn't AMERICA" train, Doug Ford honestly does not have anywhere near the baggage Trump did, and several massive advantages that Trump did not. I don't think we lost much with Elliot. Half of me thinks yeah, she's calm, experienced and she'll surround herself with intelligent people. The other half says maybe if she actually did that she wouldn't have lost to Doug loving Ford. It's going to be an amazing entertaining election cycle, absolutely top notch. Nobody better to threaten to throw Wynne in jail but I do not love the idea of him or the PCPO MPPs in charge of the province nevermind the socon poo poo, who's going to run electricity, Oosterhoff? The Liberals are competent at being terrible and the ONDP lack warm bodies let alone good MPPs. I'll probably vote NDP this election. If PCs come door knocking, I'll ask what makes them better conservatives than OLP. I am still going to cheer for Doug Ford until the election though just because it's fun. e. I might cheer for Libs from a conservative position, like what can the PCs do to possibly out-conservative 5 years of health care freezes and cutting autism treatment for kids over 5 Postess with the Mostest fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mar 12, 2018 14:35
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You remember the Harris years, right? They can cut more.
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PCPO: So focused on butt-fuckin', they do it to the entire province.
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https://twitter.com/sdbcraig/status/902577818294521858 Good stuff.
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vyelkin posted:In my experience right-wing voters are much more motivated by hatred of the other than by affinity with their own candidate, so it's in my opinion more likely that your dad will motivate himself by voting against Wynne than by voting for Ford. Like in 2016, when Republican voters were willing to hold their nose and vote for Trump because they hated Hillary Clinton so much. In fact this is probably easier in Canada because outside of one riding you can also justify it to yourself by saying you're voting for your local Conservative candidate rather than the leader, whereas in America you have to actually cast a vote for president. I would say that it is more because the right is more driven by 'loyalty'. It doesn't matter how bad your team plays, it's your team. It doesn't matter how much you hate your brother, he's family. It's Canada: love it or leave it. Their mindset is that their insular group comes above all else, to the expense of others and to themselves. Hate plays a role in it because if 'you aren't with us, you're against us', but I feel a lot of it is more brand loyalty.
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I wonder how quick the PCPO will put a stop to that northern Ontario’s UBI project.
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StarMinstrel posted:I wonder how quick the PCPO will put a stop to that northern Ontario’s UBI project. Doesn't matter what they do with that project, the Ontario Liberals have already sabotaged it
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StarMinstrel posted:I wonder how quick the PCPO will put a stop to that northern Ontario’s UBI project. (Part of) Hamilton is also one of the pilot areas. Also lol if you don't think the PCs will defund local transit completely, upload service to Metrolinx, and fully privatize the operation of every line in the province. infernal machines fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Math You posted:Ok I guess hate gently caress is a pretty gross term. I admit to being intentionally crude, but drat dude. I wish only to have the most enjoyable, sober, consensual hate sex. seriously, Doug Ford is the clear favorite to win right now, I would be somewhat surprised if he loses he was -6 vs John Tory in Toronto back in 2014, and this is an election in which the battleground riding are the GTA suburbs. If the PCs get the same margins in Toronto as FORD did in 2014 they prob win the election hillary had to throw the election in 100 different ways to lose, Wynne starts out as the underdog and has to fight uphill all the way
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Also I thought Dougie promised to walk back the sex Ed curriculum and something about parental abortion rights. What do you guys think about him alligning with the soc cons? I tend to think that hurts him in the gen election but maybe not...
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I suspect that short of true Red Tories, anyone willing to vote Conservative before will vote Conservative now, because things like "give parents a say in sex-ed curriculum" and "give parents a veto over abortions for underage teens" aren't the most controversial positions ever staked out. I mean it's not like he's threatening to fund non-Catholic religious schools or anything.
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The general line I've heard from PC voting older family members so far is "Well Doug Ford is horrible and I hate social conservatives but if I don't hold my nose and vote for them, Kathleen Wynne Debt Financial Apocalypse within a decade etc.. etc..." I mean hey, under any Doug Ford administration I'd likely lose my job because there's no way that guy views healthcare R&D as 'essential' and I guaran loving tee we'd be on the chopping block (or at least be under a long term wage freeze where we'd lose a ton of good people to less efficient and less useful similar private industry jobs), but every time I point that part out its "oh no he'd just trim the wasteful public jobs not yours you're overreacting". 
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Ah, yes, the assumption that despite all available evidence, Doug Ford has even the first concept of what's wasteful. Or indeed any idea of what it is the government does, and why. He was on city council in Toronto for four years if you're curious.
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Like I get it, if there was a BC election and a cabal of real-estate developers and LNG interests had made some sort of cyber-christie and the BCNDP leader was Jenny Kwan I'd probably still vote for my local NDP MLA. Doug Ford is terrible and they know it, but when the alternative in their mind is a crashed economy, DEBT, and forced trans abortions they know how important voting for the lesser evil it.
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OLP needs to dump Wynne and run Sousa.
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We need to exhume the corpse of Layton and have him lead us in undeath
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I'd vote for the Necromantic Democrat Party.
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Testikles posted:We need to exhume the corpse of Layton and have him lead us in undeath That sets a dangerous precedent. You know drat well Robbie would be the next one shambling out of the grave.
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As if Conservatives wouldn't ban necromancy before abortion. Death begins at expiration.
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McGavin posted:As if Conservatives wouldn't ban necromancy before abortion. Death begins at expiration. As if Conservatives wouldn't explicitly allow people to decide what they can do with your body.
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As long as necromancy was extremely expensive to ensure only the most worthy people were brought back they'd be fine with it.
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ShamelessCPC HQ posted:Despite warning signs the new Phoenix payroll system wasn’t ready; the Liberals chose to move ahead with its implementation anyway.
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