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My cousin seems to be what is clinically called Dumb As gently caress. Yeah man, that's a real video of a real thing that has not been implemented. Better than MREs! OldMemes posted:At least with the reboot games they actually tried to give Lara character development and a personality that wasn't just 'British and Posh'. I could never get into the older games, but I quite liked the reboot and Rise. Call me back when they get a cameraman who doesn't have constant seizures. I got violently ill before I managed to get a bow in my hands in the first game, and I don't normally get motion sick. You can't turn it off and it's baked into all the cutscenes. I hope you really want to vomit even without seeing all the violence! Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 01:48 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Blade_of_tyshalle posted:Perhaps you just have a delicate baby tummy. I can play Mirror's Edge all day, but that wasn't someone just fake shaking a camera like they were freezing to death while filming. Their camerawork is obnoxious, and the camera shake in third person was no better. Maybe they can just make their violence jerkoff simulator not also be filmed by the cameramen for the Blair Witch Project? And my cousin's friends are also stupid as gently caress:  PS: The original video is from some meal at home service in Twin Falls, Idaho. Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 02:44 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Mar 12, 2018 02:35
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Midnight Voyager posted:Yeah man, that's a real video of a real thing that has not been implemented. Better than MREs! I spent 4 months once eating nothing but MREs and it's not something I'd wish on anybody, not even with the half-decent MREs that exist these days.
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Soviet Commubot posted:I spent 4 months once eating nothing but MREs and it's not something I'd wish on anybody, not even with the half-decent MREs that exist these days. Yeah, better than MREs is not saying much. Oh hey, my cousin's dad chimed in. (I'm the one in yellow in both images)  UPDATE: AND THEN MY COUSIN DELETED THE POST. I guess he has SOME shame! FUN FACT: My cousin's dad there has 100% disability. His lungs are burnt out from a gun backfire in Desert Storm. He had to actually fight for that disability status, and I am positive that involved food stamps. Midnight Voyager has a new favorite as of 03:09 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:That's probably a foreseeable consequence of promoting the idea that everyone is a racist because of systemic racism. The "racist" label used to just be for the most obvious, most hateful people, so saying everyone growing up in a racist system is a racist was shocking and attention getting. "I'm not like those people!" Fantastic way of getting people to pay attention to the jolly condescending racism of well-meaning folk, and think about how it looks from the other side. This process is also known as "crying wolf".
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Lemniscate Blue posted:That could be solved by providing universal health care, but these shitbags won't fund that either. Well, that would certainly help, yes.
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Skwirl posted:The reasons busses stop running at a certain hour is because you fuckers won't fund public transit. AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I cut funding? I regret this 
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Mar 12, 2018 05:12
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Biplane posted:Terrorising the enemy, psyops, etc, there are loads of excuses but in reality theyre all insane war criminals sheltered by a system of war criminals, engineered to profit war criminals. It's funny how the USA has literally become the evil dystopian empire out of lovely YA fiction. "funny" 
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Mar 12, 2018 06:22
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:I cut funding? I regret this and we will all regret this
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Knormal posted:I've never swung an axe, but I feel like I could figure it out pretty quick. Is there some secret about axes that I've been missing out on? For chopping firewood? Keep your legs apart, aim for dead centre, and don't do it indoors unless the ceiling is high enough to clear both you and the axe.
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Mar 12, 2018 09:03
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Midnight Voyager posted:FUN FACT: My cousin's dad there has 100% disability. His lungs are burnt out from a gun backfire in Desert Storm. He had to actually fight for that disability status, and I am positive that involved food stamps. You don't get it. They will only take away the BAD peoples' food stamps or make it harder to live for the BAD people. Good people like your cousin's dad are going to be A-ok.
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Oh god, a dude who was with me in high-school just shared the most  "old people are the best" video from a site called "Grand-Mother Tips", its in French so here's a translation (bold text was emphasized in the vid, all punctuation transcribed as is). For the images, imagine an old timey TV displaying a new black and white image for every line.quote:We, the people BORN BETWEEN 1950 and 1989, are the luckiest Now this is already pretty loving amazing, from the wide timespan (1950 to 1989 ?!) to the "oh we are so unique" crap, but the real kicker is that the dude who shared it is a year older than me, he was born in 19-loving-89 and having known him for like 4 years while growing up, none of the above applied to him 
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Elysiume posted:Every single time. Is there a German word for not being allowed near schools?
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh god, a dude who was with me in high-school just shared the most The born in 1989 and never having a phone, computer, or console is just lol. gently caress, most people born in 1950 had phones growing up.
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Alterian posted:The born in 1989 and never having a phone, computer, or console is just lol. gently caress, most people born in 1950 had phones growing up. You can tell it was written by a person born in the 90s or 2000s because they equate phone with cell phone. Also people born in the late sixties and onwards definitely often had home video game consoles and other microcomputers growing up. E: if you were born in 1968 or so you would've experienced the loving height of the home computing craze as a teenager. And loving everyone hurt their bare feet all the time outside and the mum had to put disinfectant on the wounds and it sucked.
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Jerry Cotton posted:You can tell it was written by a person born in the 90s or 2000s because they equate phone with cell phone. You only need to walk barefoot on chipseal once before you learn your lesson.
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Midnight Voyager posted:FUN FACT: My cousin's dad there has 100% disability. His lungs are burnt out from a gun backfire in Desert Storm. He had to actually fight for that disability status, and I am positive that involved food stamps. I'm definitely not defending the guy but if it's 100% disabled from the VA/Military, that does not involve food stamps. Even social security disability doesn't involve food stamps. Those are completely dependent on income and depending on how long he served and what rank he got to (if he retired) then he probably doesn't qualify for food stamps/EBT. He's still probably an idiot though.
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh god, a dude who was with me in high-school just shared the most What is it with 1989? Here's an idiot I just ran into: https://twitter.com/BeckyJohnson222/status/972090205229363201 https://twitter.com/BeckyJohnson222/status/973050298133393408 
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You know, one of my sisters was born in '89, and I'm pretty sure she saved up to buy her first cell phone when she was sixteen or so.
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BioEnchanted posted:It's like they don't know that there are ways to express your displeasure without being a total rear end in a top hat about it. Instead of "Suck on a barrel you SJW human being!" maybe respond with "You cost our team that round because you were playing like an idiot. Please stop it" You have, like, actual words. Use them. That would require intelligence and thought. Can't have any of that when you are sucking back GFuel and trying to get more viewers on Twitch.
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Whiskey A Go Go! posted:That would require intelligence and thought. Can't have any of that when you are sucking back GFuel and trying to get more viewers on Twitch. Besides, being polite doesn't pull in the views like being a raging rear end in a top hat does. Mr. Rogers is dead and now people are like 'drat I miss that guy' And on the other hand being just the loving worst gets you a spot on FOX News or being the President.
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50s - 80s kids famous for listening to their parents - from greasers over hippies to punkers so much non-stop listening going on. And then listened attentively to their own kids which is why they are... uh, worse off.
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My dad once went off on my sister about something and said our whole generation is irresponsible, but then my mom chimed in with “we used to let people drop acid and then drive us places — and we wouldn’t wear seatbelts!”
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the olden days where women knew their place and musselmen were stuck in their arid lands and racism didnt exist because it was accepted fact that the white man reigned supreme
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Biplane posted:the olden days where women knew their place and musselmen were stuck in their arid lands and racism didnt exist because it was accepted fact that the white man reigned supreme ah yes, the racist's paradise.
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Henchman of Santa posted:My dad once went off on my sister about something and said our whole generation is irresponsible, but then my mom chimed in with “we used to let people drop acid and then drive us places — and we wouldn’t wear seatbelts!” gently caress yeah mom 
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Fathis Munk posted:Oh god, a dude who was with me in high-school just shared the most All of these "hurr, we had REAAAAL friends and NO TECHNOLOGY (but do you remember cartoons and taping the radio???)" wind me up a treat. It's even worse now that some of my old school friends have started sharing images saying that they only had 3 TV channels and not a computer in sight and survived. We used to watch Cartoon Network and play Tekken 2 for hours, knock it off.
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Walton Simons posted:All of these "hurr, we had REAAAAL friends and NO TECHNOLOGY (but do you remember cartoons and taping the radio???)" wind me up a treat. It's even worse now that some of my old school friends have started sharing images saying that they only had 3 TV channels and not a computer in sight and survived. We used to watch Cartoon Network and play Tekken 2 for hours, knock it off. Why does everyone hate their childhood so much?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What is it with 1989? Here's an idiot I just ran into: Why is it always teachers? "I'm a teacher and..." seems to be secret code for "disregard everything after the ellipses that isn't strictly about my job."
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Mar 12, 2018 15:16
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RareAcumen posted:Why does everyone hate their childhood so much? Saying you had a difficult childhood makes people feel better about failing later in life. Even if they grew up in a middle class suburban home.
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Warmachine posted:Why is it always teachers? "I'm a teacher and..." seems to be secret code for "disregard everything after the ellipses that isn't strictly about my job." That's true for every skilled job. It's also very common with doctor and engineer.
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If someone starts an anonymous posts with stating their profession, it's safe to assume they don't even have a job.
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RoboRodent posted:You know, one of my sisters was born in '89, and I'm pretty sure she saved up to buy her first cell phone when she was sixteen or so. Walton Simons posted:All of these "hurr, we had REAAAAL friends and NO TECHNOLOGY (but do you remember cartoons and taping the radio???)" wind me up a treat. It's even worse now that some of my old school friends have started sharing images saying that they only had 3 TV channels and not a computer in sight and survived. We used to watch Cartoon Network and play Tekken 2 for hours, knock it off. Way back before Toonami and Adult Swim; there was a solid hour block of black and white classics somewhere in there.
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Skwirl posted:It depends on the size, but almost certainly less than it would cost to remove, given tattoo artists don't need medical degrees or expensive lasers. Also I'm pretty sure every single tattoo that exists takes less time to put on than take off. Sure, so cover it up. Some artists do Nazi cover-ups for free.
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RareAcumen posted:Why does everyone hate their childhood so much? My childhood was awesome thank you very much. I got to watch Arthur and Batman in the morning and my dog was still alive. And I grew up in the 90s, that decade everyone says was poo poo.
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