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Quavers posted:I'm eagerly anticipating more funny anecdotes about Star Citizen or CIG. Are they stressed about Space Court? 3.1? Bird Culling? You have to pay Derek 10 bux to join his supa sekrit forum to see the good stuff .
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SomethingJones posted:Q: Do we need to put you on meltdown watch again?
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EightAce posted:Don't be too hard on Erin. He doesn't look like he's got long left. He looks like a novelty inflatable Erin in his current state. At least he put the kibosh on a Gamescom crunch. A tender mercy for the Devs and Gamescom 2017 won’t be topped for s anyway. I sometimes still can’t believe the riches showered upon gaming history by Chris’s big moment public events. Thank goodness he never hired a competent, hands-on VP of Marketing or we might never have known one let alone several.
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EminusSleepus posted:no Get a load of that dog
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 20:25 |
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monkeytek posted:
Its this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnUMgzFUvHE
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oh... chom-pu-ooa I like this almost as much as Ya Whoa Did Ep Did Ah Whoa Did.
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EightAce posted:You have to pay Derek 10 bux to join his supa sekrit forum to see the good stuff . Trying to coax someone into joining his hive of sickening facts-not-truth.... shame on you
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 20:29 |
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https://www.twitch.tv/wtfosaurus "Servers patch notes deemed unimportant" "I love Star Citizen. All those millions of patches we get every year" "I blame the netcode too. No-one can stop me. It's the netcode's fault."
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Star Citizen | Erin Roberts Interview Uncut March 2018 March 12, 2018 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkteNWutOz8&t=1857s Q: Will this be more Squadron 42 based? Are you planning to provide any extra content updates after Squadron 42 Episode One is released or just patches and bugfixes? Erin Roberts: Yeah I mean at the MOMENT it's... I mean the PLAN is... is... it's SQUADRON, and we HOPE we won't be patching it, a-haha! I mean really, SQUADRON for us is gonna be, eh... we REALLY wanna make sure... and that's not a big thing that's why I'm kind of... very... quiet about it and don't show it too much... until we you know... until we want you know to do different stuff and things but... THAT'S the thing we wanna release, and when we release it we don't want to have, you know... I don't... well... WE WON'T RELEASE IT if... if we... And the GREAT thing about the way we do this is, you know... we... we... when... and especially because we're LIVE and you know we can just... you know, you DOWNLOAD it... is we don't have you know... we don't have some problem where somebody says, 'Well you have to get to MANUFACTURING by this date, oh well we'll just finish this off and we'll patch it later' So, you know, we want that FIRST experience when it comes out, we feel it's a good experience the first time it goes out and people will really BLOW THEIR MIND But Squadron because obviously A, we think it's a massive great story and a brilliant game, and we wanna make sure we don't RUIN it, so... So Squadron WILL come out when it's ready, so hopefully, on the PATCH side, you know, I... I mean you can't say... MAYBE there'll be one or two EDGE CASE PCs and we'll find some problem and fix it, there's a little patch for THAT... but hopefully... hopefully it should really work well. Straight after that, the plan will be to go straight on to the second episode.
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iospace posted:Do we need to put you on meltdown watch again? gently caress yes
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SomethingJones posted:Q: No, I loving don't know, that's why we're asking YOU! Stop using that phrase as if this is all totally obvious poo poo. How are you, Mr. Roberts, going to implement these things in your game, SPECIFICALLY? Use complete sentences and show your work. Are you going to archer Elite Dangerous only with less fun and more Hell, at this point, they'd cream their pants to have a lovely version of Elite Dangerous' gameplay.
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Refactoring pipelines...
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SomethingJones posted:Erin Roberts: I feel like the language here is super telling. "Obviously any gameplay features are pushed out to the next patch, whichever patch that is..." like that people listening should realize nothing of substance is ever delivered right now.
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All the poo poo excuses coming from these people sound exactly like what I said to my teachers in middle school when I hadn't done any of the assignments for the last month.
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G0RF posted:At least he put the kibosh on a Gamescom crunch. A tender mercy for the Devs and Gamescom 2017 won’t be topped for s anyway. If they had anything that worked they could rent booths at every trade show this year and staff it with community reps - like every other company in every single field does.
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SoftNum posted:I feel like the language here is super telling. "Obviously any gameplay features are pushed out to the next patch, whichever patch that is..." like that people listening should realize nothing of substance is ever delivered right now. It's the same stuff Chris has been saying for years. All these FEATURES are coming in 2.2, 2.3, 2.4, 2.6, 3.0, and now 3.2 Same poo poo, different version number.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 20:43 |
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Star Citizen: so, you know...em...to...er...uh
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 20:49 |
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SomethingJones posted:It's the same stuff Chris has been saying for years. All these FEATURES are coming in 2.2, 2.3, 2.4, 2.6, 3.0, and now 3.2 I just like the wording choice... "It should be obvious to all of you know that new gameplay features will never be finished and released, just talked about in passing, and promised in the future..." Not even a like "Hey sorry mining didn't make it in for the 4th straight release in spite of being almost done for year(s)." Just "You should know better by now."
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 20:58 |
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Star Citizen: OBVIOUSLY it'll be in the next patch!
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 20:59 |
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Ah, another Monday and the space tire fire keeps burning bright. I love the smell of vulcanized rubber in the morning.
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Star Citizen: OBVIOUSLY it'll be in the next patch! One of the few times reddit can say "Hey we called it!" Good job, reddit!
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Dusty Lens posted:As someone who enjoys Star Trek I appreciate that Derek's 2015 blog post grows larger the further we travel into the future. That's the kind of space time paradox that I can really get behind. I feel kale smoothies are on the same level as onion smoothies. As in, don't iospace posted:Bratwurst is good and I will not tolerate it being slandered It's less good when your stepfather is a fanatic barbecue fan and you're forced to cram so many into your mouth across Spring, Summer and Autumn that you're starting to feel like some kind of Wurst Citizen As soon as I got out into my own apartment, I stopped even looking at Bratwurst. Jobbo_Fett posted:Star Citizen: OBVIOUSLY it'll be in the next patch! To be fair, by now even CIG must know that their "backers" are stupid enough to believe anything, so I doubt they care. They're basically just saying every dumb poo poo that goes through their heads at this point.
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Libluini posted:To be fair, by now even CIG must know that their "backers" are stupid enough to believe anything, so I doubt they care. They're basically just saying every dumb poo poo that goes through their heads at this point. I remember having to hunt for red flags. Now they have their own youtube series.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 21:15 |
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I too hate being taken off my cadence of scamming people by an event which threatens to dispel the illusions I have created.
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Tinfoil Papercut posted:I too hate being taken off my cadence of scamming people by an event which threatens to dispel the illusions I have created.
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SomethingJones posted:Star Citizen | Erin Roberts Interview Uncut March 2018 Well, that sure clears everything up. I’m beginning to understand the wisdom of not speaking about Squadron because spoilers. There was a certain coherence to silence that I’m really starting to appreciate the wisdom of... G0RF fucked around with this message at 22:04 on Mar 12, 2018 |
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G0RF posted:Well, that sure clears everything up. Reading between the parps: "We are taking our time to polish, but no patches after release". Never going to happen. (Not even for decent game development companies)
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Libluini posted:It's less good when your stepfather is a fanatic barbecue fan and you're forced to cram so many into your mouth across Spring, Summer and Autumn that you're starting to feel like some kind of Wurst Citizen There's always more and it's always wurst.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 21:59 |
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SomethingJones posted:
Star Citizen: You Know
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 22:10 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Reading between the parps: "We are taking our time to polish, but no patches after release". star engine has no bugs. just look at what we have released so far.
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G0RF posted:At least he put the kibosh on a Gamescom crunch. A tender mercy for the Devs and Gamescom 2017 won’t be topped for s anyway. Or you could, oh, idk, keep your code in a shippable state like actual good dev shops do... then just cut a build whenever you need slang your wares. But you see CIG is different. They're trying poo poo nobody has ever even dreamed before, things like 400+ devs or whatever in a Lord of the Flies scenario just going buck wild, palm-slamming code into other code with absolutely zero adult supervision. But wtf do I know I'm just some goon fail troll, I'm sure Chris Robert's got this. $180 million dollars and one broken embarrassment can't be wrong!
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AbstractNapper posted:Reading between the parps: "We are taking our time to polish, but no patches after release". Game companies only patch after release because of evil publishers forcing them to do paid DLC and stuff Croberts is going to release a note-perfect 1.0 with no bugs, just you wait
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 22:32 |
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You can argue degrees of culpability all day long if you want; the fact remains that nobody in a managerial capacity at CIG in 2018 deserves any sympathy at this point. The time for giving people the benefit of the doubt based on past performance or likeability passed around $60 million ago.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 22:37 |
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CIG Release Cycle Patch is 3+ months away: Everything is in the patch. Patch is 2 months away: This is it. This is the patch that's gonna change everything. Patch is 1 month away: We're so close to being done. We'll get you guys a preview soon. It won't have everything in it, some pieces held back but we'll get them done before release. Patch is due: We need another month. Going to cut some features. Patch is 1 month overdue: Okay so most of the big features have been moved to version (Patch + 1). Very close to being done though, it'll be out in like a month after this one. Patch is 2 months overdue: Here it is, evocatii. Sorry, the big tent features aren't in yet. But there's some new spaceships for you. Try not to open the doors too often. Patch is 3 months overdue: *Patch is released to public without any of the big features* Don't worry. Everything is in (Patch + 1). Buy some of the new spaceships!
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Virtual Captain posted:https://youtu.be/qkteNWutOz8?t=1083 "So what's the deal with this hot new revolutionary internetworked video game technology? Let's see what a giant subnormal toad who cannot form complete or coherent sentences has to say!"
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 22:40 |
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My 2nd favorite part after the complete blanking out is where BoredgamerUK immediately picks up on the fact that this was not a question he can answer and jumps in with "OK"
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Libluini posted:It's less good when your stepfather is a fanatic barbecue fan and you're forced to cram so many into your mouth across Spring, Summer and Autumn that you're starting to feel like some kind of Wurst Citizen Sounds like you fear the wurst.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 23:07 |
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No poo poo? That is the problem everybody has been waiting years on.
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# ? Mar 12, 2018 23:12 |
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Is the Konami LaserScope back in stock? Excellent.
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Erin seemed to be having a stroke at one point with the you knows per second
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